Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

10. Chapter 10

"I definitely am beating you easy!" Palutena teased above her bassy booming butt blasts that echoed throughout the entire sky. "You might as well just quit now!"

"Please; like I would be defeated by your smelly ass!" Viridi taunted for her thunderous farts were causing quite the stink themself. "I might be smaller but my rear has plenty of rumbling going on in it! You wish you had enough of a roaring rump to compete Pale Tuna!"

Palutena and Viridi continued stinking up the planet and the skies with their raunchy farts as Pit and the Eggplant Wizard were both still watching, getting bored of their minds as they contemplated whether or not to fight each other. Suddenly, the God Of Death, Thanatos, popped up, laughing boastfully as he slapped his belly several times.

"Ha haw! Fear me, mortal fools!" Thanatos exclaimed in such a pompous manner for he laughed heartily, "I, the great Thanatos, has finally made his gloriously grand entrance!" He then turned to his right to see the farting goddesses, then to his left to see the bored Pit and Eggplant Wizard. He placed his hands on his hips, tilting his head to the right. "What, is my beautiful epic presence too good for ya?"

Pit sighed as he rolled his right hand. "It's not that, Thanatos. It's just that..." He pointed at the farting Palutena and farting Viridi. "Lady Palutena has been pretty gassy, and Viridi has been torturing her with her own farts."

"Basically, it's a farting version of Clash Of The Titans." Eggplant Wizard added on since he folded his arms together.

Thanatos laughed for he was so pleased by this turnabout that he clapped his hands together. "That sounds fun! I shall watch with you guys!" He then sat down next to the Eggplant Wizard, on his right side. "So, who wants to crack jokes?"

"I want to crack a window, that's what I wanna do." Pit commented because he frantically waved his right hand, trying to get the awful flatulent smell away from him as much as possible.

"Get used to it kid." Palutena teased upon lifting up her leg to shake the entire area with her goddess gas. "I'm pumped full of farts and I'm not gonna stop until my brownie bakery decides to stop cooking!"