Episode 8: Baking Out is Hard to Do
Recap
Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Return of the All-Stars, we went to a sporting arena for the second ever Total Drama dodgeball challenge. Priya and Julia debated on who should be team captain and Priya ended up getting it. However, her bossy attitude is what caused her to lose control and act like a control freak and it caused Team Bull to suffer another humiliating loss. They ended up voting off Priya and Millie. Who's gonna be the next to get eliminated? Find out right here on... Total... Drama... Return of the All-Stars!
After the opening sequence, the girls in Team Bull were talking strategy.
Julia: With Priya and Millie out of the game, I think I'm gonna be the team captain in the next challenge.
MK: I second that.
Zoey: But we don't even know if the next challenge is a sports challenge.
Sky: Yeah! We need to think of how we can win again! If we keep losing like this, we're gonna end up losing the whole team!
Julia: I don't think so! MK, you have an idea?
MK: Yeah. I'm gonna see if any fired interns left their uniforms behind.
She leaves the cabin.
Sky: You're not suggesting we cheat, are you?!
Julia: What makes you think that?
Sugar: I think they're on to something.
Zoey: What?! You're okay with this?!
Sugar: Yeah. So what?!
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: Cheating is wrong in so many levels! We have to play fair or we will be disqualified!
End of Confessional
MK sneaks into the production trailer, looking for an intern uniform.
MK: Come on. Where is it?
Chris: Looking for something, MK?
She sees Chris holding the intern uniform.
MK: How did you get here so quickly?!
Chris: The show is televised, genius. If you think I'm gonna let your team cheat during challenges again, you're sadly mistaken. Now get back to your cabin and don't come out until it's challenge time, or I will personally boot you off the show!
MK: Fine...
She leaves.
(Confessional: MK)
MK: So much for getting an advantage for the next challenge. I'd steal it from him, but I don't want a repeat of what happened last time. Like seriously, I was attacked by a bear the last time I cheated during challenges!
End of Confessional
When she returns...
MK: I got caught.
Julia: What?!
Dawn: Maybe we should play fair. That's how we can win.
Julia: Ugh. Lame!
Chris: (Though Loudspeaker) It's challenge time!
They are at the beach, while two cooking tables are behind them and the judge desks are behind Chris and Chef.
Chris: Today's challenge is a cooking challenge.
Chef: Both teams will have to bake a cake and present it to me, Chris and our special guest.
Chris: Yeah. Our special guest is a host from a different show. Owen and Noah, you might recognize him because you competed on his show. So everybody, get ready to say hello to the host of the Ridonculous Race! Welcome, Don!
Don approaches them.
Don: Hello, Chris and Chef. It's a pleasure to make a guest appearance on your show.
(Confessional: Owen)
Owen: Wow. Don is guest staring in this episode. This is awesome!
End of Confessional
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: Never thought I would see Don again. And on Total Drama? Well, at least he's a little nicer than Chris.
End of Concessional
Chef: You guys have to bake a delicious cake for all three of us. The team who has the best cake wins immunity.
Chris: The losing team sends 2 people home. Now get behind your baking tables, call out your head chefs and get cooking.
Both teams went to their tables.
(Confessional: Courtney)
Courtney: Ever since the whole chart thing, nobody wants to have an alliance with me. But I need to form one with someone who isn't that smart. Maybe...
End of Confessional
Courtney: Everyone, I think our head chef should be Owen.
Heather: What?!
Jo: Why fart machine?
Courtney: He's an expert on food and he loves cake, so yeah. Owen's our head chef.
Owen: It's true. I do love cake.
Cody: Yeah. Owen is great at food, so yeah. That I can agree on.
Beth: Okay. Sure.
Heather: I hope you know what you're doing.
Courtney: I am.
Ripper: You only chose him just so you can form an alliance with him, right?
Courtney: What? No!
(Confessional: Courtney)
Courtney: For someone who's dumb, Ripper was actually smart enough to figure it out. Don't tell him I said that.
End of Confessional
Team Bull are currently deciding their head chef.
