The Avengers looked around, very confused. "What the F-" Tony began.
"MR. Stark?" Peter said, looking around, very confused.
"You!" Tony yelled, glaring at the rouge Avengers.
"Everyone, please calm down!" A voice said something that seemed to come from everywhere and nowhere at once.
"Where are you?" Clint said.
"Who are you?" Bucky.
"I am here to show you something important."
"Important?" Most of the room was said together.
"In another universe where you are just a fictional story, some of your fans wrote about you. A group of them made a music video about you that you must watch."
"A music video?!"
"Yes. Now, sit down."
They did. There was some grumbling, but they did.
A guy appears on the screen. He was dressed in Captain
Americas suit.
"Is that supposed to be me?" Steve asked, looking very confused.
The guy started singing, "Let me show you a place where everything's wonderful!"
Most of the room snorted at that.
Another guy is wearing a suit and holding a picture in each hand: "We never lose a girlfriend."
"Is that supposed to be you, Mr. Stark?" Peter asked.
"Call me Tony, kid. We've been over this."
"Never lose a girlfriend, really?" Clint asked.
The first guy brushed his hair back with his hand and said, "Where you got to be hot if you want to fight crime!"
Everyone burst out laughing at that.
"That takes you out, Clint!" Nat said between her laughter.
A woman dressed like Thor appeared and said, "My hair. My Abs!"
"Is that supposed to be Thor?" Most of the room said.
"Are you hiding something, brother?" Loki asked with a grin.
The first guy continued: "Sometimes it gets dangerous when there's a new bad guy!
An image of Ultron appeared on the screen.
"But we're not scared, and I'll tell you why!"
"Because we were the avengers, duh!" Clint declared.
The guy dressed like Tony reappeared: "J.A.R.V.I.S. dropped a beat."
Everyone burst out laughing at that. Except for Tony.
Jazzy music began playing, and the dude dressed like Captain America pulled on gloves, hitched his shield up, and pulled down his mask. Then it showed a leg with a gun being placed in its holster and then kicked. Then a guy putting on gloves, though you could only see his hands, then holding up a bow.
Then it switched to a scrawny guy who punched himself and ripped off his shirt.
Then it showed the woman Thor, the fake Tony, and the strangely realistic cap. Who all started singing together? "Cause there's no world like the Avengers, where everything is alright!"
"Everything's alright?!" Most of the room yelled.
An image of Avengers Tower appeared, with the A forming the beginning of the word alright. "You know the bad guy the moment you see him, always a male and always white!"
"That's rude."
"The moment you see him?"
"Always a guy? What about Hela?"
A guy dressed like Loki declared: "That offends me!"
Everyone burst out laughing at that.
"When Justice League comes around, we know we'll be preferred!"
"Who now?
"Cause there's no place as perfect as the avengers world!"
"Perfect?!" Most of the room yelled.
The guy who pulled off his shirt ripped something apart. A black guy with an eye patch appeared to be playing the trumpet.
"Is that supposed to be fury?!"
"You play the trumpet?"
The guy from before appeared and continued, "Let me show you a world that's always appropriate!"
"Since when?"
The guy who had ripped off his shirt pulled his pants out in both directions and said, Cause I got my special stretchy pants!"
Everyone burst out laughing at that.
"Is that supposed to be Bruce?" Clint said between his laughter.
The Cap guy held up a picture of a woman: "Where the only romance I want is one dance!"
An old lady said below him, "And he doesn't even get it!"
"Is that supposed to be Peggy?"
"Where guys with goatees are friendly!" Image of stark and fury or their actors at least drinking tea: "And since geeks are buff!" image of the guy with no shirt reading a book and weight lifting at the same time. "No one needs a secret identity!"
"Not true!" Peter yelled.
"Except Black Widow, who did some bad stuff!" An image of red head appeared, and she shushed them.
"That definitely sounds like you." Clint smiled with a grin.
The actors of Peggy, Fury, and Loki sang, "Cause there's no world like the Avengers. Where there's not much to avenge!"
"Are you Kidding?!"
"Where radiation poisonings a good thing—and image of maybe Bruce drinking something—"And your wounds all magically mend!" -an image of Clint's actor getting socked in the face and just brushing it off.
"Rations poisoning is not a good thing!"
"And well, make a bank on heroes whose names you've never heard!" images of different heroes names, almost all of whom are sitting in the room: Because no one else turns a profit like the Avengers world!"
The camera focused on Nat's actor, who began to rap: "Welcome to a world where civilians are all in mortal danger, but you never really see any die!" - She throws some civilians out of the way-
"You can sing?"
"We see plenty of civilians die!"
"Did you just throw some civilians away?"
"A world where Tony Stark created Ultron cause things are so perfect that we got to make our own bad guy!"
"I didn't do it on purpose!"
"And yes, there are some problems with shield."" Not this is shield!"" But their cover-ups are sloppier than what lies beneath this patch!" He pints to fury's eyes, "Gross!"
"Gross," most of the room agreed.
So feast your eyes on a world so groovy that a female superhero can get her own movie!" She held up a script and was suddenly among the others, who all stared at her, like she was a crazy person. "Guys, come on, you all have one!"
Everyone: "Cause there's no world like the Avengers, where no one really dead! We've brought Bucky Barnes, Colsoun Loki, and Fury, and fans don't fell misled!"
"Of course they mentioned it!"
And this movie is not out, but we've all signed for a third!" -all but Cap and Peggy hold up scripts:"So you can bet no ones are dying in the Avengers world! You can pet Nobody dying in the avengers world!"
The screen was dark, leaving them staring.
"What was that?"