Episode 7: Dodge This!
Recap
Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Return of the All-Stars, teams compete in a sudden death dare challenge. Some spewed on their crush while that said crush broke wind in hilarious fashion. Julia got the crap beaten out of her by the raptor she insulted, making everyone laugh their butts off, but in the end, it was Damien, who chickened out of his dare and was eliminated. Who's gonna be next to be sent home? Find out right here on... Total... Drama... Return of the All-Stars!
After the opening sequence, the girls in Team Kangaroo's cabin are relaxing in their bunk beds.
Gwen: That hotel was amazing.
Jasmine: You said it. The spa treatments were amazing.
Jo: I'm glad we finally won again, but we do need to keep an eye on Dave in the next challenge.
Heather: And why should we listen to you?
Jo: Come on! He's been getting in everyone's heads lately! Plus, he got Chase injured and some people still think the farting ponytail nerd did it.
Beth: For the last time, I was dared to do it!
Leshawna: Yo! We all need to keep winning challenges, so shut your mouth!
Jo: Fine, but if you get eliminated by falling for his manipulation, don't come trying to me, big butted blabbermouth.
(Confessional: Leshawna)
Leshawna: I swear I am this close to smacking Jo across the face!
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo: I do want to win the million, but I have to make sure Dave is gone. If Sky won't convince him to change, nothing will. It's not that I care about other people. Trust me. I don't care about anyone! It's just that I'm gonna be the one who will take him down! But seriously, I should form an alliance with someone.
End of confessionals
In Team Bull's cabin on the boy's side...
Bowie: We are literally losing members one by one. We have to win the next challenge or two of us are going home.
Wayne: I thought it was one of us.
Scott: Sorry, but it's mostly double eliminations.
Raj: Oh... I just hope we don't get eliminated.
Wayne: Me neither. I know we came back after Chase and Emma left, but we should try to win for them.
Raj: You're right, Bro! Let's do this! For Chase!
Boys: For Chase!
They put their fists in the air.
Chris: (Through Loudspeaker): It's challenge time! But first, everyone board the bus of shame. We're going on a field trip!
They made it to Qudos Bank Arena.
Chris: Welcome to Qudos Bank Arena, home of several Australian sports. For this challenge, you'll be playing dodgeball!
Cody: Just like in season 1?
Chris: Yup. Both teams will play a best out of 5 games in this challenge. The first team with get three points will win immunity. The losing team sends two people home.
Chef: Both teams will have to choose a captain to select which five members of the team will partake in the matches.
Chris: And if you get hit, you're out until the next game and if a member of the opposing team catches the ball you threw at them, you are also gonna be out. And don't try not to use on of your team members as a human shield. Ripper.
They all glared angrily at Ripper.
Ripper: What?
(Confessional: Ripper)
Ripper: Apparently, they still haven't forgotten about the whole me using Priya as a human shield thing. Ehh, I'm sure they'll get over it soon.
End of Confessional
Chris: Pick a team captain and get ready to play.
Both teams begin to choose a captain.
Heather: I'll be the team captain.
Jo: No! I'm the team captain!
Courtney: Yeah right! I'm gonna be the team captain!
Jo: Let's play rock paper scissors. Whoever wins gets to be the team captain.
Heather: I like that idea.
Alejandro: Ladies please. We can-
Jo: Stay out of this, Al!
Alejandro: I told you not to call me that.
Dave: Why not, Al?
Alejandro: Stop it!
The girls play rock paper scissors and Jo wins by choosing by scissors while Heather and Courtney both chose paper.
Jo: Looks like I win.
Heather: Ugh!
Courtney: Seriously?!
Jo: Okay. Our lineup for the first game are Me, Jockstrap (Lightning), Al (Alejandro), fart machine 1 (Owen) and fart machine 2 (Ripper).
Lightning: Aw yeah! Team Dude in round one! Sha-(Punches Cody) Bam!
Cody fell over.
Gwen: Cody, are you okay?
Cody: Yeah. I'm fine.
Jo: Dumbning, I'm a girl!
Lightning: Oh yeah. I forgot about that.
Heather facepalmed.
With the other team...
Priya: I'll be our team captain.
Julia: Yeah right. You're gonna screw this up. I'll be our team captain.
Sugar: I second that.
MK: Me too.
