Author's Note: Hellooo! I wanted to let you guys know that I will be on vacation for a week; therefore, I will be inactive during then. :( But I will be back!!
Enjoy the chapter friends!
"Hola amigos!" Joy greeted the emotions.
"Great, another lame introduction," Ennui rolled her eyes.
"Did more questions come in?" Envy asked.
"You guessed it!" Joy smiled.
"Do I have to dress as Anxiety this time?" Disgust scoffed.
"Hopefully not!" Joy giggled. "Let's get started! Who wants to go first?"
"Ooh, me! Me! Me!" Envy called out.
Joy looked for a question for the tiny emotion. "Alrighty Envy. Would you rather be a monkey or a jellyfish?"
"Hmm..." Envy thought. "Probably a monkey! It would be cool to climb up trees and have long arms!" Envy got the next card. "Joy, what are your thoughts on Shrek?"
"I love Shrek!" Joy laughed. "Always makes Riley laugh! Especially the adult jokes!" She took a deep breath, as if about to sing.
"Don't you dare start singing All Star..." Anger groaned.
"Ok, ok..." Joy sighed. "Ooh, Ennui! You have a dare!"
"Lovely," Ennui said sarcastically.
"You have to let Envy braid your hair however she wants!" Joy said.
"Oh my gosh, yay!" Envy cheered. "I'm gonna make you look fabulous, girlfriend!"
"Looks don't get you far in life," Ennui sighed.
Envy began braiding Ennui's hair as the bored emotion grabbed a card. "Fear, would you rather live with the Other Mother from Coraline or Smiler from The Emoji Movie?"
"Ok, two villains that tried to actually kill the protagonist," Fear said. "But I'll choose Smiler by a landslide! I don't want to have buttons sewn into my eyes and then get eaten alive!" Fear shivered by thinking about the Other Mother. "Anger, who is your favorite among the other emotions and why?"
"Although every one of you guys drive me nuts, I gotta go with the boss, Joy," Anger grinned.
"Thanks, Anger!" Joy beamed.
The block emotion nodded. "Embarrassment, what's your biggest phobia?"
"Public speaking," the pink emotion said. "Or interviews."
"Totally agree with you there," Anxiety shivered.
"Anxiety," Embarrassment read. "what do you do to manage your anxiety?"
"Honestly," the orange emotion answered. "I'm not sure how I manage it. One moment, I'm overthinking and panicking. Next thing, I'm completely chill. I even overthink on how I'm even calm or why. And that obviously causes me to not be calm." She started breathing heavily.
"Hey hey hey! Deep breaths!" Joy said, taking deep breaths for Anxiety to follow.
When she calmed herself, Anxiety grabbed the next card. "Disgust, what's a movie that grossed you out?"
"Because it was mentioned before, Shrek," Disgust said. "Imagine passing gas to where it kills fish. And take baths in mud." The green emotion gagged. "Sadness, what were you thinking when you stole Ennui's phone?"
"I was surprised I got away with it for a moment," Sadness said. "Especially because Ennui is constantly on it."
"The one time I get off of it..." Ennui sighed.
"For all of us," Sadness read. "What's our favorite month?"
"June or July because of summer!" Joy said.
"September or October is not too hot and not too cold," Disgust said.
"October also has Halloween!" Anger said, doing an evil laugh, spooking Fear and Anxiety.
"March is spring and that's when nature turns pretty!" Envy beamed.
"May because that's when school is done!" Fear said.
"August because that's when we have to start school again..." Sadness sighed.
"I'll have to agree with Sadness," Ennui said.
"I guess I'll go with June because we don't have to worry about school work," Anxiety said.
"December," Embarrassment said. "I like Christmas."
"Great!" Joy smiled. She got a card. She read it out and started laughing. "Anger, you have an interesting dare."
"Do I have to dress up as beanpole?" Anger groaned.
"Nope, even worse," Joy smirked. "You have to sit on Disgust's lap!"
"WHAT?!?!" Anger and Disgust screamed in unison.
"Oh boy..." Fear said, trying not to laugh.
"Are you kidding me?!" Disgust yelled. "First Envy, now him?!?"
"Make the fans proud, angry boy!" Joy said.
