Episode 3: And Bingo Was Not His Name-o
Recap
Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Return of the All-Stars, teams had to build their own cabins. Dave sabotaged the opposing teams' cabin, and it caused Sam and Rodney to accidentally destroying. And Team Bull blamed it on them and it resulted in both of them being eliminated first. Who will be the next two people to be voted off? Find out on today's episode of... Total... Drama... Return of the All-Stars!
After the opening sequence, Zoey exits her team's new cabin and sees Cameron waving at her.
Cameron: Hey Zoey!
Zoey: Hey Cam! Congrats on the win!
Cameron: Thanks!
Julia: Um, what do you think you're doing? He's on the other team.
Zoey: He's my friend!
Julia: Oh come on. That bubble geek may have won in season 4, but he's still a loser by choice.
She walks away.
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: Ugh! Julia is so mean and bossy! Just because Cameron and I are in different teams doesn't mean I can't speak to him!
End of Confessional
In Team Kangaroo's Cabin on the boys side...
Owen: Victory never tasted so sweet!
Duncan: You said it, Dude. This is awesome.
Ripper: Yeah. Victory is the best!
Alejandro: And if we keep winning, we'll be the best team in Australia.
Cody: But there's a chance the teams will merge soon.
Noah: True, but let's just enjoy this victory while we can.
Shawn: Yeah. I forgot how winning feels like.
Dave: Yeah. All thanks to me.
Lightning: What do you mean all thanks to you?
Dave: Never mind that.
(Confessional: Dave)
Dave: Every time my team wins, there's a chance Sky gets voted off. Since she broke my heart after Chris revealed her audition tape where she mention she had a boyfriend, I was furious and I wanted revenge! So I'm gonna keep getting Team Bull sabotaged and win all the challenges for my team so Sky is gone!
End of Confessional
In Team Kangaroo's Cabin on the girls' side...
Jo: Hmm...
Jasmine: Something bothering you?
Jo: I can't help but think that Dave is up to something.
Leshawna: Whatever do you mean?
Jo: I mean think about it. The other team's cabin was sabotaged and Sam and Rodney were blamed for it. And he left us for a little bit during the challenge. Doesn't that seem suspicious to you guys?
Heather: Since when do you care about what happens to the other team?
Jo: I don't! I just find it suspicious that the other team's cabin was sabotaged.
Courtney: Hey. We won the challenge. Just try to enjoy it as we can. Plus, it's their problem, not ours.
Jo: Whatever you say, chart maker.
Courtney was angry.
(Confessional: Courtney)
Courtney: Why are they all still mentioning that chart I made back then?! That was years ago! Ugh! I have got to find someone who is willingly gonna form an alliance with me!
End of Confessional
Beth: Yeah. Now that I think about it. It did seem suspicious.
Gwen: Oh please. You shouldn't even believe Jo. She's just trying to get everyone on her side!
Jo: What are you talking about, goth ball?!
Gwen: We saw that you pushed Lightning into Fang one time!
Jo: At least what I did to Lighting wasn't as bad as what you did in seasons 2 and 3!
Beth: Guys, can we just work as a team? We have to get along or we're all gonna lose!
Jo: Whatever you say, ponytail nerd.
Beth was not happy.
Chris: (Through Loudspeaker) Attention, campers! Head to the mess hall for your next challenge!
At the mess hall...
Chris: Your next challenge is a simple game of Bingo. But the games will random.
Chef: Each team has to put one chip on a free space. There are several games of bingo called one line, two lines, four corners, full house, numbers and letters, and so many more. The team who wins 3 out of 5 games of bingo will win immunity.
Topher: This will be easy!
Chris: You might wanna change your mind because if you don't finish the game in time, a balloon filled with something hilarious will fall on you.
MK: So... this is Total Drama styled bingo.
Chris: Yeah. Anyways, instead of numbers, you'll be putting them on the pictures of most of the contestants who are not competing this season. Such as Geoff, Bridgette and many more. When Chef calls out their names, you must put the chips on their pictures. If you say Bingo, your team gets a point and we move on to the next game.
Brick: I'm great at bingo. Back in the army, I have played bingo with the rest of the troops.
Julia: So... we have a bingo expert on our team. Perfect.
Chris: The first game begins now! (Blows and airhorn) Four squared is the first game. Chef?
Chef: The first name is... Anne Maria. You have one minute to find her picture. If your picture isn't on the corner on your card, you will have a special surprise from the balloons on top of you.
Topher: Hmm... Anne Maria... Where is she?
MK: She's on the top left corner of my card.
She puts her chip in the top left corner.
