Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

31. Chapter 31

Lady Palutena was playing SEGA's OutRun on her green colored Nintendo 3DS as Pit panted, having returned from a long battle in the sky.

"Well... that takes care of all the... pests..." Pit stated as he fell flat on the floor, glancing up to see Palutena sitting on the edge of the fountain towards him.

Palutena didn't answer as she was quite into her game, running up the volume a bit to get the most out of OutRun.

"...Lady Palutena?" Pit asked when he stood up, stretching his arms.

Biting her lips, Palutena belted a brassy tuba toot that made her fan the air with her right hand, sticking her tongue out as she was focused on her game. Pit squinted his eyes as he wondered why Palutena was ignoring him.

"L-Lady Palutena, you know I'm here, right?" Pit remarked as he tried to get her attention, coming over to her side to see her playing 3D OutRun. "...Say, what game is this?"

"OutRun. I used to play this all the time while you were out Smashing during Brawl." Palutena admitted because she farted again, her bassy butt blast briefly lifting her into the air as she landed, pooting once again. "The fart gas in me is outrunning my bathroom schedule. I should go to the toilet before I mess myself again."

"Ewww..." Pit admitted in disgust for his face turned green, watching Palutena leave for the restroom as she continued letting out wet farts, all of which echoed within the temple. Pit began fanning the air himself as he wondered where did it go all wrong for him.

Later on both of the angelic beings found themselves in a fart filled contest by virtue of the gassy goddess of Light forcing her Kid Icarus to partake in a sharting showcase and it was clear that the stinky angel wasn't enjoying pooping his pants that he was forced to wear to go along with his motherly figure ripping ass in her smear staining clothing.

Pit was feeling embarrassment from his loud farts and sweating profoundly while he fanned himself upon feeling his stomach grumble. "Geeze! Why did we think wearing jeans would be a good idea?"

"I think they are a fantastic invention!" Palutena heartily laughed upon fanning herself from the rancid flatulence but in a more playful tone. "After all I was getting a bit bored of just letting these fly from my naked rear; it feels good hearing them muffled!"