Lady Palutena was trying to get some sleep at her temple, groaning as she could hear Phosphora trying to sing, but doing badly as she sighed, feeling somewhat sad. Even goddesses valued some sleep, and it was night, so it should go to 0 question yes... anyway, back to the 'plot' at hand to answer what needs not be.
"Ugh! This stinks! I'll never be a great singer!" Phosphora exclaimed and zapped lightning from her fingertips at the pillars nearby, causing them to break apart.
Yawning, Palutena stretched her arms as she approached the younger electric controller, placing her hands on her hips. "Your singing isn't as notable as your sparking powers."
"That's true, yeah." Phosphora said for she felt her stomach rumble, wrapping her arms around her moaning stomach since she was starting to feel famished. "Ugh. And I just feel hungry, too. No wonder that Pit boy always talks about food endlessly."
"Believe me, he's a sucker for food." Palutena responded while closing her eyes, smiling upon sneaking out a silent but deadly toot. "But the gas it gives him is gross and dangerous."
"You're one to talk." Phosphora scoffed because she pointed at Palutena, smirking. "I heard about the infamous fart war between you and Viridi."
"Oh, so you have..." Palutena remarked as she dusted off her shoulders. "So what of it? I may find farting to be disgusting and deadly, but it's fun to do. Sue me."
"You're such a hypocrite." Phosphora laughed upon doing a stylish pose. "If you're gonna cut it loose, then at least be honest with it! No one likes a liar!"
Feeling one more rumble in her stomach, Phosphora groaned, clenching her arms around her stomach as she bent over. Palutena then watched as Phosphora farted a raunchy, deep pitched poot, with electricity charging out of her butt alongside her blue colored flatulence. Palutena's eyes lit up as Phosphora fanned her butt with her right hand, blushing slightly.
"My, that was a little embarrassing." Phosphora remarked as she felt her eyes widened from another fart, her blush getting deeper. "Even beautiful maidens such as myself aren't immune to gassy outbursts."
"True... but if you think that's yucky and frightening, get a load of this." Palutena stated as she placed her hands on her rotten egg smelling big butt, rolling her eyes to the back of her head as she belted three brassy farts, all of them deeper pitched than Phosphora's flatulence, with her flatulence being green colored, just like her tall, long hair.
"Snarky Viridi!" Phosphora exclaimed as she placed her hands on her face, amazed at Palutena's gassy emissions for she felt her stomach growl and proceeded to lift her right leg up to fart. "You really don't hold back when you want to!"
"Well, sometimes, when I need to be dangerous, I need to show off my authority." Palutena stated as she farted one more brassy toot, sticking her tongue out in disgust as she frantically waved the air with her right hand. "Even if they are gross. Phew!"
"Hey! Will you stop bonding over being so disgusting?" Viridi snapped angrily upon feeling her name being invoked for she was also polluting the air with her nature resetting farts. "It's getting to the point that you're starting to make me sick! Blech!"
