"Oh dear Lady Palutena, please tell me you have a plan!" Pit whimpered as he trembled with right, on the verge of crying as tears formed in his eyes.
Palutena thought for a moment as the creepy blue flaming skull got closer, then she had an idea. "Pit, you might not like this..."
"I don't like it at all!" Pit exclaimed, only to be grabbed by the green haired goddess and held in front of her, gawking as he screamed, flailing his arms. "AIYEI! What are you doing with me!?"
"I'm gonna fight off this creepy skull using you as a shield!" Palutena stated.
The Clubberskull approached the two, with it making contact with Pit, causing him to scream in pain as he disappeared. Palutena's eyes widened with fright as she dropped her arms, the skull glaring right back at her as it began doing munching movements with its mouth.
"Well this stinks." Palutena admitted as she gasped, getting an idea as she snapped her fingers. 'Or does it!?"
She then turned around, wiggling her big butt as she taunted the Clubberskull. The freaky bluish skeleton approached Palutena's butt, only for the green hair goddess to blast him back with her helping of brassy, deep pitched flatulence. Palutena's farting was too much for the Clubberskull to handle, causing it to explode as Palutena cheered, clapping her hands together.
"All right! I broke the Clubberskull while breaking wind at the same time!" Palutena admitted as she farted again, opening her eyes in fright as her raunchy toot was followed by what sounded like a splash. "...although they're not the only thing that got broke... oh dear..." Placing her hands on her butt and feeling something slimy, Palutena was quick to use her goddess powers to clean herself up, not wanting anyone to know of the embarrassing event that had occurred.
Although it also didn't occur to her that Pit was still in the Underworld, waiting to be brought back to Skyworld, as he was facing off hordes of enemies that were popping up left and right.