Palutena was still outside of the temple, rubbing her stomach with her right hand as she tried to hold in her powerful gas. She was sitting down, looking down at the white puffy clouds that surrounded the temple. Pit returned to the scene after having cleansed himself.

"Well, I guess I should lay off the puns, huh?" Pit remarked, sheepishly rubbing the back of his head.

Palutena nodded, closing her eyes briefly. "You should. They're starting to stink."

Pit chuckled a bit, pointing at Palutena. "Heh. Yeah, just like your big butt."

Palutena farted loudly, the gas sounding wet as she turned to Pit, glaring at him. "Do I have to fart on you again?"

Pit whimpered, waving his hands in defense. "No, no. It's all right... just don't gas me again... please..." He trembled as he closed his eyes.

"Bahahaha! What is this?" A loud, hammy male voice shouted from down below.

Pit placed his right hand on his forehead. "Oh boy, I know that laugh anywhere..."

It was then that the Eggplant Wizard popped up, standing on the tallest puffy cloud below the temple. Palutena farted again, being as ripe as a tuba as Eggplant Wizard heard it, causing him to laugh even more.

"A gassy goddess? My, we can't have that now, can we?" Eggplant Wizard taunted as he pointed at Palutena with his staff.

Pit growled, shaking his left arm at Eggplant Wizard. "Buzz off, Eggplant Wizard! Just seeing you makes me nauseous!"

"Love you too, angel boy." Eggplant Wizard taunted, blowing a kiss towards him. He then focused his attention on Palutena. "Anyway, how about we play a little game, Palutena? Just you and me!"

"I don't have time for games, E. W. I'm a goddess." Palutena remarked, folding her arms.

Eggplant Wizard narrowed his eyes, slyly smirking. "Sure, it sure is important being a lazy piece of crap all day."

Palutena stood up, another ripe fart emerging from her enormous rear end. "Are you challenging me, puny vegetable?"

"I'm not challenging you butt face..." Eggplant Wizard retorted with a smirk for then he turned around, smacking his butt at Palutena. "...I'm forcing you!"

Palutena growled, turning to Pit upon lifting her leg to release a thunderous toot. "Pit, you go and distract his army! I'll handle this weirdo."

Pit cheered as he pumped his fists. "Great! You'll use your staff?"

Palutena farted again, going from ripe to wet in ten seconds. She glanced at her butt, smirking. "Why would I need my staff when I got my butt?"

Pit's enthusiastic smile turned into a frown, resulting to him shuddering in disgust. "Oh... ewww..."

"Shut up and go take care of those eggplants, Pit!" Palutena shouted, clapping her hands twice while she had her burping butt cheeks clap with every poot she mustered.

"Okay, okay!" Pit remarked as he jumped down from the temple, attacking the Eggplant Wizard's incoming forces.

Palutena cracked her hands, spanking her smelly fat butt, which made her let out a tuba-like blast of gas. "All right, Eggy, you want a battle? You got one."

And yes it was going to get very stinky as you could likely tell.