Chapter 5
Equals in Combat
As the two combatants met in the center of the battlefield , Sobek raised his stave again, this time in an upwards arc , his weapon meeting Lenin's . Who had leapt in the air , hammer held above his head before bringing it down heavily , the resounding " CLANG ! " shook the entire audience to their cores .
After holding their ground , trying to break through each other's guard , both Lenin and Sobek took a step back before engaging in combat again . Sobek arched his body back , his stave held behind above his head , and then brought it down in a sweeping arc towards Lenin .
" CASCADING SMASHER ! "
Lenin barely had time to raise his hammer and defend himself when the full weight of Sobek's stave slammed down onto it , breaking his guard . And in one fluent move , Sobek thrust his weapon upwards , catching Lenin straight in the jaw . Sending him flying across the arena and landing with a " SPLASH ! " in the water . His eyes fluttered shut , seemingly knocked out for the count .
The gods cheered , much to Sobek's delight , as he turned around basking in their applause and soaking up their praise .
" YEAH ! LET'S GO Sobek ! Show them the power of a savage monster ! "
" Ain't NO WAY we're losing this round with such beastly strength ! "
Unbeknownst to Sobek , the supposedly unconscious Lenin's right hand was slowly moving towards his hammer
Turning back to his downed enemy , Sobek rushed over to the fallen warrior , raising his stave over his right shoulder like a baseball bat once again and brought it down upon Lenin .
" SAVAGE MAW ! "
Humanity gasped , was this the end of Lenin ?
Suddenly Lenin's eyes shot open , his right palm curled around the very base part of the hammer's pole , and with lighting speed , he rose , thrusting the hammer's head straight into Sobek's stomach .
" REBELLIOUS THRUSTER ! "
Sobek's eyes widened in shock , as he was sent flying backwards , spitting out blood and crashing into the floor like Lenin had not just a minute ago . Humanity cheered at their fighter's turnabout . While the gods groaned ,
" Dammit , I knew that beast was all just brute strength . "
" Even with that shield he still was sent flying backwards like a ragdoll by that politician , talk about humiliating . "
Amongst the celebrating human's was a Russian man in the front rows , who was cheering louder than the other humans alongside other Soviet members . He had curly black hair , a mustache and goatee , and wore round glasses with no arms called a Pensne on his nose . He was Leon Trotsky , Lenin's de facto second in command when he was in power .
" HAHA ! You showed those haughty gods what FOR Comrade Lenin ! With you as our representative , we are BOUND to win the first round for mankind ! "
A few seats down Trotsky however , came a loud scoff . Coming from a Man dressed in a tunic with various military awards and badges adoring his chest , his hair was in a flat side swept style , and he wore a mustache like Trotsky except without the goatee . This was Joseph Stalin , the brutal dictator who had risen to power in the Soviet party after Lenin's death; his cruel rule was one of fear and oppression . And had left a stain on the country's history as his rule had led to the deaths of about 6 million individuals through the years he was in power .
Trotsky glared coldly at Stalin , not only for his disrespect , but also for the fact that Stalin had exiled Trotsky from the party after beating him to the seat of power , and then later having him assassinated . " Pray tell , what do you find so amusing , Stalin ? Are you blindly doubting Comrade Lenin's prowess even after he has successfully turned the tables on a god ? I knew you were faithless to his inclusion in Ragnarok , but I didn't expect you to be SO open to it . "
Stalin smirked at Trotsky , " You are the one blindly watching this match Comrade Trotsky , you underestimate the power of both combatants . Sobek and Lenin have not shown the true extent of their abilities , and yet you are so quick to assume that victory is assured ? I'm afraid with your mindset , you may be SORELY disappointed with the round's results . "
Trotsky became outraged at Stalin's comment , and rose from his seat , with Stalin following suit . The two seemingly about to engage in their own brawl on the sidelines . However they were interrupted by the appearance of a German man with bramble-like facial hair , the famous philosopher Karl Marx , the very same man whose works had influenced and inspired Socialist like Lenin and many others .