Beth: Anne Maria?
Cameron: She was one of my old teammates. She sprays a lot of hairspray on her hair. But thanks to her, my lungs are water proof.
Beth: Okay. Cool. But where is she on my bingo card?
Cameron: Want me to help you?
(Confessional: Beth)
Beth: Cameron's a sweet guy. He's willing to help me out in this challenge. I wonder if his family play bingo?
End of Confessional
Beth: Sure.
Cameron: Well, her space isn't on the corners of your card. Sorry.
Beth: Oh no.
Owen puts his chip on the bottom right corner, which has Anne Maria's picture on it.
Owen: Yes!
Ripper: You got her on your corner too? Cuz I did, on the top right corner.
Owen: Yup.
Ripper: Sweet.
Chris: And... time's up! To the ones who have Anne Maria on the corner of your card, no balloons for you. As for the ones who didn't have her on your corners...
He pushes a button and the balloon falls on the ones who didn't have Anne Maria on her corners and they were filled with ketchup.
Noah: Ugh! Seriously?!
Chris laughs.
Chris: Anyways, Chef, read the next one!
Chef: The next one is... Lindsay!
Beth: Oh yay!
Jo: You seem excited to hear her name.
Beth: Yeah. She's my best female friend.
Chris: Anyways, you have one minute to find her starting... Now!
He blows the airhorn and everyone starts searching for Lindsay on their card. Beth was the first one to find her on the top right corner and she cheers. Topher begins narrating.
Topher: This handsome young version of Chris McLean is trying his harder to win at bingo. Will he win or will he crumple? Stay tuned to...
Priya: Okay, your narrating is annoying all of us! Do you have to narrate everything you do?
Topher: Chris does it all the time!
Priya: That's because he's the host!
Julia: Don't focus on him. He's a lost cause.
After the minute was up, everyone who had Lindsay on the corner of their cards were safe while the rest were dunked by balloons filled with itching powder.
Brick: First ketchup and now itching powder, really?!
Chris: Yes really! Chef?
Chef: The next person you're looking for is... Zee!
Beth finds Zee on top left corner of her card and puts her chip on it.
Beth: Two more and it's a bingo for me.
Cameron: I found him on the bottom right.
Beth and Cameron hi-five each other. Zoey doesn't see Zee on the corners of her card.
Zoey: Oh no.
Millie puts her chip on the bottom left corner of her card.
Millie: I got him!
Priya: Good job, Millie!
Cody is searching for him.
Cody: Where is he?
Duncan: He's not on the corners of your cards, loser!
He laughs and Cody was angry.
Gwen: This is why I dumped you! You're a jerk to people and you don't care about anybody but yourself!
Duncan: What's her problem?
Owen: Um, I think she dumped you a while ago.
Duncan: Oh...
Owen: But I couldn't find him.
Duncan: I found him on the bottom right of my card.
After the minute was up, everyone who had Zee on the corner of their card managed to put their chips on it while the rest were dunked by balloons filled with mayonnaise.
Owen: Mmm... Mayonnaise...
He starts licking his arm covered in mayonnaise, which grossed out Heather.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: (Gags) Okay... I forgot how incredibly disgusting Owen is.
She then gags and vomits on the ground.
End of Confessional
Chris: Which one of these teams will win and which one will fail? Find out when we come back on... Total... Drama... Return of the All-Stars!
Screen fades to black and the commercial break begins.
After the commercial break...
Brick: I haven't gotten any corners yet.
Julia: I thought you were an expert on bingo!
Brick: I am!
MK: I think he lied about being a bingo expert!
Brick: I am not!
Bowie: Guys, leave him alone. He doesn't need distractions. Look. I'll help you.
Brick: I don't need any help! I'm an expert on bingo!
Chase: I played this before. I'm great at it.
Emma: Yeah. You're great at sucking at it!
Beth noticed Chase and Emma from her team's table.
(Confessional: Beth)
Beth: Something tells me those two are a dysfunctional and toxic couple. I better do something about it and fix their relationship. But I'll do it after my team wins this challenge.
End of Confessional
Chris: Okay. Time for the next part. Chef, read the next one.
Chef: The next person is... DJ.
Duncan puts him on the top left of his card.
Duncan: 2 more and I get a bingo.
Beth puts him on the bottom left of her card, which has his picture.
Beth: I'm so close to getting a bingo!
Cameron: You're really good at this.
Beth: My dad taught me.
Cameron: That's cool. Maybe I could visit your family someday.
Leshawna couldn't find him.
Leshawna: Ugh. Where is that boy?!
