Palutena and the Eggplant Wizard were ready to dance. The Eggplant Wizard jumped onto the same platform as Palutena, so now they were both on equal grounds.
"I'm gonna take your temple, and rename Sky World into Eggplant land!" Eggplant Wizard exclaimed as he flailed his arms about, laughing crazily.
Palutena placed her hands on her hips. "Like that'll happen, egg for brains!"
Eggplant Wizard growled, zapping some purple lightning from his staff. "Away with you, goddess!"
Palutena turned around, aiming her butt forward as she farted loudly, the smelly green gas propelling the lightning back.
Eggplant Wizard gawked, stumbling backwards. "What? Your farts actually help you?"
Palutena smirked. "It pays being a gassy giant."
Eggplant Wizard growled as he stomped his left foot, zapping fifteenn more purple lightning bolts.
Palutena farted loud and proud, the strong smelling green gas repelling the lightning bolts like they were tennis balls. Eggplant Wizard dropped his jaw in disbelief, able to withstand the horrid stench.
"Ugh! This is no fun!" Eggplant Wizard exclaimed as he tossed his staff on the ground, pointing at Palutena. "What's the point of using magic when you're using your own body?"
Palutena giggled as she winked, letting out a cute little poot. "It pays to have too much gas inside the jeans."
Eggplant Wizard slapped his forehead. "Jeans don't even exist in this time period!"
Just then, much to the surprise of both Palutena and Eggplant Wizard, a furious Viridi appeared, stomping towards Palutena. Palutena stood back up, gulping nervously as she let out a wet fart, with Viridi marching right towards Palutena, face to face.
"We need to have a talk right now, Ms. Pollution!" Viridi exclaimed angrily as she shook her arms with anger.
Palutena gulped as she stumbled back. "N-now now, Viridi... I didn't mean to stink up the skies..."
Eggplant Wizard laughed as he pulled out a pink lawn chair out of nowhere and sat down, pulling out a hot, yellow colored bucket of popcorn. "Oh ho ho, This should be good!"