Lady Palutena was cleaning up her tower pillars inside her temple as she paused, leaning forward and lifting her smelly big butt because she let loose a raunchy fart, frantically waving her hand around her rear to get the awful stench away as things were going pleasantly quiet aside from her sloppy sharts that pierced the noise barrier. And yes it stayed that way; at least it was, until...!
"Ahhh!" Exclaimed Pit for you see he was flailing his arms, tugging onto Palutena's dress since he frightened. "Lady Palutena, hide me!"
Palutena turned to Pit and she patted him on head, smiling down at him as she tried to calm him down. "Pit, calm down! Now what's wrong?"
Pit whimpered since tears were in his eyes, his legs shaking while his wings were flapping. "I-it's back! T-the Clubberskull!"
Palutena tilted her head to the right for she placed her hands on her hips. "Oh Pit, you're afraid of that old thing?"
"B-but you told me to never make contact with one, unless I wanted my body torn apart limb from limb!" Pit replied as he flailed his arms, feeling shaky.
Palutena shook her head as she placed her hands on her shoulders. "Well relax, it can't get up here anyway. Not unless it..."
Palutena then glanced up to see a giant skull with blue flames floating towards the temple, with Pit screaming a high pitched, girly voice as he fainted. The skull was making munching motions, approaching the temple quickly.
"...flew." Palutena remarked in a dismayed voice for she let out a wet poot, squinting her eyes as she didn't know what to do in this situation since she had realized how immensely hated these strange beings were by virtue of them being basically immortal and immune to any attack that was dealt to them; this was quite the cause for 1 shitting themselves in fear of being in their sight.