Heather: Maybe he's not on any corners of your card.
Leshawna: He ain't on the corner of your card either!
Alejandro: Ladies, please. Just have a little patience.
Heather looks at him and blushes.
Heather: Okay. Just thing, Babe. Uh, I mean... uh...
Leshawna gasps.
Leshawna: Wait a second. Are you two a couple?
Heather: What? No!
Alejandro: That's ridiculous!
Chris: Eyes on me! Anyways, time is up!
He pushes the button and the ones who didn't find DJ were dunked by balloons, which had green jelly.
Courtney: Green jelly?! (She screams in fear and starts running around.) GET IT OFF ME!!!
Priya: Green jelly is Courtney's biggest fear.
Sugar was licking green jelly off her fingers.
Sugar: What's so bad about green jelly? It's delicious!
Ripper: Dude, seriously? You used to date her?
Duncan: Yeah, and she was a total control freak.
Chris: As soon as Courtney's done freaking out, we'll begin the next part. (Courtney returns to her seat in a fetal position due to her being covered in green jelly.) Okay. Chef?
Chef: The next person you're looking for is... Axel.
Ripper gasps happily.
(Confessional: Ripper)
Ripper: I was so glad he said Axel's name. I'm just sad that she's not competing, but I'll win the million for her. And Axel, if you're watching this, call me.
End of Confessional
Heather: What's with him?
Millie: Axel's his girlfriend. They've been dating since our second reboot season.
Leshawna: Say what now?
Julia: Um, do not talk to them! They're the enemy!
Millie: So?
Chris: You all have one minute to find her! Now go!
Beth finds her on the final corner of her card and puts her chip on her picture.
Beth: Bingo! I got a bingo!
Chris approaches her and inspects her card.
Chris: Now that's what I call a four corner bingo! Team Kangaroo wins a point!
Team Kangaroo cheers.
Julia: Brick, what's going on here? I thought you were got a bingo!
Brick: I am!
MK: You sure aren't acting like one!
Topher: Oh man! Team...
Julia: If you even think about narrating it, I will kick you right in the kiwis!
Chris: Okay. Since this is a half hour show, let's speed this up. Time for game 2.
And so, both teams spend the rest of the day doing the challenge. The second game was one line. Cody managed to get a bingo and wins the 2nd point for Team Kangaroo. Game three was 2 lines and Julia got a bingo, scoring a point for team bull. The next game was numbers and letters and both teams struggles, especially Brick and a bunch of balloons filled with random stuff fell onto the contestants. But in the end, Priya gets the bingo for Team Bull, winning another point and now, it is all tied up.
At nighttime...
Chris: It is all tied up and the last game is called Blackout. The team who wins this will win immunity.
Chef: All you have to do is to fill your entire card. But I have to call the name of the person who's picture you have to put your chip on.
Chris: But in order to win, you have to fill out your entire card and be the first one to shout bingo. Do that and you win the challenge for your team. Chef?
Chef: Okay. Your first person is... Lindsay! (They all start putting their chips their cards every time Chef called their name. From Lindsay, to Justin, to Leonard.) Justin. Caleb. Sierra.
Brick: Ah... I can't do it!
Julia: Your card isn't filled at all! Are you really an expert at bingo?!
Brick: Um... Okay. Fine. I'll admit it. I'm terrible at Bingo! Do you hear me?! I'm bad at bingo! I never played a game of it until just now.
Zoey: Don't worry Brick. I'll tell you who Chef said.
Brick: Okay.
She whispers the names in his ear and he puts his chips on them.
Zoey: Getting better at it now?
Brick: Yeah. Thanks Zoey.
Zoey: Anytime. Now let's finish this challenge.
Dave: Hey Private Pants Wetter! Don't think you're gonna get better. The game of bingo is really stressful!
Jo: Hey! Only I can get into his head!
Dave: Why do you care?
Jo: I don't! It's just that I'm the only one who can intimidate people!
Dave: Keep telling yourself that.
Chris: Okay! Are you all done?! My favorite soap opera is about to come on in 2 hours, so let's get this episode done already! (They all stopped.) Thank you! Chef?
Chef: Harold. (They all continued to put their chips on the card while Chef calls the former contestants names.) Katie and Sadie.
After all the other chips were added onto their cards, it was only 1 chip left for everyone.
Chef: The last name is... Scary Girl!
Ripper was the first to push his chip on Scary Girl's picture.
Ripper: Bingo!
Everyone Else: Bingo!
Chris: Looks like Ripper said bingo first. This means that Team Kangaroo wins immunity!
Team Kangaroo cheers while Team Bull groans.
