Lady Palutena was on her laptop in her reconstructed temple as she was looking up stuff on the Internet, deciding to Google herself as she was getting bored of being a useless piece of shit all day.
"Hmm... rule 34, huh?" Palutena stated as she opened it, seeing the many naughty pics of her as she let out a huge fart in shock. "My... these pictures are so... well... detailed..."
Palutena clicked through the various pics, looking at them closely as her farting got brassier and deeper pitched, not being fazed by the awful smell her farting big butt was producing as she was quite disgusted yet curious at the bizarre pictures of her. Thantanos and the Eggplant Wizard, who were snooPING AS usual, you see, were noticing this from the northern edge of Palutena's temple, both of them wearing gas masks as they were hiding in the shadows, not being detected by Palutena, who wouldn't notice them due to her tuba toots.
"I don't get it, Thanatos, I just simply can't figure it out. What's her appeal for breaking wind so damn much?" The Eggplant Wizard remarked as he shook his head, folding his arms together.
Thanatos cleared his throat as he spoke up. "Well, my fellow wizard, farting is like sex in many ways. Both are things everyone does and thinks about, but no one wants to talk about. Both are seen as socially abhorrent and disgusting, despite being completely natural. Both relieve different kinds of pressure. Both are things everyone likes to do, but regret immediately after." He then chuckled as he wrapped his right arm around the Eggplant Wizard. "...And for us, both are things we like to see girls do."
"...please get away from me." The Eggplant Wizard whimpered as he felt totally uncomfortable from Thantanos' speech.