Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

18. Chapter 18

With Palutena's Temple officially being used as one of the many stages in the new Super Smash Bros 4 tournament, Lady Palutena was stretching her arms out, just for you, big guy, as Pit and Dark Pit both came other, with Dark Pit having a purple rifle on hand since they were determined to see who was the better angel between them.

"So, came here to practice up on your smashing skills, huh?" Pit stated after he wrapped his arms around the back of his head.

Dark Pit groaned and he just rolled his eyes in retort. "Oh shut up, Pitstain, no one wants to hear your godawful puns."

"Stop being so edgy, Pittoo." Palutena responded upon placing her hands on her hips, smirking quite deviously. "Besides, I wouldn't be taunting if I were you."

"Oh, and why not?" Dark Pit asked while he approached Palutena, folding his arms together as he was not convinced.

Palutena chuckled as she then began to perform her taunt, summoning a stripper's pole out of nowhere as she began to show herself off, with Pit and Dark Pit both gawking as they dropped their jaws in disbelief, with Pit getting an erection upon seeing something so naughty happen within his very sight.

"L-lady Palutena! W-what compelled you to do t-this!?" Pit gawked as he held down his clothes, trying to hide his big bulge in his spats.

Palutena chuckled as she bent over, revealing her big butt, placing both of her hands on it as she eyed Pit and Dark Pit. "You liked that, well get a load of this!"

Palutena then farted a big, brassy blast of flatulence at both of the angel warriors, with Dark Pit's face turning green as Pit's eyes began watering. Dark Pit then barfed, with poor Pit fainting as Palutena simply laughed from feeling high off her flatulence.

"I knew that you two would enjoy that." Palutena stated as she got back up, letting out another deep pitched poot as she placed her right hand on her face. "You think that's bad now, just wait until you see me use it in battle!"

"Great... another fucking farting character..." Dark Pit coughed upon shaking his head in disbelief. "...Exactly just what Smash Bros needed..."

"Funny you say that, considering that you're a last minute clone," Palutena joked as she poked in Dark Pit's face, who proceeded to bite Palutena's finger as she screamed in pain, knocking Dark Pit on the head with her staff as she then sat down on his head and farted on him, with Pit still having an erection from seeing Palutena in action. And just for kicks, Palutena turned Pit into an eggplant, just to get an extra laugh for her own enjoyment since she kept on farting.