Frasier stops Honey Snow after a book signing to try and get ahold of her, to apologize which she accepts and leaves, and of course doesn't initially believe him when he says he's realizing the benefits of her style of writing and it continues as follows..
"it's like this, when a person is subject to trauma, it takes effort, time, dedication when the strong, SACCARINE, sweet as honey nature of it, is designed to power through all those defenses, yes?"
"..so you finally understand?"
"Yes, I-I think so, it fascinates me that, that is the idea and your intention, what you were going for, Miss Snow"
"it was, when overall I've only wanted to make people feel good, make people happy since, you may already know the reason why, especially with you and your radio show and your overall practice"
"yes, I'm, I'm familiar with that"
"you see now, as a cliche would go that we're not so different, we just approach things differently, you go for a more 'realistic' approach while it still being akin to a drive thru, let's face it while I lean more into the 'radical' approach"
"well.."
"be careful with what you're about to say or I'm leaving and am not going to look back no matter how loud you call my name, Dr. Crane"
"I, I think amidst its.. hear me out.. over the top children's book-esque nature, I imagine people might need that as it would tap into it's inner child in a way, hence how you have such a way with these people who read it"
"much to your surprise"
"which I am no longer, or at least not as much as I was before, I hope we can at least be fr-"
"would it be better if I just took you to my house right now and get it over with, finish what we started and move on?" "but that wouldn't feel that great to just come over and-"
"then what are you really going for here? a man.. a *person* as smart as you are could've come up with this with your imagination and you just might now mean any of this because I'm a blonde with big breasts and an ass that won't quit-"
"which helps, doesn't it? because otherwise people wouldn't even want to listen to you, OR SO YOU FEAR!"
"nice save"
"but I'm right.. right? it helps, yes?"
"yes, it does, but you know these tits and this whole blonde bombshell thing I got going on isn't just to be a flame to a swarm of moths, this look is for me *too*"
"well, with it being your everyday look-"
"watch it"
"I was only going to say that it would make sense that you would like it so much and be this comfortable looking the way that you do"
"yes, and yes, I did not always look this way, you can put it all together from there"
"how often did they pick on you?"
"..too often"
"and I bet you realized later that it wasn't you they had a problem with-"
"it was them and their self-doubt manifested into misplaced anger, jealousy and malice, I figured it out all on my own and I wish to not ever have anyone feel that way ever again"
"not even you"
"yes, this is fun but what IS your end goal, Dr. Crane? I have a feeling you DO want to finish what we started just.. differently than expected, yes?"
"yes, I'd say so, Honey"
":) we can go someplace, I have a few minutes, just.. don't stare at my breasts for too long.."
"you have a nice face to stare at too"
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"Mm.. that's very good wine.. but yes, knowing how hard it would be to even be taken seriously, me looking this way.. I just kind of leaned into what they expected almost as a joke but then.. yeah.."
"men, including me often forget the privilege of being able to approach things less tactfully, more straight-forward, with said option not often being there for the fairer sex.. something that you knew when.."
"yes, so does it change you and how you see me? does it scare you?"
"well, people will fear what they do not understand and.. me who has studied the human body, particularly its link to the human brain, ^_^, and how there are those although assigned one particular sex at birth due to complications during the birthing process while in the womb, a misalignment such as the one you were born with, you felt the need, if not just SIMPLY NEEDED to correct, as much as it continues to take me aback, it's a process just the same"
"I bet you're wondering how I looked"
"oh.. like.. maybe Niles.."
*she laughs and then both of them do* ..
"you're not wrong, I was essentially your brother but with extreme discomfort in the body and attraction to men"
"well.. make no mistake, my brother does have his fair share of physical insecurities as much as he values his male appendage, and if he were also attracted to the less fairer sex, I would love him as my brother just the same :)"
"as your brother?"
*they both laugh again*
"ok, I'm full, I'm ready to go, we should ask for the check, I'm happy just to cuddle or even just sleep in the same bed since you're reaction to me being a 'tranny' is better than what most gave me, Frasier Crane"
"well, I'd be much obliged.. Honey Snow.."
"Honey Snow's not my real name"
"well.."
"I need to keep myself safe, I won't tell you my last name just yet but the name on my government ID is.. Marina ~*"
"Marina.. like the ocean.. much like your ever-large ocean of passion and loving emotions.."
"yes :) .. I'm not naming our son, Ichabod, btw Frasier"
" *laughs* 'Honey Crane' would sound better anyway.."
*they both laugh*
and they all lived happily ever after.. I can't say that with a straight face but god is that such a hilarious and awesome way of going about it, if it went down like that!
XD!