Julia: Head chef! Called it!
Wayne: Okay.
Raj: Fine by us.
Sky: Sorry, but I should be the head chef.
Zoey: Yeah. Sky is the perfect choice.
Sugar: I think Julia is perfect for that role!
MK: Me too. Julia is the head chef.
Sky: Fine.
It is now time for the challenge to start.
Chris: Time for the cooking challenge to commence! And... Go!
He blows the airhorn and they start cooking.
Owen: We need sugar and flour for the cake.
Gwen: Yeah. We know Owen.
Sugar grabs the ingredients and Zoey and Sky each start to crack an egg and begin to add it to their cake.
Julia: We're gonna have an awesome cake after this.
Sugar: I entered a cake baking contest one time. I ended up winning it.
Sky: If I had to guess, you cheated by sabotaging the other teams.
Sugar: What? No! I would never do something heinous like that.
Sky: Yeah sure.
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: Yeah. I totally did. So what?! That was like several years ago! Maybe I could do the same to the other team.
End of Confessional
Outside the confessional, Dave overheard it.
Dave: Not if I do it to your team first.
He chuckles evilly and leaves.
Back with the hosts...
Chris: So Don, I noticed that 4 of my contestants competed on your show.
Don: Yeah. But one of them managed to win with his partner.
Chef: I see.
Chris: You know? I could convince my agent to have me guest star in one of the episodes in your show one day.
Don: I'll have to think about that.
On Team Bull's side, they are still making their cake.
Dawn: What flavor should our cake be?
Scott: I think it should be chocolate.
Dawn: You know? I second that.
Scott blushes and then turns around.
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: Okay. Am I falling for Dawn or something? Nah. She's probably still ticked at me for getting her eliminated back in Revenge of the Island. I don't care about that hot and beautiful animal loving... (He stops talking.) Ah! What is wrong with me?!
End of Confessional
While Team Bull wasn't looking, Dave pours two packs of laxatives in Team Bull's cake, and stirs it up until they were no longer visible. He then sneaks the packs in Sugar and MK's back pockets and quietly made it back to his team. They didn't notice Dave sabotaging the other team.
Dave: How's the cake coming along?
Shawn: It's almost done.
Owen: Heather, do we have enough flour?
Heather: Yes Owen! We have enough!
Alejandro: Watch how I pour the flour.
He grabs it and pours a little bit in the team's cake.
Beth: Nice one, Alejandro. We're sure to win now!
Alejandro: Like my mama always said: A sweet cake is always made by a sweet man.
Beth blushes, but she hugs Cameron.
Beth: Want me to help you cook?
Cameron: Sure. I've cooked a pie before.
Ripper: Maybe I should add some of my natural yeast into the cake to make it taste better.
Jasmine: You better not! I've got my eye on you!
Jo: Speaking of which, have any of you losers kept an eye on Dave during this challenge?
Leshawna: Yo! We never agreed to keep an eye on that boy, now help us bake or I'mma smack you across the lips!
Jo: Fine. Whatever you say, Big Booty Blabbermouth. Hey O-Lame, why are you the head chef again?
Courtney: I suggested he does it, now shut up!
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo: After I send Dave packing, all the losers I hate are next!
End of confessional, and it cuts to commercial.
After the commercial break, both teams are done with adding ingredients to their cakes.
Ripper: Alright! Our monster cake is gonna win this challenge! Now what?
Jo: We put it in the oven, Jack the Ripper!
(Confessional: Ripper)
Ripper: Now she wonders why she doesn't have any friends!
End of Confessional
Team Bull put their cake in the oven.
Julia: I told you I would make a great head chef. I knew we didn't need that loser Priya.
Sky: You better hope we win because if not, you're going home!
Julia: Yeah right! I'm the true leader of this team! Now do as I say or I'm gonna vote you off instead!
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: Ugh! Julia gets on my nerves so much! Thanks again, MK for showing her true colors on the internet!
End of Confessional
Both cakes are now currently baking.