Priya: Sorry, but I'm gonna be the team captain. 3 years ago, my parents sent me to dodgeball camp so I can learn how to dodge the balls and be the team captain of a dodgeball team.
Sky and Zoey looked at each other.
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: What kind of parents does Priya even have?!
(End of confessional)
Millie: Then it's settled. Priya is our team captain.
Julia: No she's not! I'm the team captain and that is final!
Bowie: Yeah. Priya would make a better team captain than you. Besides, nobody wants to take orders from someone with mullet hair.
Julia growled.
Julia: All those who want me to me the team captain, raise your hand! (Sugar and MK raised their hands.) Ugh. Seriously?! All those who think this nerd should be the team captain, raise your hands.
The rest raised their hands.
Priya: The crowd has spoken.
Julia: Ugh! Fine, but if we lose, it's your faults for having this loser as the team captain.
Millie: At least she's a million dollar winner!
Bowie: Ooh... She's gotcha there.
Julia was angry.
Priya: I choose myself, Millie, Bowie, Sky and Zoey.
Julia: Lame. We should have a...
Millie: Priya is our team captain and that is final!
Julia: Ugh. Fine. Fat bit-
Millie: I can hear you!
Julia angrily crossed her arms.
It was now time for the game to start.
Chef: When I blow the whistle, grab a ball and start throwing.
Chris: And... go!
Chef blows the whistle.
Priya: Since I'm the team captain, I will tell you what we can...
Ripper: Nerd! Sit back and watch how we crush the competition!
Priya growls and grabs a ball. She then threw it at Ripper, who catches it.
Chris: Priya, you're out.
Priya: What?! But...
Julia: Bet you wish I was the team captain now, huh, Priya?
She and MK laughed and then she threw two dodgeballs at them, but missed and they hit Scott in the kiwis.
Scott: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Dawn: You okay, Scott?
Scott: Ugh... She is so gonna pay for that!
Ripper grabs a ball.
Ripper: I call this the stink ball!
He farts on the dodgeball, which disgusted everyone, and threw it at Millie.
Millie: Ah!
She tries to cover her face, but gets hit.
Lightning: Aw yeah! We're winning already!
Dave: Hey Team Bull! Looks like your team captain has a bad temper! Maybe she can take a game off!
He laughs, making Priya angry.
(Confessional: Priya)
Priya: I am gonna pound Dave into the next century with one of the dodgeballs! Just you wait!
End of Confessional
Lightning, Jo and Owen threw the remaining balls at Sky, Zoey and Bowie, but only Bowie got hit. Zoey and Sky grab the balls and threw them at Jo and Lightning, who got hit. Zoey and Sky hi five each other before Owen and Ripper threw the dodgeballs at them and they won the first game.
Chris: Game one goes to Team Kangaroo!
They all cheered.
Priya: How could we lose?!
Julia: We lost because you're a bad leader! How about you put me in the next game so we will win.
Priya: Ugh. Fine. But only to shut you up!
Julia: Whatever.
Screen faded to black and it was time for the commercial break.
After the commercial break, it was time for game two and for Team Kangaroo, it was Jo, Dave, Lightning, Heather and Duncan and for Team Bull, it was Julia, Zoey, Sky, Millie and Sugar.
Priya: Remember to hit the other team.
Julia: Don't distract us! Ripper is right. You are a nerd.
Priya was angry.
Priya: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT IT AND THROW THE FRICKIN' BALLS!!!
Her outburst was heard throughout the stadium and Dave smirks.
(Confessional: Dave)
Dave: Priya's competitive nature and bad temper could be her downfall. I can use that as an advantage to win this challenge and she's gonna be gone! And maybe next on my list will be her friend Millie. Oh wait. This is a double elimination challenge, so she and Millie will both be gone after tonight!
He laughs.
End of Confessional
After Chef blows the whistle, Julia throws the ball at Lightning and hits him. Jo then threw the ball at Sugar. Duncan and Heather threw the balls at Millie and Sky, but the ball hits Millie and Sky dodged the ball coming to her.
Millie: Ow...
Sky: Nice try! I'm gonna get the next one!
And so, both sides managed to hit each other and eliminate each other until it was down to Dave and Sky. Sky grabs the ball and throws it at Dave and it hits him in the face.
Jo: Take that, Dave!
Cameron: Who's side are you on?
Jo: Ours. I just want Dave to be taken down.