" Sit down the BOTH of you " , he said in a commanding voice , " I do not care for your differing views or opinions , in times like these . Humanity must stand united and support our fighters to ensure our survival . Squabbling like petty children will do us no good . "
Begrudgingly , the two men sat back down , still casting a scornful look at one another . At the same time , Sobek stirred and groggily stood up , wincing as he held his bruised underbelly and
Staring daggers at Lenin . " Your tricks are getting irritating humans , Were it not for that armor you would have already been dead . I promise you that this time , " he said whilst spinning his stave and slamming it down on the floor . " I will have you dead at my feet . "
Lenin let out a short laugh , before wincing as massaging his wounded jaw , blood trickling from his mouth . " Please , how many times have you said that Comrade Sobek ? And how many times have I countered your attacks and forced you into a stalemate ? Perhaps it has nothing to do with my armor protecting me , and more to do with the fact that you are easily distracted by the ROAR OF THE CROWD ! "
Sobek let out a furious roar , " BULLSHIT ! You DARE insult me with such a notion human ?! For that i will make sure you die slowly AND painfully ! " With that , the Crocodile God charged full speed once more at Lenin , but this time not with his stave raised , but rather with his claws outstretched , and his gigantic maw wide open . He now truly looked like the dreaded Beast god of the Duat so many fearful people had named him as .
And what was Lenin's reaction ? Was he fearfully gazing at this hulking giant stomping through the waters straight towards him ? No , rather the Father of Communism simply smirked , and dropped his hammer , holding both of his fists upwards , as if accepting Sobek's challenge .
" Sobek is charging STRAIGHT towards Lenin at full speed intent on RIPPING him to shreds ! But hold on ! Lenin isn't making ANY attempt to dodge his attack , rather he seems to be planning to meet Sobek head on ! " Heimdall shouted while the audience held their breath , what was Lenin planning ? Was he really going to take Sobek's attack head on without his weapons ? Surely that was suicide ! "
As the raging Crocodile God loomed above him , claws sweeping downwards to rake straight through his body . Lenin simply grinned and shot forward his right fist , slamming it straight into Sobek's open palm .
And then , Lenin did the unthinkable , he stopped the raging god dead in his tracks . Try as Sobek might, he could not force his claws down to rip Lenin apart , in fact his whole body didn't seem to be able to move at all . The crowds of gods and humans gasped , how could this be ? Even with a suit of divine armor , most gods, much less a human could never dream of stopping the deadly claws of Sobek , yet here Lenin stood doing just that , without even breaking a sweat as it seemed .
Sobek was flabbergasted , no being besides Lord Ra had ever been able to perfectly counter him head on without the aid of weapons . Yet how did this one infuriating human do it ? How was it that a lowly mortal Politician in a suit of armor was his equal . Then Sobek noticed something else , Lenin's right fist was glowing , and that light was slowly making its way past his right arms , shoulders and finally to his left arm and curled up fist .
Lenin looked Sobek dead in the eyes , before pulling back his fist and uttering , " CHECKMATE my dear Comrade . "
" RADICAL OVERTHROW , EQUALIZER'S FIST! "
Lenin's fist slammed straight into Sobek's chest , and to everyone's shock , Sobek included , the Crocodile god was sent flying straight into the arena's wall , slamming into it with a sickening " CRUNCH ! " Before he fell back on the very edge of the perimeter , his legs just hanging off the side of the moat .
" U-UNBELIEVABLE ! " Heimdall yelped " Lenin has just done the unthinkable ! He not only stopped Sobek dead in his tracks , but has somehow also been able to retaliate with a punch of so much force that it has sent the Beast God of the Duat STRAIGHT into the side of the arena ! Who would have predicted such a shocking outcome ! "
Humanity erupted into cheers , their victory was assured ! Their fighter had just performed a feat that could only be described as superhuman ! He had left a god facedown on the ground with only a single punch !
Meanwhile , the gods were beside themselves with shock and fury .