Beth: We did it!
Cody: Alright! Yeah!
Beth and Cody hi five each other.
Duncan: Hey Gwen. Wanna grab a bite to eat after this?
Gwen: Forget it, Duncan! We're done! Remember?!
Duncan: Why are we done?
Gwen: You kept obsessing over Courtney, and guess what?! I have a new boyfriend!
Duncan: Really? Who?
Gwen: Cody!
Team Kangaroo gasped.
Cody: Wait what?
Gwen: Cody's my new boyfriend.
Cody: Yeah. I'm dating her now. We hooked up after yesterday's challenge.
Gwen: (Whispers in Cody's ear) Just keep going with it.
Cody: Okay.
Duncan: So you're dating this dweeb now?! What does he have that I don't have?!
Gwen: He's actually nice and doesn't bully everyone!
Duncan was angry.
(Confessional: Duncan)
Duncan: So Gwen dumped me for that loser. So what?! I'm not jealous. I know what I'm gonna do. I'll just flirt with another girl to make her jealous. But I gotta figure out who. And no, it ain't gonna be Heather because she's dating Alejandro.
End of Confessional
Both cakes were done and it was time to present them.
Chef: Okay. We are all gonna try your cakes. Whoever has the best cake will win immunity and will win a special reward.
Chris: Team Kangaroo, you're up first.
They start to present their cake.
Beth: Here is our cake.
Cameron: We hope you enjoy it.
Chris, Chef and Don each grabbed a slice and ate a bite of them. They were delighted.
Chris: This cake is delicious.
Don: Yeah. This is the most delicious cake I have ever tasted.
Chef: Yeah. It's so beautiful!
Chris: Wait. You didn't culture Ripper's armpit like what Priya did, did you?!
Heather: No. We didn't do anything sick to that cake at all.
Chris: Well good. Because if you did, I would disqualify you from the challenge and announce Team Bull the winners without having to taste their cake. But anyways, Team Bull, you're up next.
Sky and Zoey present the cake and the three hosts grabbed a slice and tasted it.
Chris: This cake is really good.
Sugar: Is it better than the other cake?
Chef: Yeah. It is.
Don: This cake is the best!
Chris: In that case, I declare Team Bull the win- (His stomach rumbles) Oh my...
Chef: My tummy...
Don: What's happening...
Chris: Run to the bathrooms!
They all ran off.
Leshawna: What just happened?
After the three hosts returned, they were angry.
Chris: Did you put laxatives in your cake?!
Sky: No! There were no laxatives on our table!
Chris: Well, in that case, since you didn't want to tell the truth, YOUR CAKE GETS A ZERO!
Bowie: But...
Chris: But nothing! Team Kangaroo, congratulations. You have won immunity again!
They cheered loudly.
Julia: Great! That's just great! Why do we keep losing, people?!
Dave: Maybe you should check Sugar and MK's back pockets!
Bowie: What?!
Wayne: Please tell us you didn't just make us lose.
Raj: Yeah. We were trying to win!
MK: Oh come on! Why would I sabotage my own team?!
Sugar: Yeah! There's no way we would...
Sky and Zoey pulled the packs of laxatives out of their back pockets and Team Bull gave both Sugar and MK angry glares.
MK: How did those get there?! We don't remember them being in our back pockets!
Sky: You guys costed us the challenge!
Sugar: No we didn't! It wasn't our fault! Those packs aren't even ours!
Chris: Enough! Team Kangaroo, your reward is a large 3 layer cake with extra frosting.
Owen: Woo-hoo! All right!
Chris: And Owen, don't even think about eating the whole thing!
Owen: Aw.
Chris: Team Bull, I'll see you at the... (His stomach rumbles again.) Not again! Don, thanks for guest staring in this episode! Ah come on!
He runs to the bathroom again.
Later, Team Kangaroo was eating their cake.
Cody: This is what I call a victory cake.
Ripper: You said it, Dude. This tastes amazing!
Owen: Best cake ever!
Beth: I'm glad we won.
