(Mario, Goombella, Koops, Flurrie, and Eggy made it back to twilight town where they're thanked by Dour)
DOUR:
Mario, thank you so much for saving our lives! How can I ever repay you?
MARIO:
Well, we can just leave and call it quits!
GOOMBELLA:
But Mario, what about the Chaos Emeralds? Those things you're supposed to get, remember!?
MARIO:
Who cares about that, right? All I care about is my beautiful diamond!
(Mario starts kissing the silver Chaos Emerald)
KOOPS:
But Mario, that diamond you're kissing IS a Chaos Emerald! In fact, you have four now!
MARIO:
Four diamonds…? I mean, Chaos Emeralds? I just have one! The perfect one!
GOOMBELLA:
Hold on a minute! You lost three Chaos Emeralds?!?
EGGY:
Are you crazy right now!? That is not the Gonzales I grew up with!
GOOMBELLA:
Ugh, now we're screwed because now I'm betting that creepy ghost has them!
MARIO:
Hey, it's no big deal! I'm gonna throw a crazy party, I'll be right back!
(Mario left Dour's house in a heartbeat)
FLURRIE:
Mario's never acted this way in front of us.
KOOPS:
I have a feeling he's gonna throw the entire mission away. *yawns* I'm tired, guys.
GOOMBELLA:
Let's go to Rogueport and get some sleep.
DOUR:
Why don't you spend the night here?
KOOPS:
Thank you, kind sir.
GOOMBELLA:
You know something? I'm too tired to walk anyway.
(Meanwhile, Mario went through the village, knocking on doors. He noticed three teenage girls chatting. He walked up and flirted with them)
MARIO:
Hey ladies, the name's Mario! I'm inviting you to a wild party at the mayor's house, and you get to hang out with me!
TWILIGHTER GIRL #1:
Really?
TWILIGHTER GIRL #2:
I kinda think he's cute!
TWILIGHTER GIRL #3:
We can take my car.
MARIO:
Yeah, I'll drive y'all to the store and buy some drinks! In style!
(The girls started squealing with excitement. Meanwhile, in a wedding near Twilight Town, Vivian was adjusting her dress. Beldam came in)
BELDAM:
Oh, Vivian, you've gotten all dressed!
VIVIAN:
I know, why do I have to marry Randall? He's a selfish jerk…
BELDAM:
Shut your mouth, Vivian! Do not disrespect Randall! You're marrying him and that's final!
VIVIAN:
But, he's gonna abuse me…
BELDAM:
No buts, Vivian! Why would you be a girl in the first place!? You were supposed to be a boy! You messed up…
VIVIAN:
I get it, Beldam! I'm so sick of Mom's stupid prophecy! I just want to live in peace! Is that too much to ask, Beldam!?
BELDAM:
Too much to ask? Too much to ask, Vivian!? You're a stupid disgrace to this family! Mom wanted you to be a boy, like her prophecy said, but you're just born another girl!
VIVIAN:
Why can't you just love me for once!?
BELDAM:
THAT'S IT, VIVIAN!? GET OVER HERE NOW!!!
(Vivian screamed for her life when Beldam started charging at her, but Randall came in before she could lay a finger on her)
RANDALL:
What's all the commotion!?
BELDAM:
Vivian's just being stubborn!
RANDALL:
Vivian, the wedding's about to start! If you don't show up on time, I will beat you!
(Randall left the room)
BELDAM:
You're punished, Vivian!
(Beldam slammed the door behind her. Vivian begins to break down when she heard Marilyn screaming in the distance)
MARILYN:
Beldam! The Super Bombomb's gone!!!
BELDAM:
Vivian must've lost it, again!!! Randall, please beat her up! I can't stand that idiot!
(Vivian descended under her shadow and rose up to a beach. She started bawling for a really long time because she's been abused more than she can count. Back at the slaughterhouse, the purple silhouetted Mario started to wake up from the blackout that had happened earlier and groaned)
PURPLE MARIO:
Why am I aching all over…
(He noticed the three Chaos Emeralds lying on the ground and picked them up)
PURPLE MARIO:
Whoo, good thing no one took these things…
(He then noticed that he was completely purple)
PURPLE MARIO:
Aaaah! What the mama mia ha_ened to me!? And why do I have s_eech issues all of a sudden!? And… where'd everyone go? Goombella!? Goombella?!? Are you in there somewhere!? Koo_s!? Flurrie!? Eggy!? Did they ditch me? Okay, think… uhhh… okay, why can't I remember my name!?
