Authors note: Thanking as usual GMDay for there movie posters with Helluva boss and hazbin hotel and there amazing artwork…though the movie posters are assume and inspiring as a writer as one of them called "Blitzo" a parody of Shrek and I decided to do my own parody with twists and turns and also it will have musical songs so watch out

Also with the coming of the new helluva boss episode I think this story can be a good metaphor that Blitzo and Stolas need to learn to love themselves before they can reach out to love each other

Summary: Blitzo was a imp who was a outcast even from other sinners and Hellborns and that is what he wanted to be alone in his Apartment like home, however when his home is invaded by various sinners and hellebores banished by Princess Stella, he along with a nervous jabbing imp named Moxxie must set out to rescue Prince Stolas from a imp shifting guarded castle and take him to Stella…

But maybe on the way the duo may find love and acceptance with one another…

Chapter 1: its a big bright beautiful world

The story starts with a beautiful book that opens up to tell a story of a beautiful prince almost fae like a gentle owl…and a curse put on him each night as pages turned showing child like drawings

Once upon a time there was a handsome prince but had a terrible enchantment placed on him that can only be broken by true loves first kiss.

It then shows a picture of a prince in a tower surrounded by a dragon.

He was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible dragon, many brave knights have attempted to free him from the dreadful prison, but non prevailed he waits in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower, for his true love and true loves first kiss…

However it wasn't just the story of the cursed little prince but also of a little imp of a circus.

It then changes to show a drawing of a circus where performing imps performed for humans as a little boy imp was performing.

In a circus was a little imp named Blitzo who wished to perform and make people smile and life, but no matter how he tried he was outshined and out classed by his better siblings

Shows a drawing of Little blitzo in a corner as many other circus imps were singing happy and performing.

And so the little imp ran away from home wanting to strike it out on his own and be the best performer he can be, better then his own siblings…but many times he failed or was treated horridly due to his class as a helleborn from other humans as the impling grew older and more resentful and bitter of the world around him.

It then showed a teenage Blitzo running a hand on his face burned as humans chased him as he had a growled face as he came to a abandoned Apartment complex no one not even the homeless dare make into a home as he ran in and saw it was perfect for a imp like him.

Finding a apartment no one touched the imp Blitzo made it into his home far away from the world that despised and hated him.

It then shows Blitzo looking around and planning on how to make it into a home as years passed as he collected scraps and trash to make his apartment home into a home.

There he lived all alone in that apartment and that is just the way he liked it

It then shows a now 30 year old Blitzo, dressed in a fine suit with a red skull choker leaping on the other abandoned apartment buildings near his main home with amazing agility and strength as he looked over his home he had for a long time as he smiled, he finally felt happy…though he is alone he felt he didnt need love at all.

Blitzo: keep your big bright beautiful world I'm happy where I am all alone

I got all I need so read the stincken signs *Climbs down to study the signs he made to get humans to scram which works especially since he taught himself the art of scaring with a great roar*

Hahah keep your big bright beautiful world

I party on my own any way *Shows Blitzo seeing up a self proclaimed party for himself

Doing what I can I'm a one man conga line

Yeah your big bright beautiful world its all teddybears and unicorns

Take your fluffy fun and stick it where the sun dont shine

I prefer a life like this its not that complicated, sure I'm fated to be lonely and destined to be hated *Shows a book on demonology*

If you read the books they say its why I was created *Tosses the book over his shoulder*

But I dont care cuz being liked is grossly over rated

Which to Blitzo was true, he tried at his old family circus and tried on the street but humans hated him, other demon classes such as Hellhounds and Sucubus and incubus saw him as dirt. He decided in his teenage years being liked was overrated but being feared is good enough for him.

Who needs a big bright beautiful world

I've got my own little patch in the world its not a big bright beautiful world *Blitzo climbed to the roof of his home and looks at the scenery above happy to have made it his home after alot of getting use to it its his patch of the world ad that is all that matters to him,

But its mine myinne alone its mine Cuz its mine mine mine

ALl miiiii minnneeee

Blitzo then settled into what was once a first floor office room but made it into his own bedroom as it was large enough as he smirked at how the years from collecting scrap and junk from the dumpster he managed to make his home and he was glad, sure he kept practicing his skills he had from his old circus but he used them to steal and get food in the wild or from other humans and from the junk yard to improve his home

"Dont need anyone just need myself and me alone" he said to himself and that was all that matters…

Though soon that will all change…in quite a explosive way

Authors note: Chapter of a Shrek tale and its starting with a musical number as Blitzo shows his preferred isolation after like in the series the verbal abuse caused by his father and the fact he has older siblings that outshine him and push him aside in a metaphorical away sending him away.

Next chapter as Blitzo sets up his traps and put up new signs to expand his territory he runs into Moxxie who was running from a group of knights who are trying to 'relocate him' as after Blitzo scared them off he tries to get Blitzo to let him stay.