Lady Palutena and Amazon Pandora were both at Pandora's tower, looking down at the chaotic, dark blue sky below as they noticed all the lightning illuminating amongst the spooky tower.
"I'm so much prettier than you." Amazon Pandora boasted as she had her arms folded together. "It's not even a contest."
Palutena looked a bit confused as she turned her head to Amazon Pandora. "Huh? That's funny, because you appear to be the opposite!" She remarked, her arms wrapped around the back of her head.
Amazon Pandora growled as she clenched her fists, gritting her teeth at Palutena. "At least I'm not a bloated gas bag!"
"At least I can produce music with my butt!" Palutena responded as she released a high pitched, squeaky fart that got more deeper pitched as it then sounded like a trombone, with Palutena farting even the 'womp womp womp wah' tune to spite Amazon Pandora.
"Is that so?" Amazon Pandora responded as she bent over and let lose a big, bassy fart, sighing of relief as she turned to Palutena. "That's better than any poot you can muster, you pale tuna!"
This was the straw that broke the camel's back. Palutena took in a deep breath as she grabbed Amazon Pandora and shoved her right into her buttocks, letting loose a deep pitched fart so brassy, it shook the entire skyline and turned it green, causing tornadoes to pop up down on the ground below. Amazon Pandora screamed as Palutena laughed evilly and continue farting, with both Pit and Dark Pit watching as they turned to each other.
"Let's pretend we didn't see this." Dark Pit suggested as Pit nodded his head in agreement, the two angels leaving the tower heading back to Palutena's temple.