Chris: Team Bull wins game two! Let's speed this up because I have a soap opera to watch at 10!
And then for the next 2 games, Millie was getting hit by several balls. And then Beth got hit by another ball from Team Bull's side. Team Bull won game three after Bowie threw the ball at Ripper, who used Cameron as a human shield before getting it by another ball. Team Bull continues to dominate by throwing balls at Duncan, Jo, Lightning, and Heather. Shawn was the last one and he threw the balls at Priya and Millie, who got hit. Sky threw the ball at Shawn, who catches it and game four was won by Team Kangaroo. It was all tied up and the final game begins.
Jo: Noah, you and Cameron are up.
Heather: And don't elect to sit out this challenge like you did the last time!
Noah: Fine.
Jo: Beth and Owen, you're also up. And Dave, you're the last one. Don't screw it up!
Beth: Yes!
Dave: Hey Priya! Your team can't win if you don't prove that you're a good leader! Act like it for once!
He laughs and Priya was angry.
Priya: That's it! Me, Millie, Scott, Dawn and MK are up! We are gonna crush Team Kangaroo! Who's with me?!
Julia: Literally nobody because you've been bossing us around in an aggressive manner throughout the whole challenge!
Priya: I'm trying to be a good leader and a good leader makes sure their team wins! Now let's get out there and crush them!
Chef blows the whistle and Owen throws the ball at MK, and it hits her.
MK: Hey!
Shawn: You got this!
Jasmine: Yeah! Win this challenge!
Priya throws the ball at Beth and it hits her. Cameron was dodging the balls thrown at him by Scott.Priya throws the balls at Noah and Dave and they hit them. Owen throws the balls at Dawn. Scott saw this and was shocked.
Scott: No!
He jumps in front of Dawn and the ball hits him in the kiwis.
Dawn: Did he just...
The ball hits Dawn and it was Owen who threw it. He then throws it at Priya multiple times, who dodged it.
Priya: Nice try, but it's gonna take more than that to..
Owen threw the ball at her and it hits her. Millie throws the ball and it hits him.
Millie: Woo-hoo! I did it! I did-
Cameron threw the ball all her and it hits her face and the game was over.
Cameron: I did it!
Chris: Team Kangaroo wins immunity!
Team Kangaroo cheers loudly.
Jo: Way to go, String Bean!
Lightning: Looks like you aren't so useless after all, bubble boy.
Beth kisses Cameron on the cheek.
Beth: This is for winning this challenge for us.
Cameron: Thanks.
Team Bull was upset after losing.
Priya: How could we lose again?
Millie: Don't worry, Priya. Maybe we'll win the next challenge.
Julia: Oh, there won't be a next challenge for you!
The two girls turned around and saw their team glaring angrily at them.
MK: Yeah! We lost because Priya, you're a big fat bossy pants and Millie, you suck at dodgeball!
Priya: We were just doing our...
Julia: Save it! If I was the team captain, we would've won this challenge, but since we didn't, guess who we're voting for! All those who think Priya and Millie should go, raise your hand.
They all raised their hands.
Priya: But I'm the first reboot champion. You can't win without me. Julia's been acting like a brat the whole challenge!
Julia: Oh really?! I'm not the one who was acting like a psycho and yelling at everybody!
Priya: You've done far worst than everyone here! All those who think Julia should go, raise your hand!
Millie raises her hand.
Priya: Thanks Millie.
Julia: See you at the elimination ceremony.
They left angrily.
Priya: Sky and Zoey, you're with me, right?
Zoey: Your yelling was hurting my ears!
Sky: Not to mention that you were a hypocrite. You told us not to let Dave get in our heads, yet you just did it in this challenge, which caused us to lose! Sorry, but we can't defend you on this.
Priya: But...
Millie: Don't worry, Priya. You did your best.
Priya: So did you.
Later that night, Team Bull walks to another elimination ceremony and when they got to the campfire, they took their seats.
Chris: Wow. Our second dodgeball challenge was a success! But anyways, it's time for Chef to explain how bad you were.
Chef: Priya, you let Dave get in your head and you kept bossing your team around, which is one of the main reasons why your team lost again.
(Confessional: Priya)
Priya: Yeah... I messed up, but I was just trying to lead my team to victory.
End of Confessional
Chef: Millie, you didn't even try to dodge the balls and you ended up costing your team the win by celebrating too early.
