This is it! Mario, Koops, and Frankly have finally made it to Hooktail's palace! Now for the ultimate showdown, or so it seems. Anyway, Mario will get the Chaos Emerald that Hooktail stole from him.
HOOKTAIL:
What are you doing in my palace!?
KOOPS:
Zoinks!
FRANKLY:
Good gosh, that dragon's bigger than the last time I saw him!
HOOKTAIL:
Him!? Do you really think I'm a man!?
MARIO:
Uh, you really are a woman.
HOOKTAIL:
Yeah, I knew you would get my gender right.
MARIO:
Listen, Hooktail… Ma'am, we're here to get that Chaos Emerald back from you, that diamond you just ate earlier.
HOOKTAIL:
Now, why would I want to give you that diamond?
KOOPS:
Well, Mr. Mario found it lying on the ground first. He was gonna take it before you took it from him.
HOOKTAIL:
Hmph! Poppycock! I found it fair and square, so I claim the diamond that you're trying to steal from me!
(Mario showed Hooktail his see-through backpack vacuum full of crickets, and Hooktail started cringing so hard)
HOOKTAIL:
No! Nooo! Not the… *gags*… crickets! I've got really bad food poisoning once when I ate a cricket. I hate them so much! Oh… fight it, Hooky… just hearing a cricket chirp makes me feel woozy.
KOOPS:
It's working, Mario! Why don't we set them…
(But before Koops could finish, the Toads ripped the crickets out of Mario's hands and threw them off a cliff)
MARIO:
No!
KOOPS:
(Whispers)
Hey, look on the bright side, we've still got the F-R-O-G-S.
(Koops then showed Hooktail the frogs and let them bounce around)
HOOKTAIL:
No! Not the frogs, too! Oh, I can't bear it! Somebody get rid of them, right now!
(The Toads quickly grabbed all the frogs and sent them outside so they can hop back to the frog-infested room)
HOOKTAIL:
Now where were we!?
FRANKLY:
There goes our frogs, too! Now we're really gonna die!
HOOKTAIL:
Ride me, guys!
MARIO:
Huh? You just want us to ride you, is that it?
HOOKTAIL:
Yeah, what does it look like? Hop on my back, and I'll give you the tour of your life!
MARIO:
Okey-dokie arti-chokey!
(Mario, Koops, and Frankly all hopped on Hooktail and she started flying around the Petal Meadows and Petalburger. As Goombella was finished setting up the party)
GOOMBELLA:
Man, this'll be perfect when Mario and Koops get back from Hooktail's lair.
JACKSON:
Goombella, take cover! Hooktail's on his way!
GOOMBELLA:
Wait, wha…?
(Goombella noticed Hooktail flying so high around the neighborhood. She and Koopie Koo then noticed Mario and Koops riding Hooktail)
GOOMBELLA:
Holy crap! Mario and Koops tamed Hooktail!
KOOPIE KOO:
Wait, what?
GOOMBELLA:
Guys, Mario and Koops did it! Hooktail's tamed! Which means he won't harm the residents anymore!
KROOP:
Well, it's a good thing we got this party set up!
(Back with Mario, Koops, and Frankly)
KOOPS:
Hey, I can see my house from here!
FRANKLY:
There's Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!
MARIO:
No, that's Shhwonk Fortress.
FRANKLY:
Oh.
(Hooktail flew back to her castle)
MARIO:
That was the funnest ride ever! You weren't even as bad as I remembered.
HOOKTAIL:
Good, I'll consider giving you that diamond, but under one condition! Do you trust me?
KOOPS:
Mario, don't do it! Remember what Kolorado's Dad said in his letter?
HOOKTAIL:
Kolorado's father!? He never trusts me! That's why I killed him! Now, Mario, I'm gonna ask you again, do you trust me?
MARIO:
Y-Yes Hooktail, I do.
HOOKTAIL:
Well, I'll give you 1,000 dollars! What do you say?
MARIO:
For 1,000 dollars? Sure!
HOOKTAIL:
Delicious! I knew you would! Money makes the world turn! Now, come get your money…
(Mario walks up to Hooktail as Koops shields his eyes. Hooktail then barfs out a money bag)
MARIO:
Wow! It's more than 1,000 dollars! Thank you!
HOOKTAIL:
I'm not done yet, I'll give you my lovely, rare, extra-special badge! It's one of a kind! And it's yours for a limited time only! Will you take it?
MARIO:
A rare badge? Sure!