(Turns out that Mario and the duplighost actually swapped bodies. Mario also cannot use the lowercase p, and he somehow cannot remember his name. Mario left the slaughterhouse and walked in the dark, abandoned street until he noticed a corner store. He then took a closer look and he noticed the duplighost in Mario's full colored body, hanging out with three teenage girls as they're buying beer)
MARIO:
Wait, is that… me? No no no no no! If Goombella finds out, she's gonna dum_ me for sure! I've gotta…
FAKE MARIO:
Hey, what'cha think you're doing, slick?
MARIO:
You! Give me back my body, now!
FAKE MARIO:
chuckles* You know I can't-a do that! I just love being you! And I've got all the hot girls!
TWILIGHTER #1:
So, you need to scram, right now!
FAKE MARIO:
Hey, not so fast, ladies. Listen, if you really wanna have your body back… you have to guess my name!
MARIO:
How the mama mia am I su_osed to know your name!?
FAKE MARIO:
Just guess my name if you really want your beautiful fat body!
MARIO:
sighs* You're name is… uhh…
FAKE MARIO:
Yes?
MARIO:
Du_lighost Master?
FAKE MARIO:
Nope! Wrongamundo, nobody!
TWILIGHTER GIRL #2:
Yo, when can we go, Mario?
FAKE MARIO:
I've gotta bounce, slick! Enjoy your boring life! Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk!
(As the fake Mario laughed, he drove off, leaving Mario behind)
MARIO:
No! I'm screwed.
(It seems like Mario was screwed. Why was he suddenly all alone? Why was he completely purple all over? Why can't he remember his name? And why can't he use the letter P? All those questions kept rising in his head. He then noticed a beach, and there was a familiar face sitting all alone! Mario then realized that it was actually Lord Elmo's youngest daughter, Vivian! Mario then remembered how he tried to convince her to leave her abusive sisters, only for her to reject his offer. He then remembered that she and Koops had just gotten along very well back at Flurrie's fake wedding. Maybe they could be lovers just like how Kooper and Lady Bow were. He decided Vivian actually needs him more than she needs her abusive family, so Mario walks up to the beach and sits next to her. They were sitting in silence for a few minutes until Vivian finally noticed the purple shadow and spoke to him)
VIVIAN:
Sir…
(Mario turned around to face the poor witch)
MARIO:
Y-Yes? What's wrong?
(Vivian quickly noticed that the voice belonged to Mario. She started to tear up)
VIVIAN:
Mario… there's something I wanted to talk to you about…
MARIO:
Yes, Vivian, anything!
VIVIAN:
Beldam wanted me to be a boy for my mom's stupid prophecy! I wished I could've went with you… I'm sorry!
(It looked like Mario really started to tear up)
MARIO:
Vivian, I just wished you wouldn't have rejected me in the first _lace. Vivian, listen to me: you're a girl because God made you one. Just don't listen to your sisters, okay? Do not let them get to you.
VIVIAN:
Can you please take me away from my sisters… and my dad?
MARIO:
Come here, Vivian.
(Vivian and Mario started hugging as Vivian continued to cry)
VIVIAN:
I missed Koops, Mario! He was my best friend!
(The hug went on for ten seconds until Mario heard a familiar lady voice)
? ? ?:
This is the place all right! Time to kick back and relax.
MARIO:
Lady…? Lady Bow! Shoocana!
(Mario broke free from Vivian and went after the sea green boo and pink boo with blue sphere earrings)
BOOTLER:
Aaaah! Stay away from us, creep!
LADY BOW:
Wait, Bootler! I remember that voice so well! You're… Mario!? But what happened to you?
MARIO:
It's a very long story, Lady Bow. Anyway, how's Koo_er doing?
LADY BOW:
Kooper? He's doing good! I just wished it would've been just the two of us, but he had to help Parakarry with a broken bone on his wings.
MARIO:
Aww, I ho_e his wings feel better.
LADY BOW:
What?
MARIO:
I'm-a sorry, but I'm-a having s_eech issues right now.
SHOOCANA:
Yeah, I can tell that you can't use the letter P, because you're trying to say "Kooper", "hope", and "speech!" Don't you need, like, speech therapy or something?
MARIO:
I guess so, Shoocana.
VIVIAN:
Hey, I remember you! You're that green ghost, right?
LADY BOW:
I'm Lady Bow, and this is my younger sister, Shoocana, and my butler, Bootler! I kinda forgot your name.
VIVIAN:
It's Vivian, and you girls are very pretty.
SHOOCANA:
Aww, we appreciate that so much, Vivian! I'm flattered, big sis!
MARIO:
Oh, guess what, Lady Bow? Vivian got along with Koo_er's little brother, Koo_s!
