Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

24. Chapter 24

Lady Palutena watched as Pit was having trouble with the Eggplant Wizard, who laughed as he was firing rotten eggplants at the white winged angel, making his life a living... underworld.

"Gee, that's really clever!" Pit remarked sarcastically as he swiftly dodged the eggplants that were chucked at him, resisting the urge to eat them due to not wanting to be attacked, and because they were rotten. "You know we can just say Hell and get away with it, right?"

"No one cares about you breaking the fourth wall!" The Eggplant Wizard stated as he was then smashed by a giant green and purple vase, which floated in front of Pit.

"Err... thanks, doc?" Palutena remarked, with both her and Pit gasping as the vase turned into Thanantos.

"Bwa! Ha! Ha! Ha! And some more evil laughter for punctuation!" Thanantos stated as he placed his hands on his hips. "I am back, and I'm gonna make myself relevant to the plot of this story!"

Palutena appeared alongside Pit as she placed her hands on her hips, lowering her eyes as she wasn't impressed. "Yeah... my actual 'problem' with my farting got solved in Chapter 14. Besides..." She smiled as she let loose a thunderous fart that blew the back of her dress, revealing her bare butt cheeks to Pit, who blushed as he felt his black shorts getting tighter. "...I've embraced farting. It makes me feel more natural."

"Wow. I think that bad gas of yours finally got to your head." Thanantos commented as he laughed, shrugging. "Oh well! I'll use your butt to your disadvantage!"

"What does that even me-" Palutena remarked as Thanantos punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Pit screamed in horror as he flailed his arms, not knowing how to properly react as Thanantos picked up Palutena, holding her like an assault rifle, aiming her flatulent big butt at Pit.

"Let's rumble, angel boy! Ho ho ho, and a Merry Christmas to ya!" Thanantos laughed as he pulled Palutena's right arm, causing her to fart more brassy tunes.

"Mommy!" Pit yelped as he wet himself, screaming as he ran away from Thanantos, who laughed as he kept pulling Palutena's arm, causing the unconscious goddess to fart out more gross and dangerous gas blasts. The two ran around the entire temple for what seemed like hours.