HOOKTAIL:
Of course you want it! Who wouldn't? Now, come here and get your badge… Toad! Give Mario my rare badge at once!
(One of her Toad minions grabbed the super rare badge and gave it to Mario)
MARIO:
Thanks, Toad!
TOAD MINION:
No problem.
HOOKTAIL:
And now I want you to smell my feet. People pay good money to do this. But just for you, Mario, it's free! So? Care to take a whiff of the rich, yet delicate scent of my world-renowned feet?
MARIO:
Maybe just a quick sniff…
HOOKTAIL:
Heh heh heh… though so. No nostril contact, though! Now! Come here and sniff!
(Hooktail positioned herself so she can lay on her back and expose her bottom feet)
FRANKLY:
Are you sure you wanna do this?
MARIO:
Of course, I'm sure!
(Mario ran up to Hooktail's feet and started smelling it)
MARIO:
Ooh, this smells like… Peach's perfume!
HOOKTAIL:
Yes, I know my feet smell like perfume, heh heh heh… okay, that's enough.
MARIO:
Alright, where's my emerald?
HOOKTAIL:
I'll give it to you in a second, I actually want to test that turtle friend of yours. So, young man?
KOOPS:
My name's Koops, in case you're wondering.
HOOKTAIL:
Koops, do you wanna see your father, 'cause the word is: he's still alive.
KOOPS:
Of course I want to, he's my dad after all.
HOOKTAIL:
Then why don't you come over here so I can show you where your dad is!
KOOPS:
Okay, I'm coming, Hooktail.
(Koops walks up close to Hooktail, then she barfs out his father like she promised)
KOOPS:
Omigosh! Is that…?
KOOPS' DAD:
Yeah! I'm free! After ten long years!
KOOPS:
Dad!
KOOPS' DAD:
Koops? Son!
(They embraced)
MARIO:
Okay, now why don't you fork out the emerald, Hooktail!
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Hooktail!
HOOKTAIL:
Ahh, Fracktail! What a pleasure to see you!
FRACKTAIL:
Hey Hooky, it's great to see you! I want you to move in with us!
HOOKTAIL:
What do you mean "us"?
FRACKTAIL:
Yeah, us! You know, your relatives! There will be lots of room for us in the prehistoric dimension!
(Fracktail presses a button on his dimension watch and it opens a huge portal)
HOOKTAIL:
Alright! Fare thee well, 'till we meet again!
MARIO:
Wait! What about my emerald!
(But Hooktail ignored him and took off into the portal)
MARIO:
Crap! Now we've gotta go after her!
KOOPS' DAD:
Excuse me, Mario, but… did you say you want an emerald?
MARIO:
Y-Yes sir, the green Chaos Emerald, you know, it's like a diamond, except it's powerful.
KOOPS' DAD:
Wait, you mean…
(He shows Mario the cyan Chaos Emerald which made him gasp)
KOOPS' DAD:
THIS diamond?
MARIO:
Where did you get THAT from!?
KOOPS' DAD:
I found something shiny inside Hooktail's belly, and looky-here!
KOOPS:
So, is THAT what you were looking for!?
MARIO:
Yes! And I really need that!
KOOPS' DAD:
Well, this Chaos Emerald is all yours, my man!
(Mario took it without hesitation. Just as he was about to examine it. The Petalburg residents burst in Hooktail's room)
GOOMBELLA:
There they are!
KOOPS:
Well, it looks like people are here to congratulate us, am I right?
GOOMBELLA:
You bet you're right, Koops!
JACKSON:
We saw you ride Hooktail, which means you tamed him! Do you know where he is?
MARIO:
Well, actually, Hooktail is a woman.
(Everyone gasps)
MARIO:
Yeah, crazy! And also, the key to that is to trust Hooktail!
GOOMBELLA:
Well, okay, and I saw you got back that Chaos Emerald! Way to go, Super Mario!
MARIO:
Thank you, Goombella!
JACKSON:
Let's give Mario, Koops, and Goombella a cheer!
(The residents lifted up Mario, Goombella, and Koops and ran out of the castle while Frankly teleported himself somewhere else)
MARIO:
Well, at least we don't have to walk all the way back to Petalburger.
GOOMBELLA:
Yeah, let me see that emerald you got!
(Mario showed Goombella the emerald)
GOOMBELLA:
Omigosh!
KOOPS:
Yeah, totally crazy!
MARIO:
Well, it's not over yet.
GOOMBELLA:
Uh, where did Professor Frankly go?
To Be Continued