"And here they are, the wackiest bunch of drivers to be in fanfiction form for the weirdest wave of Wacky Races since 1968! And here are the eight pairs of racers - Toadette and Aria Meloetta, Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha, Silver The Hedgehog and Chrom, R.O.B. and E-123 Omega, Amy Rose and Tiny Kong, Arceus and Rayquaza, Lady Palutena and Isabelle, and wrapping up the crew are the infamous duo from the original racing wack event themselves, Dick Dastardly and Muttley!" Master Hand proclaimed in an excited tone with the wacky racers all gathered on the spot. "Their prize... to be the wackiest racer, of course!"

"I'm going to win, it's quite so obvious, indeed." Dick Dastardly stated egotistically because he laughed, his hands on his hips as he had absolute confidence in himself to cheat, with Muttley chuckling like that devious dog always would.

"I LOVE YOU DICK, DASTARDLY!" Waluigi chanted from the audience since he was wearing an outfit Dastardly used on his own show regarding a certain annoying pigeon.

Godzilla stomped by the starting line, lifting his fingers to five the signal and he then bellowed loudly, before blasting his radioactive, fire like atomic breath into the air, signalling for all the racers to zip away, through a warp leading to a race course somewhere else. The group of eight pairs of wacky racers were all in the middle of some grassy meadows, with the racers all trying to beat each other. Oah yes, those crazy driving duos and their appetite to race would go up and down and all around for any time, whether it was breakfast to launch for DINNER.

Toadette and Aria Meloetta were the small girl pair, Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha were the Mario bosses pair, Silver The Hedgehog and Chrom were the under appreciated pair, R.O.B. and E-123 Omega were the robots pair, Amy Rose and Tiny Kong were the grown girls pair, Arceus and Rayquaza were the godly Pokemon pair, Lady Palutena and Isabelle were the authority girls pair, and finally came the infamous wicked pair themselves, Dick Dastardly and Muttley, who were determined to cheat regardless of the possibilities. All of them raced down the plain road as the various characters unleashed items and cheap tactics on each other, with Dick Dastardly trying his damn best to be the cheapest one of them all.

"Drat, drat, and double drat!" Dick Dastardly cursed while Muttley chuckled. "My devious cheating isn't working! Time for dastardly drastic measures!"

Tiny Kong farted loudly since she laughed, fanning the brap ass gas from her burping big butt. "My name might be tiny, but my body sure isn't!"

"Let me smash 'em with my Piko Piko Hammer!" Amy Rose taunted for she spun her red and yellow hammer around, smirking with confidence while also farting.

"Tahaya!" Toadette exclaimed with glee since she spun around with a cute fart to her step. "Let's shroom it up!"

"Ooh, can I sing?" Aria Meloetta sung in a high pitched voice, rubbing her paddle shaped hands together and farted. "I even brought some icing!"

"Oh Korttork," Dry Bowser groaned because he dusted off his dusty bones. "This isn't going as I hoped."

"Loopy tea! Leave this to me!" Petey Piranha exclaimed in a weird voice for he began dancing to the beat.

"Oh, it's no use." Silver The Hedgehog sighed whilst he shook his head after brushing his long quills back. "We're not going to prevail."

"Don't think like that, mah boi." Chrom remarked; casually eating his chrome enhancing fish sticks. "It's our time to tip the scales!"

R.O.B. shook his metal head while steering his robotic operation buddy vehicle. "I calculate that this race is not going to be in our robotic favor."

"I will eliminate these worthless racing models!" E-123 Omega boasted since he began firing off his arm cannons everywhere.

Arceus chuckled and he closed his eyes confidentially. "I could twist the outcome of this race with my godly might if I choose to. But where's the fun in that?"

"Let's go up and down and all around!" Rayquaza exclaimed and fired off a random Hyper Beam in excitement. "I want to roll around at the speed of sound!"

"Watch out for my stylish grace." Lady Palutena stated with a smirk and fart. "It's cute AND dangerous, and comes with a funny face!"

"M-my!" Isabelle exclaimed as she placed her adorable paws on her face while she also tooted a poot. "Isn't that a bit hefty for a race?"

And all to expect, from the craziest set of races under... the sun? Yeah, that sounds like fun.

...But how and why did this even start anyway? Well that cycles back to the 1 pair that competed in the original Wacky Races; it was an off season race somewhere in the middle of the United States after they lost syndication rights...

"Drat; I don't think we can keep on taking these losses with these losers!" Dastardly complained after him and Muttley were blasted by their own explosives in an attempt to get the other racers. "I propose that we just find a way to leave this behind-"

Muttley chuckled as everyone expected him to but the laughing dog noticed a letter dropping on them, with Dastardly grabbing it and reading it through.

"Dear pesky plumbers; I am bored and need an audience. Go through that warp and everything will be explained." Dastardly read aloud that in turn caused him to rub his chin. "I'm getting a wicked idea Muttley!"

Muttley had a confused expression on his face, but he went along with it for Dastardly drove the Mean Machine into the portal that coincidentally formed right at that moment, leaving the other Wacky Racers confused.

Yes... those racers are wacky indeed, aren't they?

"ALL RIGHT I GET IT!" Dastardly exclaimed as he and Muttley were rammed by all the other racers, with Muttley laughing it up like the fuzzball he was.