Lady Palutena farted away her usual brassy tuba toots as she was having some McDonald's that she brought from a warp portal she crafted, with Thanatos appearing again as he was laughing, only to stop and wheeze as he tried to retain his composure. Why and how did he pop up was quite a mystery, but let's be real you're not here to question odd things, you're here to have a good time reading about a giant gorgeous gassy goddess.
"Haha... phew, it takes the air out of you when you try to menace the whole world." Thanatos stated as he noticed Palutena scarfing down on the burgers and french fries. "...Are you just stuffing them down without a second thought?"
"Yep." Palutena stated as she tilted to the side to release another temple shattering deep pitched fart, gulping down some soda as she burped loudly. "I was getting bored of waiting for Pit to get us some lunch, so I went and got fast food myself."
"Where is that little food fetisher, anyway?" Thanatos stated as he pounded his fists together. "I got a special surprise for him..."
"Well safe it for later. I got a match with Hades in a bit." Palutena replied as she farted once more, finishing up her food as Thanatos sighed and left, feeling unloved and unappreciated.
"Well I'll just go and be over here, then..." Thanatos whimpered as he was trying his best to garner sympathy, with it obviously not panning out as well as he thought or imagined.
"Yeah you should." Burped Palutena as she kept stuffing fast food into her while tooting away.
"Don't you think it's a bit odd to have the word count be so, well, small?"
"Who cares about how many words a chapter has? So long as it's entertaining, that's what matters!" Palutena spoke as she let out a raspy fart, squinting her eyes as she shook her head. "Now look what you've done, my wonderful butt music isn't as musical as it was."
"You have done that yourself." Thanatos asserted as he rubbed his chin. "If I had a power glove on me, I could snap my fingers and balance out this bad situation."
"Please, you're not even purple." Palutena scoffed.
"Who said anything about color, you racist?"
Palutena gasped, releasing a windy fart in respond while fanning the stinky air. "I'm not one to deny racing, but you're taking it too far!"
"That's preposterous! You say things like this all the time!"
"If you don't stop..." Palutena threatened as her stomach grumbled to make a deep pitched poot, grabbing her staff nearby. "...then I'm gonna say the U word!"
"THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE U WORD!" Thanatos screamed into Palutena's face as he stuffed her into a jar, turning to face you, the viewers. "Sorry you had to wait years for an actual update to this shitty show, folks!"