"OVER MY DEAD BODY!" Anger shouted. "There's is no way I'm sitting on anyone's lap, especially a woman's!"
"Will there be one time that I'm not mentally tortured?" Disgust cried.
"Just do it and get it over with!" Joy sighed.
"MAKE ME!" Anger shouted. "I mean, look at her! I may be short, but she's actually small. Her legs will kill her if I sit on them!"
"Aww, does Anger actually care about Disgust?" Envy squealed.
"OH SHUT UP!" Anger shouted. All of a sudden, the red emotion was picked up by Embarrassment and placed gently on Disgust's lap.
"Oww!" Disgust cried. "Your fat ass is hurting me!"
"Deal with it," Anger scoffed. He was handed a card. "Anxiety, would you rather play basketball or baseball?"
"Both can go very, very wrong," Anxiety said. "At least you have more safety gear in baseball, so I'll go with that!"
"What about if you're up to bat and you have 3 balls and 2 strikes? How would that make you feel?" Sadness asked.
"Sadness, you're gonna make her overthink again," Joy said.
"I-I'd just swing it out and hope for the best," the orange emotion said. "Envy, what Pokémon type would you want to be?"
"Fairy would be awesome!" Envy said. "Disgust, what are your thoughts on the TV show Velma?"
"Thankfully...umph...I haven't seen it," Disgust answered. "Can this Brickhead get off of me now?!"
"Very well then," Joy shrugged.
Anger quickly hopped off Disgust, as she wiggled her legs to make them better from being squished by Anger.
"Anyway," the green emotion continued. "I haven't seen it, but I've heard gross things about it." She shrugged. "Joy, Train45 is back."
"Hey buddy!" Joy waved excitedly. "Do I get to do another prank on someone?!"
"Nope," Disgust smirked. "They asked you to marry them."
Joy's face dropped. Everyone started laughing, even Sadness did a little giggle.
"Really?" Joy said in annoyance. "They're a human being. I'm an emotion. I don't think we can get married. At all. Not that I even want to."
"Since when did you become so miserable?" Ennui smirked.
"I'm not! I'll be the happiest on Riley's wedding day!" Joy smiled. "I'm just not interested in being married. Thanks though, Train45!" Joy blew a kiss. "I hope that makes up for it!" She grabbed a card. "Ennui, this fan got you a phone case!"
Ennui examined the case. "Not what I was expecting, but I could make good use to this." She grinned. "Fear, if you could kiss one emotion in this circle, who would it be?"
"N-Nobody!" Fear yelped. "I'm too scared to kiss!"
"You gotta pick one beanpole," Anger smirked.
"Well then, how would you feel if I picked you?" Fear clapped back.
Anger growled and grabbed the beanpole by the tie. "Don't you even think about it," the short emotion threatened.
Fear gulped and nodded, as Anger let him go. "U-Uh...I guess because she would feel the same way as me...about kissing, I would go with A-Anxiety."
"What?!" Anxiety said, startled. "Me?!"
"I had to pick someone, ok?!" Fear said. "Sadness, what's your secret guilty pleasure?"
"The funny movie where the dog dies," Sadness answered. "It's so sad, yet it's also funny to me..."
All of a sudden, the Mind World turned into day, meaning Riley woke up.
"Oh, Riley's awake!" Joy said. "One more question, guys!" Joy gave the last card to Sadness.
"For everyone, what are your thoughts on the Tripledent Gum commercial?" Sadness read.
"I'd rather hear Baby Shark for 2 hours than have to hear that stupid commercial," Anger groaned.
"Ok, that's a bit excessive," Joy giggled at Anger. "It was catchy at first but now it drives me nuts."
"Riley would be having a relaxing day then suddenly the tune pops up," Anxiety groaned. "They gotta warn us first!"
"We should actually try the gum!" Envy said. "Maybe it actually gets rid of bad breath!"
"No way," Ennui snorted. "That'll only profit them to do more jingles."
"Now you're talking," Anger said.
A memory suddenly popped into HQ and sure enough, it was Tripledent Gum. Riley was heard mumbling the song as she got out of bed.
"WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?!" Anger screamed, fire erupting from his head.