Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

29. Chapter 29

Lady Palutena was humming to herself as she was moping the floors in, out, and around her temple, wiggling her flatulent big butt as she was farting tuba toots, enjoying the deep pitched sounds of gas as she smiled, stinking up the air while cleaning the ground. Phosphora and Pit watched from the westernmost corner of the gigantic temple as the two glanced at each other.

"I don't know how you can put up with that old fart, Pit." Phosphora stated as she had her right arm wrapped around Pit. "You would be so much better by yourself."

Pit sighed as he shook his head. "It's really hard, but I've been with Lady Palutena for so long, it would be kind of painful to pull out now, of all times."

"Ooh, I just like those innuendos!" Phosphora stated as she smiled at Pit, causing the white winged angel to blush as he realized what he just said.

"Eep! I should keep my mouth shut sometimes! I don't realize what I say!" Pit remarked as he placed his hands on his face.

"That's some really good advice for a boy like you," Palutena spoke in Pit's mind through telepathy, wiggling her farting butt at Pit. "Especially considering that you're pretty small from what I saw..."

"L-Lady Palutena! Some privacy, please!" Pit stated back through his mind, with Palutena only laughing at this, causing Pit to slap his forehead with his left hand. "She's not just gassy, but a bit annoying, too..."

"She's a prankster, Pit. She's one of those kinds of goddesses you flat out ignore," Phosphora stated as she rubbed her blonde hair. "Plus, she's farting all of her intelligence out, so it can't be helped."

"Really, now?" Palutena stated as she snapped her fingers while pointing at Phosphora, causing the lightning powered goddess to feel a rumble in her stomach.

Pit could only gawk in disbelief as Phosphora farted a brassy deep pitched tuba toot, just like Palutena, with Phosphora just as shocked as Pit, only much more embarrassed.

"Agh! I forgot that I carry gas in me, too...!" Phosphora stated in disbelief as she fanned the air around her butt with her left hand, farting once again.

Pit buried his hands in his face, wondering if he was the only sane divine being in Skyworld.