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Mischief Managed Damn It!

Title: Into the Harry-verse (Working Title) Trailer 2

Posted Date: Feb 12 2023

Tags: Multi-verse Harry Potters, WBWL, manipulative Dumbledore, Slight Crack

Possible Challenge(s): 1 Gender-bent Harry Potter, 1 Squib / John-Wick Harry Potter

Listen very carefully, for I will only say this once.

My name is Harold Severus Peverell, once known as Harry James Potter. I have the misfortune of being related to the Potters, specifically one Damien Charles Potter, the supposed Boy-Who-Lived and my twin brother. I have been called a waste of space and a Dark Lord for much of my life, and had experienced much derision and suspicion in the process.

I believe you know the rest of this story.

I was disowned and thrown out of the Potter Family for the petty reason of not being as famous as my brother, only to be taken in by my mentor and father-figure, Severus Snape.

I went to claim the inheritance due to me, along with the portion that was promised from my late paternal grandfather, a couple of years earlier than my brother, to ensure I got them without getting railroaded.

I then went to Hogwarts School of Magic and Wizardry, where I was sorted into Slytherin.

And in the years of my studies, I have done the following.

I had to deal with the stupidity of the dunderheads who believed all Slytherins must be evil overlord in training and be eradicated for good, especially the Gryffindors led by Damien Potter and the Weasley Blood Traitor, and know-it-all Granger who cannot seem to get it in her head that her actions and words are just so grating that she kept everyone away like a banshee.

I had to deal with the headmaster who has it in his head that I am the reincarnation of the dark lord that attacked my family, along with the stupidity of James Potter who accused me of stealing my brother's inheritance when he found out I still lived.

I then got confronted by the wraith said Dark Lord who snuck into the castle for a Philosopher's Stone because the headmaster wanted to "test my brother's valour".

I later got accused of releasing a Basilisk on the populace since I had Parseltongue, and later found out I was the true Heir of Slytherin and Gryffindor, thus saving their ungrateful asses. I took great pleasure in rubbing their noses for their dunder-headedness and making sure that Dumbledore could not take away my birthright of Gryffindor's sword.

I had to deal with the likes of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin who were more than eager to try and attack me for "going against my great brother", and in the process, ended up taking the heirship of the Black Family when Arcturus contacted me, thus bumping down Sirius to the bottom of the social ladder. I also dealt with the werewolf without even needing to lift a finger as he outed himself within the first term, thus getting every parent to chase him out.

I had to save the ungrateful dunderheads again when Dementors came to attack the students.

I then had to deal with the stupidity of the Triwizard Tournament when I found myself entered into it along with my idiotic half brother. I at least made sure to prove my innocence by swearing an oath on my magic, and later took Veritaserum with an Auror, to ensure no one could accuse me of cheating. And with some checks, I have applied for emancipation to claim full lordship and adult rights. I even ensured to cover myself by claiming that Cedric Diggory was the true Hogwarts Champion, while I represented House Slytherin for the contest. All while watching my brother self-destruct with his arrogance to the point of driving away the last few supporters he might have and making Gryffindor look foolish.

I had to deal with angry mother dragons, stab-happy mermaids, Hagrid's monsters and the idiocy of the adult Potters trying to get me disqualified.

I ended up going to the Yule Ball with Daphne Greengrass, and somehow danced with Tracy Davis, Lilith Moon and the Carrow Twins, while Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini and Theordore Nott gave me thumbs up and a joking smile. I made sure to hex them well on that part.

I had to face the dark lord again who had managed to reclaim his body.

I then had to perform a balancing act to keep myself and friends away from the machinations of both Voldemort and Dumbledore while ensuring my name stayed clean from the Daily Rag smearing Dumbledore and the Potters.

I consolidated and united the House of Slytherin, making sure that it was the house that Salazar would be proud of while dealing with the traitors who had taken up the mark, and protecting the other children from Umbitch's vendetta against Damien and Dumbledore's plotting.

With the help of Severus and my brothers-in-arms, we exposed Voldemort who proceeded to let everyone know that I was the True Boy-Who-Lived. I then had to deal with the press, the Potters, Black, Lupin, and of course, bloody Dumbledore trying to convert me to their side.

I almost lost my father figure when James Potter decided to throw a tantrum at not being able to control me. I took great pleasure in getting him, Black and Lupin out of the picture by getting them arrested by the ICW instead of the British Ministry as it happened on foreign soil.

I made sure to protect the students while ensuring Dumbledore did not get to die a martyr and at least ensuring Damien did not die from his dunder-headedness.

And finally after flushing out the Ministry and taking over with my own people, we dealt a final blow to Voldemort and his Horcruxes, along with Dumbledore being sentenced to Azkaban for his role in messing with the lives of many.

I and my companions spent the next few years dealing with the trash of society, while I got the chance to kick out my no good brother and father, while giving Lily Potter one chance to start a new life on her own. I ignored the ignorant masses who kept claiming that I was a dark lord for sending Dumbledore to Azkaban, especially Granger, and made sure that any rebels would be dealt with severely.

Then one day, during another attempt on my life, I got sucked into a portal to an alternate dimension where I found myself being surrounded by other versions of myself from other worlds. Supposedly we were all called to deal with Voldemort as usual since their version of my brother had died, and my younger version was forced into the position without a chance to refuse, they just do not care whom to get as long as it fitted the old bastard's idea of fulfilling the prophecy.

Well then, that just would not do. I will have to make sure my younger version is to be kept safe and taught appropriately as we deal with this issue. And if in the process, I get to deal out some punishment on Dumbledore and the fools who thought they could railroad us into submission without reprise, that would be very enjoyable.

For I am Harold Peverell, the Dark Lord who ensured peace and order in my world. And I will make sure the same will be delivered here with extreme prejudice.