" What the HELL was that ?! How was that Politician able to send Sobek of all gods flying ? "
" No way that suit of armor is just for protection , whatever those Valkyries did to it is just out of this WORLD ! "
" SOBEK ! YOU MINDLESS SAVAGE ! Get back up on your feet ! Aren't you supposed to be the Dreaded Beast God of the Duat ? You're embarrassing us all ! "
Up in their viewing platform , Ra's attendants were staring at the scene below dumbfounded . " W-WHAT THE HELL ? How is that human so powerful ! He sent Sobek flying as if he was as heavy as a bag of flour with just ONE punch ? WHAT IS THAT GUY MADE OF ? " Huitzilopochtli yelled in shock
" Don't be stupid ! " Amaterasu growled , " It's not the HUMAN who performed that incredible feat , it was that suit of ARMOR he is wearing ! Somehow it allowed him to absorb the force of Sobek's attack and redirect it BACK at him ! "
Both of them turned to Ra , who unlike them , seemed only slightly intrigued by Lenin's display of power . " Lord Ra , aren't you even the TINIEST bit worried ? That Politician may very well BEAT Sobek and win the first round of Ragnarok ! " Huitzilopochtli yelled
Ra turned to the Aztec god with a dark look , " I would advise against yelling at me Huitzilopochtli , you are not to question me at all whilst in my service , do you understand ? "
Huitzilopochtli swallowed nervously at the Egyptian god's piercing look , " Apologies , Lord Ra , I got too carried away , I didn't mean to question your authority . "
Ra turned his head back to observe the match , " Relax Huitzilopochtli , Sobek is much more powerful than you think , this match is far from decided . THIS I promise you . "
Meanwhile , Pandora and Göll were clasping each other's hands , jumping up and down in elation . " AMAZING ! That move was INCREDIBLE , I had no idea the armor my jar made was capable of THIS much power ! Lenin was able to throw Sobek across the arena like he was a sack of potatoes ! " Pandora squealed happily .
Göll turned to a smiling Prometheus , " Was this what you meant by Lenin's hammer and sickle not being his only way of attacking , Prometheus ? "
Prometheus chuckled slightly , " Well , Lenin is regarded as the Father of Communism , so i had a strong hunch that Pandora's jar would give him a weapon that would embody that ideology , and not just some run of the mill weapons . "
Pandora raised an eyebrow , " What do you mean by embodying the ideology of communism Prometheus ? I thought that the armor just gave Lenin incomprehensible levels of strength ? "
Prometheus smiled gently at Pandora , " You think too little of your jar's own creations Pandora , i suspect that Lenin's armor doesn't just simply grant him superhuman strength . But rather , it absorbed Sobek's own strength , and allowed Lenin to counter with equal power to the Crocodile god's . Similar to how Communist ideology believes that power should be shared amongst everybody , so that every man is equal . "
At this the two girls gasped and turned back to the arena , where Sobek was now stirring , letting out strangled gasps as he slowly got back to his feet , cradling his chest , which now had a fist shaped wound on the place where Lenin's attack had struck him . As his breath slowly steadied , Sobek glanced up at the jeering gods in the audience and then back to Lenin with a dark look in his eyes .
" What ... what was that move ? How ... how did you match me in strength , how did you manage to throw me so far across the arena as if i were just a ragdoll ? HOW IS IT THAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF HUMILIATING ME ?! " Sobek's last few words came out in a loud bellow , his voice filled with pain and shame as he stared daggers at Lenin .
Lenin , whose face was no longer smiling , crossed his arms before speaking , " I will gladly answer your questions . But first , you must agree to a temporary truce , for i also wish to ask a few questions of you . Can you do that Comrade Sobek ? "
Sobek thought for a moment , as the rising water level now reached the middle of their ankles , before slowly nodding . It seemed that the first round of Ragnarok would be put on hold to allow its two combatants to exchange a few words between one another .
" Well folks , it seems that Mankind's representative Lenin has called for a timeout between him and Sobek ! And Sobek has obliged to his request ! Heimdall commented , relaying the information to the audience who looked around confused . A timeout ? In the middle of a death battle ? Was Lenin joking ? In the first Ragnarok something like this had never happened before .
Sobek winced , massaging the fist shaped wound imprinted on his chest from Lenin's powerful attack as he sat . " Alright , you have your truce , now tell me , just what WAS that attack ? How the hell does it work ? " Sobek growled , looking up at Lenin . who had also sat down cross legged in the water .
Lenin chuckled , " You really want to know that badly Comrade Sobek ? " Sobek glared at him .
