(Wooo and here we go)This story takes place when James is 1 year old. However, this takes place on that horrible hill where his aunts, Spiker and Sponge, live. A spider had just finished weaving her web and was waiting for something to get stuck in it. Then, all of a sudden, she noticed something pink and worm-like wriggling her web. Curiously, she went over to see what it was.

Ms. Spider: What on earth is that?

Then, in a flash of light, the pink worm disappeared.

Ms. Spider: Huh? Where did it go?

At the same time that happened, a centipede was taking a walk. He heard something rustling in a pile of dead leaves. Mr. Centipede: Hello?The next thing he knew, something pink and worm-like jumped out at him, causing him to fall.

Mr. Centipede: What the heck was that?

After brushing himself off, Mr Centipede continued on his walk. Then he got caught in a spider web. While trying to get free, the spider came to see what she had caught. However, instead of eating the centipede, the spider just stared at him, and he stared at her.

Mr. Centipede: Look, lady, why don't ya just let me go.

Ms. Spider: Well...what if I don't?

Mr. Centipede: Com' on.

Ms. Spider: Alright then... but don't come back.

After that, Ms. Spider cut the web and Mr. Centipede was free.

Chapter 2

A few weeks later, Centipede came back to Ms. Spider's web to see if she was there.

Centipede: YOOOOHOOOOO SPIDER

Ms. Spider: Didn't I tell you not to come back.

Centipede: Well, yeah, but ya seems lonely.

Ms. Spider: I am not lonely. I just like being by myself.

Centipede: Well, how bout this I ya and tell ya what's with those old biddies and in return ya don't eat me.

Ms. Spider: And I would want that because...?

Centipede: I could tell ya if they come over here.

Ms. Spider thought for a moment.

Spider's thoughts: Well, it would be nice to know if Spiker and Sponge were coming...plus he is rather attractive...

Ms. Spider: Fine.

Centipede: WOOOOHOOOOOOOO

Spider's thoughts: *sighs* je vais le regretter (I'm going to regret this).

Soon after some time, the Spider and the Centipede became friends and then lovers. One rainy Thursday evening, Centipede came over to talk to Ms. Spider, like always, but when he was getting ready to leave, she spoke up.

Ms. Spider: Where are you going?

Centipede: Well, I'm leaving, but don't worry, I'll come back in the morning.

Ms. Spider: Non, you can stay here for the night.

Centipede: *Blushes* Really?

Ms. Spider: *Blushes* Oui, I don't want you getting stuck in the rain.

Centipede: So there's no other reason ya want me to stay Angel Fangs?

Ms. Spider: Well...

Spider's thoughts: Lui tu l'aimes (Tell him you love him)

Ms. Spider: I...I love you, Centipede.

Centipede: *Blushes hard* Oh well...I love ya too, Angel Fangs.

At that moment, Centipede moved closer to Ms. Spider. Soon, their lips were only inches away from the others.

Centipede: * Kisses Ms. Spider *

Ms. Spider: *Kisses Centipede back *

Spider's thoughts: Oh mon Dieu ( Oh my God).

Ms. Spider: C-Centipede...

Centipede: Yeah?

Ms. Spider: I...was rather lonely before we met.

Centipede: I knew it.

Ms. Spider: Oh, stop.

Centipede: Don't worry, ya won't be lonely anymore, Angel Fangs. *Grins mistivously*

Ms. Spider: I hope not.

Centipede: How do you say "my love" in french?

Ms. Spider: Mon amour...why

Centipede: Well, I'm gonna need you to start screaming that for me.

Then, the couple continued loving each other until the early hours of the morning. Soon, Ms. Spider woke up and began stretching with Centipede's shirt on when she realized something.

Spider's thoughts: Qu'est ce que je vais faire? Qu'est ce que je vais faire? Qu'est ce que je vais faire (What am I going to dox3)

A few minutes later, Centipede awoke and saw Ms. Spider in one of the corners of her web and went over to see her. Once he got there, he wrapped Ms. Spider in his many arms.

