"...So was there any reason why this story got updated?" Thanatos commented as he yawned loudly.

The Eggplant Wizard scratched his chin with his left hand. "Honestly, no. I think the author's just toying with us."

"For crying out loud, it's not even April Fools!" Pit exclaimed as he stood up, being more annoyed than he usually is. "Why does he like doing crap like this?"

"Something smells fishy around here." A male voice pitched in, confusing everyone.

Several seconds later, it was then that a humungous Hades popped up behind the three guys, spooking them and giving a fright to Palutena and Viridi, who both farted loudly in unison, as they all looked up to see Hades smiling down at them.

"Anyway, to answer your question, Pitty Poo, it's because he ran out of material and he didn't put me in the fanfic," Hades laughed as he then turned his head to Palutena. "And I must say... for all your stink, you're much hotter when you fart."

"Well, I never!" Palutena exclaimed as she folded her arms, feeling her stomach grumble louder than it usually did.

Viridi whimpered as she placed her hands on her face. "Oh no... she's going to explode!"

"Great Scott!" Pit and Thanatos exclaimed in unison as they both gasped.

"Is that a good thing?" Eggplant Wizard asked as he tilted his head to the right.

"No, it's not." Hades sighed as he placed his left hand on his face.

"Well, this is heavy." Eggplant Wizard admitted as he shrugged.

"Make like a tree and get outta here!" Thanatos exclaimed as he screamed, running around while flailing his arms.

Everyone panicked as Palutena farted out her strongest burst of flatulence, the brassy deep pitched poot shaking the very foundation of the universe as everything disappeared, leaving only Palutena and Pit in the dark, empty void.

"Well, Lady Palutena, you did it." Pit grumbled as he glared at Palutena, folding his arms. "You really fucking did it now."

Palutena glared at Pit as she moved her hands about. "It's not my fault that I really had to let all this bad gas out of my body!" She then scolded Pit as she wagged her left index finger at him. "Besides, you should have been more supportive of me and helped out in my moment of crisis!"

Pit scoffed as he rolled his eyes, placing his hands on his hip. "Yeah, sure. Like what help could I be to stop you from farting?"

Palutena then grabbed Pit, stuffing him in her butt as she farted again, only this time she was using Pit as a butt plug. Pit screamed as he was forced to feel Palutena's farts, with Palutena giggling as she found a somewhat convenient means to stop her gassy predicament.

THE END

"I wasn't in the story at all!" Medusa growled in annoyance as she shook her fists. "Of all the insults! I'm calling Ray Harryhausen!"