" It is not everyday I meet a mortal who is capable of not only stopping me dead in my tracks with JUST one fist . But also knocking me flat on my back with strength equal to my own . "
" Hmmm , I suppose so , very well then . '' Lenin replied , " To be completely honest with you , I myself do not fully understand how this suit of armor functions . I only JUST recently discovered that it was capable of such a mighty attack yesterday while training . "
Sobek snarled , " Are you telling me , that even though you had NO idea that this function existed on your armor , NOR have much EXPERIENCE with it . You were still ABLE to send me flying into the arena wall ? "
" Heaven's no ! " Lenin laughed , " Of course I had practice . I trained with my " Radical Overthrow , Equalizer's fist " enough to know how it worked of course , it has nothing to do with your strength or lack thereof . "
The gods in the audience gasped at Lenin's bold words . Whether he meant it or not , the Father of Communism has just insulted Sobek's strength . And only the bravest or stupidest gods in Valhalla dared to try that with the Beast God of the Duat .
Shockingly though , Sobek did not seem to notice or care , " I see , but you still have not explained how your attack works . That was the only reason I agreed to this truce . "
Lenin smiled , " Patience is a virtue , my friend . But since you're so eager , then very well . " He paused before continuing . " From what I have seen or done so far . My attack works by absorbing the force of my opponent's attack with one of my fists , and that same force is then transferred to my other fist , allowing me to essentially redirect my opponent's own attack back at them . Please don't ask me how the armor makes that happen , I also don't really have a clue to be honest , I'm a politician after all , not a physicist . "
Sobek processed this information for a while . Before asking , " What about weapons ? Would you attack produce the same results if I were to attack you with my stave instead ? "
Lenin considered this for a moment or two , " Well , it would probably be harder for me , since your weapon is off a smaller surface area as compared to your claws . But yes , I believe it should produce similar results. "
Sobek nods slowly , thinking how he will be able to use this information to his advantage . In the stands , the audience were listening in on the two fighter's conversation via big screens set up to allow people to have a closer look at the battle . Suddenly Stalin leapt out of his seat in a fury , heading to the edge of the stand and screamed at Lenin , " LENIN ! YOU ABSOLUTE MORON ! Why the HELL would you tell your opponent how your strategy works and give him the opportunity to COUNTER it ? Are you TRYING to make us lose the first round , YOU REVOLTING PIECE OF SHIT ! "
Other members of the human audience also began voicing their concerns with Lenin so blatantly revealing how his attack worked to the enemy . Göll and Pandora looked at Prometheus worriedly , " Prometheus , what is Lenin doing ? Why would he just simply TELL Sobek how his attack works and give his opponent an advantage ? " Göll said
Prometheus sighed , " That's simply just how Lenin likes his battles, I'm afraid , for BOTH sides to be equally informed of each other's abilities , weapons and skills . So that the battle between both fighters , at least to him , is fair and EQUAL . I can't help it if that's the way he chooses to fight , we can only put out faith into him and hope that he knows what he is doing . "
Pandora grimaced , " No wonder dad never let me anywhere near any Valhalla council meetings , politicians are indeed a strange bunch of people , whether they be gods or humans . "
Back in the battlefield , the disapproving roar of the crowd was getting louder and louder , especially Stalin , who was still hurling every possible profanity in existence at Lenin . Sobek growled , at the angry mob , as if he was bothered by it . Then looking at Lenin , who still sat with a neutral expression . Then , the father of communism slowly stood up , the single action was enough to silence the rowdy crowd .
Lenin then fixed a steely gaze directly at Stalin , who began nervously sweating under Lenin's intense stare . " Out of ALL the people gathered here in the audience , Comrade Stalin , I feel that you are ONE of the many individuals who are UNQUALIFIED to give OTHERS survival tips . After all , the only reason YOU died so humiliatingly of a stroke was because your doctors could not attend to you IN time , due to their fear of entering your study and risking ARREST . So forgive me if I take your advice and THROW it on the pee stained carpet of your study that you soiled whilst immobile on the floor . "
Lenin's retort was met with uproarious laughter from both the gods and humans in the audience , who now began jeering at Stalin , the aforementioned dictator now embarrassedly sitting back down on his seat .
Sobek gave Lenin an envious look , before picking up his stave and standing up , " Well , I suppose we should resume our battle now then . "
" AH ! Hold on Comrade Sobek , i did say that i was also allowed to ask you a question myself if i answered yours did i not ? " Lenin replied , holding out his index finger . Sobek grunted , remembering that he did indeed agree to that demand , and so he planted his stave firmly in the ground and nodded his head , indicating for Lenin to ask his question .
