A Cocktail called The Devil's Carnival
"Morningstar, what are you doing?" Dan asked the club owner with obvious confusion.
"Trying to keep Miss Lopez from hurting herself." Lucifer retorted. Hoisting the little scientist higher as she kicked at the air. "Whatever she drank has made her believe she's a leviathan."
Chloe, who had drunk the same new cocktail as Ella, actually giggled and said, "My boyfriend is huge!"
Lucifer had to stop the two women from sliding down the banister.
Normally, he would have seen no problem with it, but on that night both women wore dresses and no stockings, since they each had open toed shoes. And that meant that sliding down the railing of the massive staircase would have become very uncomfortable. He didn't want to risk either woman injuring herself.
"Exactly what did you ladies drink?" Even with his vast knowledge of cocktails, Lucifer could now recall one that would turn the consumer into a hyperactive toddler.
"Remember when you told the bartenders they were allowed to experiment and come up with some new craft signature cocktails for Lux?" Mazikeen reminded the club owner. "Well, somebody invented what they're calling the Devil's carnival. Whipped cream vodka, apple vodka, a large can of a cherry flavored energy drink, all poured over a tall glass filled with cotton candy and red taffy. It's being served with a bowl of kettle corn."
"That bloody cocktail has enough sugar in it to give an angel cavities." he looked up. "Oh bloody hell, Amenadiel!"
Everyone else laughed. The king of hell's brother was picking up a full glass while setting down an empty one.
"How many of those have you had?" Lucifer asked with irritation.
Amenadiel shrugged, " They're yummy. "
Lucifer looked up. "Is this my punishment for what I did with your miracle last night? You know she enjoyed every bit of it."
"Oh, that was fun!" Chloe said excitedly. "We should definitely do that again."
Lucifer's eyes turned from annoyed to affectionate as they moved to Chloe.
"Anything you desire, my love." He promised.
"What did he do?" Ella asked, very intrigued.
"He tied me to the bed, put peppermint oil on my nipples to make them hard and keep a cold sensation on them while he ran his tongue from my foot all of the way up to my pussy, licked my clit until I had an orgasm, then ran his tongue down my other leg, coming back up over a different area but still licking me and giving me an orgasm. I think he repeated it six times. Lucifer really likes my legs." Chloe announced.
"I love everything about you, my detective." Lucifer informed her. "But I will admit your legs are truly divine."
"Your hands always rub up and down my legs when we have sex." Chloe turned to Ella and added. "He always volunteers to give me a foot massage and always ends up massaging my whole legs."
"Well you do have nice legs." Ella observed.
"She has exquisite legs." Lucifer corrected.
Chloe smiled up at him with eyes full of love and adoration. "It's a lot of fun wrapping them around you. It nice to dig my heels into your ass when you fuck my pussy."
Lucifer laughed loudly as Dan nearly choked to death on his drink.
It seemed removing the verbal filter could be added to the new cocktail's list of side effects.
"With how much sugar this thing has. The hangover is going to be murder tomorrow." Maze pointed out. "I've promised Eve I would do all kinds of stuff to her, if she would drink a couple glasses of water."
"Chloe will choke if I give her an orgasm while she's drinking." Lucifer said with his eyes furrowed. He would want to risk Chloe injuring herself while he was trying to get her to take care of herself.
"That's why you promise to lick her clit after she drinks a glass of water." Maze said, as if it were the most obvious way of doing things. "And then you get her to drink another glass after."
Lucifer looked at his brother. "Amenadiel, could you drive Miss Lopez to her boyfriend and explain the situation to him? That is, if your angel abilities haven't been hindered by all of the sugar you've consumed."
"I'm fine, Lucy" Amenadiel rolled his eyes. "I'll get Ella to her boyfriend. You go take care of your miracle."
Lucifer did just that.
As the rest of the group dispersed, Dan looked at Charlotte, "I'm starting to worry about Girl's Night Out. You all might start needing to have a chaperone."
Charlotte patted her boyfriend's shoulder. "Don't be jealous baby that us girl's have more fun than you boys."
While he tried to get a glass of water down her, Dan made a note to ask Charlotte if she was having fun the next morning while she was recovering from her hangover.