"So, the author called in," The Eggplant Wizard reaffirmed as he moved his staff up and down. "He said that we had to do one more chapter."
Everyone gasped as Palutena farted a loud bassy poot again, giving herself a brown stain much to her embarrassment.
"Another chapter of this crap?" Pit exclaimed as he slapped his hands on his head. "But why? I thought he cut the cheese on this story!"
"Kid, don't you friggin' start." Thanatos growled as he folded his arms. "I know it's April Fool's Day, but we could go without your smelly puns."
"And speaking of which..." Viridi growled as she glared at Palutena. "Looks like I'm going to have to make you suffer even more, Paletuna!"
Palutena screamed as she farted loudly in deep pitch with her hands on her face, then oddly staring at Viridi. "Wait, did you call me Paletuna?"
Viridi farted as she rubbed the back of her head with her right hand. "Look, sometimes I get my words mixed up..."
Eggplant Wizard sighed as he pinched his eyes closed. "This story stinks." He muttered quietly to himself.
"Not as much as this botch is when I'm done with her." Palutena said with a devilish smirk on her stinky mischievous face as she rammed Viridi right into her rotten eggy butt, exploding a buffet of raw sewage like methane out into the goddess of nature's face. "Doesn't seem so well on the receiving end, does it?"
"S-stop, I can't breathe you pig!" Viridi cried out as tears were forming in her eyes as she couldn't stand the powerful sulfur like fumes she was forced to sniff out of Palutena's gassy chamber, with the boys watching in dismay as they didn't know what to make of this arousing scene.
"She's gonna shit her self, isn't she." Eggplant Wizard muttered as he tapped his staff in disapproval.
"N-no, she wouldn't do that!" Pit snapped as he felt ashamed in himself for being incredibly turned on by this flatulent mess.
Thanatos laughed as he patted his stomach. "Well let's be frank, her status is pretty shitty to begin with, hoho!"