Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

15. Chapter 15

Lady Palutena was relaxing on her flatulent butt at her fixed up temple, which required the work of many Centurions, who passed away from smelling Palutena's stinky rancid ass gas. Dark Pit appeared, his arms typically crossed since he approached Palutena for somehow he wasn't being affected by the pungent stink that could make plants wilt from coming into contact with.

"So, you got confirmed for Smash Bros, I see." Dark Pit remarked as he had a smirk on his face, rolling his right hand around. "How does it feel?"

Palutena responded with a bassy tuba fart that vibrated her butt cheeks quite violently, which was enough to make her question how powerful her massive methane maker could be since it prompted her to close her eyes and think for a smelly spell. "To be frank, I feel even gassier than I previously did. The worst part is that I don't know if it's good or bad."

"Well, you best try your best to hold in your farts." Dark Pit suggested as he approached Palutena. "Because I heard that the other goddesses have been starting to feel gassy, too."

Palutena sighed in annoyance because she placed her right hand on her forehead. "Great... just what I need, more flatulent antics."

"...By the way, where is that loser Pit?" Dark Pit asked upon which he eyed Palutena closely.

A rumble in Palutena's stomach followed by a brassy poot made Palutena smirk as she eyed Dark Pit. "Oh, I sent him on a 'special mission' to help me out."

Upon noticing the way Palutena said those words, Dark Pit backed away for his eyes widened, not really wanting to know what Palutena had in mind since the gassy Goddess of Light decided to continue with her ass ripping; so much so that a particular letter with a message plasted on 1 of the temple's pillars came flying off and into the reeking air surrounding the Skyworld.

Author's Note: Yes, I noticed the huge amount of new people reading this. That's why I updated. That, and I finally found more material for this.

"My that doesn't really sound like a good reason" The violet colored middle head of the purple three-headed serpent neck dragon Hewdraw

"I concur; that does sound rather lame." The right blue Hydra like head murmured upon taking the time to think.

"Why are we here again?" The red left head spoke to the point that all three of the dragon heads began arguing with each other as a result.