On Remnant Saphron was checking news in her hotel, "Terra they found out about Adrian...They are calling him the rusted Squire." She turned to see her wife had dressed the baby in a rusted Knight costume. the baby waved toy sword around going, " GEE GEE GA GOO!" He said smiling. Saphron pointed and said, " really? What you going to post a photo album titled the Rusted Knight's son online for money?"

The wife held out her scroll and Saphron's eyes widened, "...Okay let's do this!" She pulled out Camera and said, "Adrian honey look at mommy, Look at mommy and smile!" she said taking pictures, "Come on swing your sword around like you are daddy." Terra put the baby down on his back and he sat up clearly trying to Knock the Camera away which just looked cute. Saphron took it. "That's it come on the camera loves you. As much as it loves Daddy."

Two hours later, Jaune kicked down the hotel door and pointed at his sister and said, "I saw your cash grab with Adrian, Not cool!" he pointed Saphron jumped his tone was serious. he was staring at her like he stares at the Jabberwalker and she knows how that end. Saphron held out the paycheck, "Look at the money Bro, Look at it." Jaune looked at it and said one thing, "And like that you have yourself a custody battle. You are legally step parent, So " He walked over to Terra pointing and going, "It's you I will be seeing in court as my baby mama. I already paid the hotel for door and got you all a new room." he dropped key cards. " See you in court!"

Adrian clapped reached for his dad, who took him and left. Terra and Saphron were frozen as Saphron said, "Did we just piss off my brother enough that he came up in here, put on his knight face, scared the grab out of us, and say he was taken back his son and looking to get majority custody over him legally, Drop a room upgrade and walked out with the baby!?" She said holding her face in shock.

Terra adjusted glasses jaw dropped,"yep...That was dadly as fuck! I mean Got dam." She fanned herself, Saphron's jaw dropped, "What I am bi and like buff blondes with fire in their souls. Not my fault your whole family is my type your moms. I mean got dam. Your family is teen me's birthday wish come true dam it. Also The Man is the rusted Knight everyone woman who likes men's childhood crush. Plus I am technically his baby mama. ... I am the Rusted baby mama ...I just realized that."

Elsewhere in Vale Goodwitch was scared back to the wall, As three blonde women scared the crap out of her. The first amala arch the nine foot tall Model of bikinis. toned firmed body, wide hips, shapely arms and legs, chest let's just say Fat. She was dressed in pink bikini fresh off a photo shoot. Despite being a model She had a semblance called beetle strength. Short answers this woman could lift and throw about nine hundred times her body weight. Thanks to her size she was about three hundred. That's about thirty thousand pounds of force she can push out. She was on of Jaune arc's mothers.

beside Amala , was Amilia a four foot tall bunny woman. Short, curvy, crazily so. Blonde hair and bunny ears. She was dressed in a military uniform of mistral military uniform holding what looked like a fane gun thing in hand. "So We were told by Jaune all you did as pairs him against an ass with a mace and no one else. Doesn't sound very much like teaching. After all madness is trying the same thing and expecting a different out come." She stamped the gun cane down on theeground. It was shot gun moddled.

Beside this two was there wife Amy Arc a Mistral general in left side of her face was scared eye blind. The scar was burn and covered that hole side of her body for record. her blonde hair was a buzz cut. "yes. I wanted him to go to our kingdom's Acadmey. Yet he wanted here so bad. I can only say he was told by the mother of the gods to come here after leaving the ever after."

Goodwitch gulped. "Mrs. Arcs..." She jumped when the model woman cracked knuckle. Her semblance made her unstoppable. Amala said one thing, "My wives didn't give your ass the right to talk Goodbitch! You will speak when we give you the right to!" She said tapping her desk and making it turn to dust form the pound force. Good witch gulped. She could smash anything her semblance could throw, and her wives could attack.

Amilia the tiny honey bunny was readying her weapon for fire, Holding it back the back of it. "Now Imagine our surprise at not the aliens, or our son dating one, but Of him being the Rusted knight, the legend , the guy we all strive to be, only for him to not be getting the best out of a combat school." She held the weapon out, "you know what the best part of a shot gun with revolver barrel is, less reloading and with the scatter you dont' really have to aim to blast someone apart! Even more with a double barrel."

Amy drew a pistol form her side, the piston she span making a jackknife blade pop out as it went strangely straight no angle to make it knife and gun worthy. "You know what the best part of a bayonet pistol is. quick clean and handles the job quickly and quietly, unlike This school." Mistral was set to become the best kingdom as the only ones to get blood blossoms. " Much like the flower power we got form Earth."

Goodwitch's knees knocked as she said, "I think I peed." The arch mothers pointed at her and said, "You will do more than that when we are done with you."

