Viridi was torturing Palutena with her rotten, tuba like farts, with Palutena farting in fright as Pit and the Eggplant Wizard watched from the sidelines. As the gassy goddesses kept polluting the planet with their awful farts that stunk worse than the most horrendous sulfuric scents, Pit and the Eggplant Wizard had a bit of banter with each other.
"How do you like that bitch!?" Viridi snapped in such an undignified rage for she kept on farting on Palutena. "Doesn't feel so good does it!? You see what happens when you mess with me!?"
"All right... you can stop...!" Palutena screamed in response while continuing to fart, although it was muffled due to her being inside Viridi's farting butt. "I smelled your point! You don't have to make a big stink about it!"
"...So, are you doing anything later?" Pit asked, rubbing the back of his head.
Eggplant Wizard rubbed his chin with his left hand, holding his staff in his right hand. "Well, today I was plotting on taking Sky World from you. And tomorrow, if I took over, I was going to plant eggplants everywhere..."
Pit looked at the Eggplant Wizard oddly. "That's it? You just want to turn this place into an eggplant garden?"
The Eggplant Wizard shrugged. "It's hard being original when you only exist just to be placed on a side." He sighed as he shook his head. "And let's face it, everything is cliche nowadays. You get used to it."
Pit sighed and simply wrapped his arms around the back of his head, focusing back on the farting goddesses. "Well I guess you got a good point."
"This story is stupid." Dry Bowser said while he flew by while holding onto a couple of red balloons.
"What are you doing here?" Pit and the Eggplant Wizard simultaneously asked in genuine shock.
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes, pointing at the balloons he was holding. "I'm just making a very brief cameo."