Lady Palutena was scarfing down on some delicious yellow pancakes within her temple as Pit approached, sheepishly rubbing his right arm as she licked his lips at the sight of the fluffy, sweet covered wheat treats. One would think the angel would learn not to get in the way of what his green haired goddess and her big, fart producing butt possessed, but you know him.
"Oh my self, I love these pancakes." Palutena stated in between bites, enjoying herself a bit too much over the breakfast meals.
"...L-Lady Palutena, can I have some of those pancakes you're eating?" Pit asked, feeling a bit nervous.
Palutena farted loudly after shifting her always farting big butt to the right, fanning the smelly air as she shook her head. "Sorry, my little angel boy." She ate several more pancakes as she brassily burped loudly, followed by a bassy tuba like fart that left a brown stain on her dirty undies. "These pancakes are reserved for the Goddess of Light, and for me alone."
"...Isn't that redundant?" Pit asked as he then placed his hands on his rumbling stomach, being hungry yet conflicted.
"Perhaps for you, it is. But not for me!" Palutena playfully replied as she farted in Pit's face, then sat back down to enjoy her pancakes in peace.
Pit sighed as he watched Palutena eating away at the pancakes, feeling depressed as he shook his head. "I would never think that Palutena wouldn't share her own food with me... I'm like a brother to her..." He sulked and left, to go take a shower to wipe off the stink Palutena farted on him.
Watching her angel leave, Palutena thought to herself as she continued eating the pancakes and fanning the smelly air while farting as usual, mumbling to herself while eating.
"Peeyew... these farts feel sloppy and warm." Palutena admitted after taking a whiff to be greeted with a weird mix of her fart gas and the pancakes. "Plus they smell so much worse than my normal ones, oof!"