Dave: Thanks to me.
Jo: What do you mean thanks to you?
Dave: Never mind.
Jo: You didn't...
Dave: I did nothing. Just enjoy this cake.
Jo glares at him.
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo: I do not care about anyone. It's just that I'll have nobody to intimidate if the heartbroken wimp keeps getting them voted off!
End of Confessional
Team Bull is currently walking towards the elimination ceremony once again and then they took their seats.
Chris: Well, looks like you lost due to two of your members having laxatives. Chef, tell them how bad they were!
Chef: Julia, you kept bossing your team around and abused your power as a head chef! I don't think your team would want you as their captain after this!
(Confessional: Julia)
Julia: Whatever. At least I'm a better team captain than that loser Priya.
End of Confessional
Chef: Scott, you have been...
Scott: Please! Not in front of Dawn!
Chef: Ugh... fine.
Dawn: I can feel that you have a crush on me.
Scott: What? No I don't.
Dawn: Your aura says otherwise.
He then looked at her.
Chef: MK and Sugar, your team had a chance to finally win immunity again until YOU POURED LAXATIVES IN YOUR CAKE (All of Team Bull glared at them angrily.) AND GAVE ME, CHRIS AND DON DIARRHEA!!!
MK: For the last time, we didn't do it!
Sugar: Yeah! We've done a lot of sneaky stuff in the past, but we were not responsible for putting laxatives in our cake! It was probably one of Team Kangaroo's members! Check the cameras!
Chris: I'm too lazy to check the cameras. All of you, the two people you want out of here.
After they voted...
Chris: The following people are safe. Bowie. Wayne. Raj. Scott. Dawn. Julia. (He gives all of them meat pies each time he called their names.) Sky. (He tosses her the meat pie and there was one left.) Campers, this is the last meat pie of the night. If you don't get one, you're out. The final Australian Meat Pie goes to...
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He tosses her the meat pie and MK and Sugar were shocked.
MK: What?! We're getting voted off for something we never did!
Sugar: That's not fair!
Chris: Maybe you should've thought about that before you gave us diarrhea! Now head to the Bus of Shame and get out of here!
MK: Aw.
Sugar and MK walked away as they were both eliminated.
MK and Sugar were walking to the Bus of Shame.
MK: Getting eliminated for something I was falsely accused of bites.
Sugar: Yeah. At least I could go back to seeing my farm animals again.
(Confessional: MK and Sugar)
MK: We don't even remember owning any laxatives!
Sugar: Yeah, and even if we did, we were gonna use them for a different challenge against the other team, not our own! I swear whoever did this to us is GONNA PAY!!!
End of Confessional
Julia approached them.
Julia: Hey, guys. It sucked that you were both being eliminated over something you never did.
MK: I know. If you find out who did this, make them pay!
Julia: Oh I will, and I have a bright idea on who did it. It was Dave. While the elimination ceremony was going on, I check the footage and he sabotaged your cake!
Sugar: HE WHAT?!!!
Julia: Yeah. But don't worry. I'll be sure to kick his butt in the next challenge!
MK: Thanks Julia.
Julia and MK shared a hug and Julia leaves afterwards.
Sugar: Let's go.
Sugar and MK boarded the Bus of Shame and it drives off.
Chris: Maybe I should change Team Bull's name to Team Victory 2.0. Am I gonna do it? Find out on the next episode of... (His stomach rumbles) Total... Drama... Return of... AW NOT AGAIN!!!
He runs off to find a bathroom.
Courageous Kangaroos: Owen, Gwen, Duncan, Beth, Heather, Alejandro, Leshawna, Cody, Noah, Courtney, Cameron, Lightning, Jo, Dave, Shawn, Jasmine and Ripper.
Stampeding Bulls: Zoey, Scott, Dawn, Sky, Bowie, Julia, Wayne and Raj.
Eliminated Contestants (As of now): Rodney, Sam, Brick, Topher, Chase, Emma, Damien, Priya, Millie, Sugar and MK.
Stay tuned for episode 9.