Chapter Twenty-Nine:

The Siege of Mount Dead Web

One of the Internet Graveyard's incredibly breathtaking, and near-dangerous of locations, Mount Dead Web was one of the biggest mountains the universe had ever seen, and one had to practice caution when traversing the terrain as boulders could come rolling down at any given time.

However, this was where some memes called home in the Graveyard, and it was found on the way to Ugandayeel City.

And, according to a report, the Gravediggers of Chaos had set up shop in the area, and turned the mountain into a fortress. A handful of the memes residing in the mountain had sided with the GoC, either due to their dislike of SMG3 or for fear of persecution.

Either way, the Graveyard's leader had his sights set on taking the mountain in preparation for his grand attack on Ugandayeel City, hoping to cripple the enemy completely.

Following a successful offensive in Meme Coffin Valley, and after wiping out a third of the Gravediggers' forces in Burial Swamp before a rough, ruthless, and intense engagement in Yee Yee Canyon, the Allied forces were advancing towards Mount Dead Web with fierce resolve.

SMG3 rode atop a tank, holding his flag in a prideful manner, and he picked up his binoculars before staring at the slopes of Mount Dead Web, seeing the enemy cannons and machine gun nests at the ready.

The road leading to the mountain was heavily fortified, with barbed barricades, landmines, and snipers in combat position.

"Those gravediggers believe they're digging our grave at that mountain..." The former YouTube fame-chaser sneered, "...But they only dug their own grave. Let's hit 'em hard, lads! ALL GUNS OPEN FIRE!"

"Pave da wae!" A pair of Ugandan Knuckles memes intoned.

Fierce explosions shook the mountain ahead as Allied artillery opened fire. Missiles and bombs streaked through the air, with the cannons aimed right at the enemy positions, and their artillery placements.

Dust and gusts of flame flew everywhere as the Gravediggers' artillery exploded, machine gun nests were blasted to pieces, and soldiers scattered. Rifles and Tommys shrieked to life, and gunfire echoed over the mountaintops of Mount Dead Web.

Enemy gargoyle memes in full militant attire gasped their last as the bullets lanced through their vital organs, and their bodies tumbled down the slope where they'd set up their positions.

Allied tanks rolled forth, and dust flew as the treads grinded into the ground. A tank cannon moved up a little, with the operative aiming for an enemy machine gun bunker as a Troll-Face began loading up a pack of bullets.

BOOM!

Dirt, and rock flew in every direction, along with traces of mortar and stone while limbs were occasionally blasted off. Terrance popped out of the tank, and hopped onto SMG3's shoulder, taking in the view of war. The duo then climbed inside the battle vehicle, and a monkey meme squeezed the trigger as the next bullet was loaded into the tank's cannon.

The troops surged forward up the mountain, backed by the cover fire-providing artillery, shooting at the enemy, even as a pair of Big Chungus rabbit memes were struck down by sniper fire from an outpost that was still operational.

Rockets fired everywhere, with the allies shooting at the fortified slopes and the artillery posts near the peak of the mountain. Soldiers engaged in heavy combat, with a few Ugandan Knuckles soldiers ducking behind a rock to avoid machine gun fire, then they popped up to shoot at the uniformed Moblins among the enemy's ranks.

A huge war gorilla emerged from a nearby cave, summoned by the Gravediggers of Chaos, and hooted before rushing towards the Allies, with its eyes on the lead tank, which happened to have SMG3 in it.

"Oh ho..." The ex-YouTube villain jeered, "Hoot, hoot, motherf..."

KA BOOM!

Several tanks fired at the advancing war gorilla, and it went flying, shrieking and bleeding in several key areas of its body. The monkey rolled down the hill, and vanished from view, leaving the allies with one less enemy-related threat to be worried about.

"FOR SMG3!" Shrek Wazowski proclaimed, raising a machine gun high before shooting at several Scary Squidwards.

A couple landmines went off as a couple Oompa Loompa soldiers marched up the hill, with the troops walking right over them. The landmines that were active detonated beneath the Oompa Loompas' feet, sending them flying in a cloud of dust and fire as the blast decimated their legs while shrapnel pelted their bodies.

"GAH! OOMPA!" An Oompa Loompa cried, "OOMPA LOOMPA LEE DEE!"

"OOMPA LOOMPA DEE DOO!" Another exclaimed, "WE ARE IN PAIN!"

A sniper shot from a Gravedigger of Chaos creepypasta echidna soldier struck an Allied Hot Dog soldier in SMG3's forces in living wiener's heart, causing him to lose concentration and balance as enemy fire began pelting him.

"I'M HIT!" The hot dog cried.

"MEME DOWN!" An Ugandan Knuckles shrieked.

"WATCH OUT FOR THE GRENADE!" A Bike Frog screamed as the Gravediggers of Chaos threw a grenade at an Ugandan Knuckles.

The fighting between both factions was intensifying as SMG3's forces advanced, even as a couple soldiers slipped and tumbled down the mountain, with many of them being shot before they ever reached the bottom.

A confident SMG3 climbed on top of the tank, brandishing a machine gun he'd just borrowed from an Ugandan Knuckles, and the Mario-looking Internet Graveyard ruler went to town as he squeezed the trigger like mad.

RATATATATATATATATATATATATA!

Dust and sparks flew as the bullets pelted the machine gun nests, and enemy memes collapsed the moment they were shot. Rocks exploded, and rained everywhere, and smoke filled the air from the fires generated by the explosions.

SMG3 howled with glee, and threw a grenade at an Ugandan Knuckles wearing a spiked army hat. The grenade settled near the meme's feet, and the echidna gulped, "Oh, fu..."

KER BOOM!

"BOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" SMG3 proclaimed, and he began laughing a little.

Morshu weaved his way through the enemy fire, running up the slope of the mountain, with a bag of bombs in hand. He ducked under a rock near a turret nest, then he popped up, and surprised the trio of soldier cat memes manning the turrets. Morshu held up one of the explosives he had in his bag.

"Bombs?" He asked.

The Koridian chucked the bombs into the nest, and he ran as the explosives settled within an inch of the cat soldiers. The fuse was burning hot, and the bomb was turning red to indicate it was about to detonate. One look at the bomb, and the cats shrieked with fear.

"WHAT THE FU..."

BOOM!

Cat paws were flying, along with a couple singed whiskers. SMG3's forces saw the peak of the mountain ahead, and the Gravediggers of Chaos were on the ropes. The enemy had no tricks left, even with the desperate pincher movements they tried to pull as rogue memes wound up slipping and falling down the hill to their deaths below.

"WIPE 'EM OUT, BOYS!" SMG3 waved the skull flag with a maniacal grin, "WE'VE GOT THEM BEAT! AND THEY KNOW WHO THE TRUE LEADER OF THE INTERNET GRAVEYARD IS!"

The artillery fire intensified, and the Allied memes went into a shooting frenzy, wiping out GoC foot-soldiers and militants left and right.

The enemy's stronghold on Mount Dead Web's peak exploded in a storm of artillery fire, decimated past the breaking point, and the surviving enemy soldiers began laying down their weapons and surrendering in an effort to stay alive.

All they got was a firing squad.

Delight filled SMG3's heart as the fighting began to die down. He stood atop his tank, surrounded by his fans, friends, and soldiers, with Terrance on his shoulder as he nuzzled the meme lord's neck in a loving manner.

If one thing tasted great, it was a glorious military victory for the Internet Graveyard's Number One Celebrity, and a bitter defeat for the Gravediggers of Chaos...