(Confessional: Millie)
Millie: Okay. So I'm not a dodgeball person. Who is? They keep coming so quickly!
End of confessional
Chef: Julia, you kept demanding to be Team Captain, and you acted like a spoiled brat the whole time!
(Confessional: Julia)
Julia: Maybe next time my team should listen to me and not let these nerds be the team captain!
End of Confessional
Chris: It's time to eliminate two more of your players. Who knows? Maybe you could be the new Team Victory since you keep losing every challenge.
MK: Didn't we win the grease race challenge?
Chris: Yes, but you still lost two players. Now to give you all meat pies. (He starts giving them the meat pies after calling their names.) Wayne. Raj. Sky. Zoey. Sugar. Bowie. Scott. Dawn. MK. (There was one meat pie left.) There is one meat pie left. Whoever doesn't get is out of the game. The final meat pie of the night goes to... (Priya and Millie looked at each other nervously and Julia had an angry glare. Chris picks up the meat pie and is about to toss it.) Julia!
He tosses it to Julia and Priya and Millie were shocked.
Chris: Priya and Millie, you're out.
Priya: What?!
Millie: But why?!
Julia: Because you two suck. Maybe next time I'm gonna be the team captain. Looks like your parents were stupid enough to let you train for this show, knowing it's gonna go to waste one day.
She laughs and Priya and Millie were angry. Priya lunged at Julia before Millie grabbed her.
Millie: Priya, she isn't worth it. We lost. Let's go.
Priya: You're a dead girl, Julia! YOU HEAR ME?!!! YOU HEAR ME?!!!
Her screaming echoes though the night as Team Bull looked at her.
Scott: Wow, and Caleb's in love with her?
Priya and Millie were walking to the bus of shame.
Priya: It sucks being eliminated way before the merge, but at least I still have the million from the first reboot season, and I get to see Caleb again.
(Confessional: Priya and Millie)
Priya: Getting to compete with the past generations of cast members was a dream come true!
Millie: Yeah. It was fun while it lasted.
Priya: Yeah, and all I can say is... I hope Dave goes down!
End of Confessional
Priya and Millie were about to board the Bus of Shame when Bowie approached them.
Bowie: It's a shame we had to lose both of you early. We could really use your knowledge for future challenges.
Priya: Yeah. But why did you vote us off?
Bowie: I actually voted for Julia.
Millie: I see, but we still don't trust you for destroying our friendship by exposing my notebook to Priya!
Bowie: I was hoping you forgotten all about that. Anyways, later!
He leaves and then Beth and Ripper approaches them.
Ripper: So... looks like you two nerds are eliminated. I didn't expect that to happen.
Beth elbows him.
Beth: Don't forget to apologize for what you did to Priya.
Ripper: Alright, I won't.
Priya: Yeah, because your teammate Dave ruined everything for us.
Ripper: Yeah. Shawn told me this happened because of the fact that Sky had a boyfriend named Keith.
Millie: So that's why he got us kicked off?! Because of Sky's boyfriend?! I hope Sky tries to talk some sense into him!
Ripper: Apparently, that's not gonna happen. Anyways, smell you later, nerds. (Beth glared angrily at him.) And Nerd 2, sorry for using you as a human shield. Beth told me to apologize.
Beth: Yeah. And if you see Emma again, tell her I'm sorry for what happened to Chase.
Priya: I'll have to think about that apology, Ripper. And Beth, I'll try and convince her not to crush you. She's really mad.
Beth: Okay. Anyways, see you later.
They left and Priya and Millie entered the Bus of Shame and it drives off.
Chris: Our season 1 reboot champion and her bestie are gone. Looks like Team Bull aren't acting like bulls at all. Will Team Bull ever get their second challenge win? Find out next time on... Total... Drama... Return of the All-Stars!
Courageous Kangaroos: Owen, Gwen, Duncan, Beth, Heather, Alejandro, Leshawna, Cody, Noah, Courtney, Cameron, Lightning, Jo, Dave, Shawn, Jasmine and Ripper.
Stampeding Bulls: Zoey, Scott, Dawn, Sky, Sugar, Bowie, Julia, MK, Wayne and Raj.
Eliminated Contestants (As of now): Rodney, Sam, Brick, Topher, Chase, Emma, Damien, Priya and Millie.
Stay tuned for episode 8.