Julia: Wow! You weren't really an expert at bingo at all!
Topher: What a shocking plot twi-
Julia: And you, you've been narrating this whole challenge and annoying the crap out of everyone! I know who's getting eliminated tonight!
MK: I second that!
Zoey: Okay. Topher, I understand, but Brick? He was just trying his best!
Julia: Stay out of this, old lady! And army boy and the Chris loving freak, good luck on getting voted off!
Team Bull left the mess hall angrily.
At the campsite, Brick was walking back to his cabin.
Jo: Hey. If you're actually going home tonight, it will totally suck because we haven't showed off our rivalry yet.
Brick: Yeah.
Jo: I know the reason why you lost. Dave got in your head at the final part of the challenge and messed you up.
Brick: Hey. If I do get sent home, make sure you take him down. You may be teammates for now, but when the teams merge, do your best to get him gone!
Jo: Oh I will. Don't you worry about that. Anyways, see you later, Sergeant Pants Wetter.
She leaves and Brick gave her a glare.
Team Bull is now walking to their next elimination ceremony, and when they made it...
Chris: Wow. Twice in a row. Looks like you guys gotta step up your game. Chef, tell them how terrible their performances were.
Chef: Topher, you have spent the whole challenge narrating everything you and your team did, and it got on their nerves, which was one of the reasons why your team lost.
(Confessional: Topher)
Topher: Hey. Chris does it all the time. I thought it was okay to do it!
End of Confessional
Chef: Brick, you talked about how much you were an expert at bingo only to find out that you were terrible at it. Not to mention that you didn't even fill out your card when I said the former contestants' names.
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick: Okay. I never played bingo until now. Maybe I could ask Zoey to help me get better at it.
End of Confessional
Chef: Julia...
Julia: Don't even think about it!
Chef: Fine. Whatever. Chris, past them the meat pies.
Chris: The first meat pie goes to... Zoey. (He tosses the meat pie to her and she catches it.) Sky. Scott. Dawn. Sugar. Bowie. MK. Chase. Emma. (They all got the meat pies after Chris tosses them to them.) Damien. Priya. Millie. (They all got the meat pies and Julia, Brick and Topher were the last ones.) This is the final meat pie of the night. The two people who don't get this meat pie will be eliminated. The final Australian Meat Pie goes to... (Julia was glaring at the two of them while Topher was praying he was the one who got it while Brick was hoping he would get it. Chris picks it up and is about to toss it.) ...Julia!
Julia grabs the meat pie and eats it.
Topher: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Now I'll never be the host now!
Chris: Brick and Topher, you two are out.
Brick: I disgraced my team, so I kinda had it coming.
Sugar: Um, Chris? Why did you bring back Topher and Rodney? Scarlett and Max made the merge back in...
Chris: Zip it, Sugar! I won't tell!
(Confessional: Chris)
Chris: Okay. If you all want to know why I chose Rodney and Topher instead of Scarlett and Max, it was because I didn't want to deal with evil contestants anymore. I'm still made about what Scarlett and Max did back on Pahkitew Island. I prefer Rodney and Topher over Scarlett and Max because even though Topher's annoying and Rodney's bad at talking to girls, at least they didn't try to kill everybody!
End of Confessional
Topher and Brick approached the bus of shame and Brick's fellow Gen 2 competitors approached him. They then saluted him.
Zoey: Sucks that you were eliminated this early.
Brick: I know. But next time, I won't disgrace my team and I will be better.
Zoey: Good. And after I win, I'll teach you how to play bingo.
Brick: Okay. Anyways, if I see Mike, I'll say hi to him for you.
Zoey: Okay. Goodbye.
Brick: Bye.
They left.
Topher: Isn't anyone gonna tell me goodbye?
Everyone: (From a distance) NO!!!
Topher: Aw...
He and Brick entered the bus of shame and it drives off.
Chris: Well, it looks like we lost a private army soldier and an annoying fan of mine. But it's still anyone else's game. Who's next to leave the Australian crowd? Find out next time on... Total... Drama... Return of the All-Stars!
Courageous Kangaroos: Owen, Gwen, Duncan, Beth, Heather, Alejandro, Leshawna, Cody, Noah, Courtney, Cameron, Lightning, Jo, Dave, Shawn, Jasmine and Ripper.
Stampeding Bulls: Zoey, Scott, Dawn, Sky, Sugar, Bowie, Priya, Millie, Damien, Julia, MK, Chase and Emma.
Eliminated Contestants (As of now): Rodney, Sam, Brick and Topher.
Stay tuned for episode 4.