Amilia pointed her weapon thanks to her size it was right at Goodwitch's reproductive parts, "Now Good witch give me one reason why I should pull this trigger and spay you where you stand with a gun!" goodwitch's eyes widened as she paled. The Honey smirked, "And don't go betting on aura or semblance those are metaphysical forces so the blood blossoms in this metal spike rounds or buck shot as earth calls them, can bypass all that, and shred your reproductive system apart with one shot!"

Goodwitch said one thing, " bring me my brown pants." The woman gasped jumping back at the smell. Amala gagged, "Oh she shit herself, This is the huntsmen teacher, Woman oh this was basic as shit to get an answer." She gagged, "and you shit from them! What kind of huntsmen is this kingdom making. I mean got dam motherfucking shit, That's fucking horrible, I mean oh what did you eat. we had eight babies between us and that is the worst shit we ever smelled."

Amy pointed pistol at Goodwitch's chest, "I should blow your can's off for doing that in front of my wives." The smell got worst and she gagged, "Oh gross he shit herself again, Oh good, My mouth was open I taste it!"She gagged looking green, "That's the opposite of honey bunny's milky." Goodwitch's head tilted. "Don't judge us."

Amilia gagged holding her nose, " How do you think I feel I am head level with her stained underpants, Oh sweet tree, Oh in the name of our baby boy the rusted knight, That could kill the body jacking parasite the cat, I mean Got dam. What crawled in your ass and died woman? What died? My nephew is a horse faunus and changed his butt, this is literally worst then horse shit! his trait is lower body, so it is trust us." she gagged green, "Oh I think I am going to Vomit." She looked away burfing on the floor, "Oh Oh That's grosser then how we got together. "

the model covered nose with both hands, "Theodore the head of the wasteland's academy hit us and quit us, it's how we ended up living together, we were at eachother's throats till our son locked us in that room and said he won't let us out till we got a long. We are extra protective of Jaune because of this." she left the room saying, "Oh Good it smells worst then That time we all got food poisoning and we only had the one crapper."

Amy turned green, "Oh mother fucker!" She left going green at the memory, The little bunny honey followed soon saying, "wait for us honey, Oh good why am I in the funk cloud directly, Dam you genetics. Oh mother fucking hell it's the worst ass ever. opposite of Amala's. Oh mother fucking hell."

Watching and recording was velvet, "Wait leader of shade academy is the leader of that kingdom, So Theodore is warlord or king, That make's Jaune cheif's son or the prince of the wasteland." She smirked going to report, Rusted Knight is a prince.

Now on Earth. In Texas Blake and Weiss had gone to the tourist traps of the town to enjoy themselves getting looks, But they held hands. Weiss said, one thing, "You know what I heard before we left? Jaune is Theodore of shade's bastard Son." Blake gasped covering her mouth. "Which effectively makes him a prince and a Rusted Knight, I was stupid and passed on that, so I am not letting go of my magic girl Kitty cat."

blake gasped saying this, "I know I heard it too, I also heard he's a father by donating to help his sister in law get a kid. I mean, oh shit we are falling in love over talking about how dreamy the rusted royal dilf is!" Weiss nodded, as Blake said, "then let it happen. Sweetie pie." She then picked up Weiss and kissed her arms around her waste. Weiss went hands on shoulder both her legs kicking as they where hanging. They made out and enjoyed a date talking about Jaune.

When they got back to Beacon they held hands The news Cameras were swarming for The aliens and Knight, So A schnee holding hands with a Faunus was also taken, more when you factor in Blake is the Chosen one by their maker. Adam looked at the paper growling in rage the schnee needed to die. Other Fanus shared this.

Now the taker of the picture Velvet was currently selling Rusted knight fan club hurts the women and men of it would scream to Jaune, "NO ALIEN PICK ME!" Pyrrha was head. Nora walked up and held her weapon in launcher mode, "I know what you are doing you are reporting on all Jaune's secrets to make money of finding out Fearless leader is Dilf, rusted Knight, has three moms, is dating an alien and a prince...Geee fearless leader has an interesting life? just when you think you know someone, they are a waste land prince, fairy tale character, like out of this world people, and is a single parent. I mean it's mind blowing. And also his son is cute, Wait side tracked!" She shot the stand burning it, " BURN PARASITE REPORTER HOUND BUNNY!" She turned weapon to hammer and chased the bunny.

Now in Jnpr Dorm Jaune was out of armor sleeping his son on his chest. Jaune groaned, baby groaned, Jaune kicked, his son kicked. Jaune snore, Adrian snore. Jaune rub nose, baby rub nose. Father mutter in sleep, baby do it. Jazz watching it whispered into Jaune's ear, "Ghost." Jaune said,"Ghost." so baby said,"Ghost!" Jazz jumped covering her mouth in shock. The baby snuggled teething on his father's hoodie in sleep and let out a fart, right as his father farted. The lion and his cub.

To be continued.