(Vivian blushes and chuckles nervously)
VIVIAN:
Y-Yeah, I think Koops is really cute!
LADY BOW:
That's exactly what I thought about Kooper when I first saw him! It was just so weird at first, but then I eventually warmed up at the idea!
VIVIAN:
That's cool!
(Just then, Randall and Beldam barged out with a belt)
RANDALL:
Vivian! Get your butt over here right now!
VIVIAN:
Oh no!
MARIO:
We gotta go, Bow! Say hi to Koo_er for me!
(Mario and Vivian ran as fast as they could while the boos turned invisible. They made it back outside of the corner store to catch their breath where they found Ms. Mowz)
MARIO:
Oh! Ms. Mowz! Good to see you!
MS. MOWZ:
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VIVIAN:
Eww, I hate rats!
MARIO:
Don't worry, Vivian, she won't hurt you!
VIVIAN:
Okay. Hey, I have a question: how are you completely purple all over?
(Mario suddenly remembered him and the duplighost touching the Chaos Emerald at the same time, and the power completely going off)
MARIO:
It all makes sense now! When I tried to grab the emerald, he and I touched it at the same time! The emerald was _owered by that gigantic bell, that it swa_ed our bodies!
VIVIAN:
So, you're saying that you switched body with someone?
MARIO:
It was a du_lighost, Vivian. it can sha_eshift into anything it wants.
VIVIAN:
So, how can we get your body back, Mario?
MARIO:
Hmm… well, this ghost wanted me to guess his name even though I never met him at all!
VIVIAN:
If we only knew where he lived…
MARIO:
Where he lived… *gas* that's it! He lived in this _ig slaughterhouse!
VIVIAN:
Ooh, we could find his diary, and expose his name!
MARIO:
And I don't think it's far away! We'll just walk straight over there!
(Meanwhile, in Dour's room, Goombella was looking out the window when Koops approached her)
KOOPS:
Hey, Goombella.
GOOMBELLA:
Hey.
KOOPS:
You okay?
GOOMBELLA:
No. No, I'm not okay, Koops! It's just that Mario's acting different lately!
KOOPS:
Yeah, I'm starting to notice this, too!
GOOMBELLA:
He deliberately left three Chaos Emeralds with that ghost! Tell Mario we're going back to that slaughterhouse.
(Suddenly loud music started playing in the house)
KOOPS:
What was that!?
(Goombella stormed downstairs)
GOOMBELLA:
Mario better not be doing this!!
(In the living room, the fake Mario was dancing and drinking with the three teenage girls, while the other teenagers were dancing and drinking)
FAKE MARIO:
Isn't this fun?!?
TWILIGHTER GIRL #1:
Yeah, I think I wanna try to kiss you!
FAKE MARIO:
Ooh, I'd love to make out with you!
(The fake Mario started making with the three teenage girls one at a time, until Goombella noticed this and got shocked. She stormed her way to the DJ and legitimately turned off the music)
GOOMBELLA:
Mario! How could you cheat on me like that?!?
FAKE MARIO:
Cheat on you!? *scoff* I never really liked you, anyway!!! I've got all those prettier chicks right here with me!
GOOMBELLA:
Wow! So you're just dumping me just because I'm ugly!?
FLURRIE:
What's all the commotion!?
KOOPS:
What happened?
(Goombella started tearing up)
GOOMBELLA:
What happened is that Mario is nothing but a big, dumb, jerk! I shouldn't have trusted a deceiving celebrity like him!
EGGY:
I guess you're right, Goombella! I mean, look at him! He's drinking alcohol!
GOOMBELLA:
Come on, guys, we're gonna go to the slaughterhouse and grab the emeralds ourselves!
KOOPS:
What about the one Mario has?
GOOMBELLA:
Let him have it for now! It's not like he's gonna do anything with it, he's clearly drunk right now.
(Goombella, Koops, Flurrie, and Eggy left the supposed Mario in Crepe's house)
FAKE MARIO:
Finally, those idiots are gone! Now, we can par-tay, right, my ladies?
(But the twilighter girls slapped "Mario" on the face)
FAKE MARIO:
Oww!
TWILIGHTER GIRL #2:
You're such a terrible liar!
TWILIGHTER GIRL #3:
Yeah, I regret making out with you! You're not even the Mario I remembered, and I was never a fan of you, anyway!
TWILIGHTER GIRL #1:
And to top it all off, we prefer Barbie over you!
(The teenage girls slammed the door on "Mario's" face)
FAKE MARIO:
No, wait! Come back, my ladies! I need you!