Pit tried his best to comfort Palutena, who was filled with pungent flatus. Palutena was embarrassed, not expecting to be farting at all since she could feel her massive methane maker causing her grumbling stomach to concoct enough gas to make her rump rumble.
"Lady Palutena, I don't mean to be a pest," Pit stated as he rubbed the back of his head, "But did you have a buffet last night before sleeping with me?"
Palutena blushed in embarrassment for she continued to hold down her dress after feeling it flap in the air from another tuba toot. "Well, you know me. Being a goddess gives me a huge appetite. I simply couldn't resist eating all that food, it was so delicious that I had to eat it..."
Pit chuckled and he patted his growling stomach several times. "Yeah, I know that feel Lady. It's just shocking that even all powerful beings like you can rip one! It boggles my mind!"
Palutena rolled her eyes and she shook her head. "Well Pit, it seems like not even my heavenly stature is protected from the power of flatulence... I just hope it doesn't affect Skyland..."
Pit scoffed, waving his right hand as he shook his head. "Please, lady! I'm sure your farts can't be all that powerful, right?"
Just as Pit finished his sentence, Palutena farted loudly again, which caused several stone columns to collapse. Pit and Palutena both ran out as the entire temple collapsed on itself. Palutena groaned and placed both of her hands on her face.
"Sweet eggplants! My fart smashed up the entire temple!" Palutena exclaimed in horror, her eyes widened.
Pit coughed as he decided to make a corny joke. "Well, sure it looks like it went through a melee, but hey, at least the result wasn't a brawl!"
Palutena glared at Pit. "You really like jumping onto the puns and references at every moment, don't ya?"
Pit sheepishly smiled as he shrugged. "Well, I guess the temple was too slow! I guess it must recover!"
Palutena's fart was deep pitched, much to Palutena's displeasure. "I sure hope Skyworld has new undergarments... at the rate I'm farting, I'm gonna be baking brownies..."
Pit giggled like a young school girl. "Baking brownies, ha ha ha! Well, your butt is like a oven... it's pretty hot!"
Palutena grabbed Pit and stuffed him into her butt, letting out a nasty loud and foul smelling fart in his face, to punish him for the terrible joke. Pit screamed in horror as he flailed his arms about, Palutena pulling him out of her butt fifteen seconds later, a look of devastation on the angel's face.
"I'm sorry, Lady Palutena..." Pit mumbled as he could barely stand up, his face green from being forced to smell the putrid odor, "I guess I'll hold in whatever jokes I have..." He then fainted, his left leg twitching.
Palutena smiled, folded her arms with confidence for she let out another bassy blast of ass gas. "Thanks for being considerate, Pit."