Centipede: Can I have my shirt back?

Ms. Spider: Umm...well, I need to tell you something.

Centipede: What?

Ms. Spider: Well... umm...I laid an egg...

Centipede: That's ni- WAIT WHAT!

Ms. Spider: Stop yelling!

Centipede: I'm sorry...it's just...how

Ms. Spider: I DON'T KNOW!

Centipede: Calm down Angel Fangs.

Ms. Spider: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN CENTIPEDE WERE HAVING A BABY SOON.

Centipede: I CAN FREAKING SEE THAT!

Ms. Spider: *Tearing up* Do you even want it?

Centipede: ...What...O-of course I want it I've always wanted to be a dad.

Ms. Spider: Really?

Centipede: Really *Kisses Ms. Spider's forehead *

Ms. Spider: I love you, Centipede.

Centipede: I love ya too, Angel Fangs. And don't worry, we'll get through this together.

Chapter 3

Soon, the couple was waiting for the arrival of their little one. Ms. Spider would weave her web and use it to catch food, and Centipede would stare at the egg, waiting impatiently for his child to be born.

Centipede: So how long does this take again?

Ms. Spider: 2 - 3 weeks.

Centipede: And how long has it been?

Ms. Spider: 4 days, not even a week, has gone by.

Centipede: *Sighs * I know I'm just so excited to be a dad.

Ms. Spider: *Giggles * Have you been thinking of a name.

Centipede: Yeah, I'm thinking Centipede Junior.

Ms. Spider: (playfully) Absolutely not.

Centipede: Well, what did you have in mind?

Ms. Spider: Elise, it means "God's promise."

Centipede: Aww, that's cute. How bout Giselle?

Ms. Spider: That's my name.

Centipede: So if it's a girl, she'll be as pretty as her mother.

Ms. Spider: Aww, I love you, Mon amour.

Centipede: And I love ya too, Angel Fangs.

Then, all of a sudden, there was a cracking sound, and the egg was shaking.

Centipede: Spidy, it's hatching.

A little spider came out of the egg. She had horns like her father only smaller, her left eye was yellow like her mother's and her right eye was blue like her father's. However, her right looked like her mother's (Ya know how Ms. Spider's eyes look think of that but with only one eye instead of two) and her skin was tan like her father's but had a few white splotches on it including a large one over her left eye, on her left ear, and on her hands. Then the baby spider was out of her egg she looked up at her parents who were crying tears of joy.

Centipede: Our little girl, She's perfect.

Ms. Spider: Bonjour ma petite fille (Hello my little girl)

Centipede: So what are we gonna name her Giselle or Elise?

Ms. Spider: How about Archnia?

Centipede: Where'd ya get that from?

Ms. Spider: I don't know I just came up with it.

Centipede: I like that. How bout her middle name be Angel Fangs after ya.

Ms. Spider: Well then that settles it Archnia Angel Fangs CentiSpider.

Centipede: Where'd ya get that from?

Ms. Spider: I don't know I just came up with it.

Ms. Spider: She's perfect.

Centipede: Well she's our daughter.

Ms. Spider: *Giggling * I love you Centipede.

Centipede: I love ya too Angel Fangs.

Ms. Spider: *Looks at Archnia * And we love you my dear.

Centipede: *Kisses Ms. Spider's *

Ms. Spider: *Kisses Centipede back *

Centipede: Where'd ya get that from?

Ms. Spider: I don't know I just came up with it.

6 years later

Archnia: So that's how ya and Daddy met and how I was born?

Ms. Spider: Oui ma chere ( Yes my dear)

Archnia: That's ni- what why did Daddy want ya to start screaming Mon amour (My love) for him ?

Ms. Spider: *Blushes hard * Umm...well...oh would you look at the time Momma has to get going.

Archnia: But ya never answered my question and how did ya lay my egg?

Ms.Spider: Ask your father.