" My question is quite simple, Comrade Sobek , and I believe I have asked it before . But I shall still say it for the benefit of those who still aren't up to speed , that question being . WHY have you been so DISTRACTED in the WHOLE of our battle up until this moment ? "
Sobek snarled defensively , " I already told you , that's a load of BULLSHIT , I was NEVER distracted at any point of our battle . My aim was true and my attacks powerful as proven from the injuries you now sustain . "
Lenin scoffed , " Please Comrade Sobek , do not insult my intelligence , we both know FULL well that half the time , your attention was focused on The AUDIENCE and how they were reacting to our battle , or should I say , reacting to how YOU performed in this battle . Had you been TRULY focused on our bout , you would have surely inflicted MUCH heavier injuries on me . Dare i say , you might have even WON at this point had you been fully committed to this match . "
Sobek spluttered and struggled to find an answer to his opponent's accusation , but Lenin's words had already raised the audience's interest .
" Yeah , to be honest , half the time that guy WAS looking upwards at us rather than focusing on his opponent's next moves . " One god said
" You're right ! And when we cheered for him , he looked like he was over the MOON . And when we jeered at him for getting his ass whooped , the expression on his face was nothing SHORT of furious ! " Another god added
Sobek growled defensively as other members of the audience began to agree with Lenin's statement . He tried defending himself , insisting that he was not at all distracted , but his retorts came out in splutters and fragmented sentences .
" WHAT THE HELL SOBEK ! YOU VAIN MOTHERFUCKER ! Had you been paying MORE attention to your surroundings and your opponent , rather than our fucking reaction to your brawl . We could have taken the victory for this round already you DUMB FUCKING BRUTE ! " A god savagely yelled at the disgraced Crocodile God .
More and more voices began chiming in to scold Sobek , who became seemingly overwhelmed by the onslaught of insults and jeers by his fellow gods . Covering the holes on the side of his head that were his ears with his hands and shaking his head . Trying to drown out the jeers of the crowd . But it didn't work , he could still hear their biting remarks , which caused veins to pop up on his scaly hide and his iris to narrow . Until finally the enraged Crocodile God let out a loud resounding …
" SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ! "
Sobek's scream slowly morphed into a beastly roar , silencing the vicious mob , who sat back down in their seats , stunned and frightened by the god's sudden outburst . Sobek's booming roar continued on for a solid minute , before slowly fading away , leaving the audience scared and shocked , fearful of what the beast god may do next . Lenin on the other hand quietly observed the Crocodile god's tantrum by the side with his arms crossed , awaiting the god to finally settle down before speaking once more .
" Have you managed to flush out all the pent up frustration in your system Comrade Sobek ? Or do you still need more time to vent ? " he addressed a Sobek who had his head hung low , whilst trying to catch his breath after his outburst . Sobek lifted his head looking at Lenin , this time not with a visage of hatred or anger , but one of a beaten and tired individual .
" FINE ! YES ! I ADMIT IT ! My attention was on how my fellow gods were reacting to our battle half the time we were fighting . Are you happy NOW human ? You have successfully proven that the " Dreaded Beast God of the Duat " is in reality , a pathetic attention sponge . CONGRATULATIONS ! You were right all along , here's a gold medal for your BRILLIANT observation skills . " Sobek now spoke with a somber , lethargic and sarcastic voice . With a huff , he sat back down in the water with his knees close to his chest , with his arms resting on top of his knees whilst crossed . No longer looking like a feared Crocodile God , but rather someone who looked so defeated and pathetic , that you would have wanted to go over and give him a hug .
" If I may ask Comrade Sobek , where did this desire for admiration from your peers stem from ? I may not be a therapist or psychiatrist , but I find that it is always best to talk about what troubles you to possibly locate the root of your problems . Lenin pressed on .
Sobek scoffed , " You wish to know why I so desperately seek to be accepted by my fellow gods ? Is it not OBVIOUS ? They FEAR me , they SHUN me , they whisper and jeer behind my back . When all I ever wished for was to be INCLUDED , respected or at the very least treated as an EQUAL ….. Yet ALL my life . " He paused , before looking up with a single tear rolling from his right eye , " I have only ever known scorn and fear . "
Quick side note , i would like to also clarify that i am in no way trying to show support for the Communist ideology as i continue writing this fight . I am not trying to push any political beliefs onto others who are reading this . I just thought that it would be cool for Lenin's ultimate attack to be something that made his power levels equal to his opponents cause of Communist ideology and whatnot .
