Lady Palutena farted loudly because she was relaxing herself while watching some television in her strange device that she stole from the Smash Mansion after a visit, going through the various channels full of commercials as she was having her big butt burp thunderous, brassy, deep pitched tuba toots, the rotten smell stinking up the temple.
"Come by the Roost, where we always have coffee brewed just for you." Brewster stated calmly as he was pouring some hot coffee into an empty white cup, taking a sip and nodding his head, advertising his coffee shop on television.
Palutena yawned while farting at the same time, fanning the air with her right hand. "Meh, pretty boring." She then scratched her farting butt after lifting her right leg, pressing one of the buttons on the remote as she went though another channel.
On another channel on the TV, it showcased Toadette farting, then burped, then hiccuped, then felt her stomach grumble, then barfed, then shiver from feeling cold, then sneezed, then wheezed, then began laughing as she moved her body about from feeling tickled, then began crying, then farted again.
"Oh geeze why does this always happen to me?" Toadette cried upon shitting herself and needing new underwear.
"Seems like my kind of show!" Palutena stated happily for she sat up, wearing her regular goddess uniform as she continued farting in the temple, being glued to the television set, motivated by the show's bodily functions. "I wonder if there's anything else good like this!"
"Knowing you probably not." Arceus casually interjected for the llama shaped Pokemon God was there to collect various objects since the godly being was a close friend of the gassy Goddess of Light. "Should I have even answered that?"
"Probably not." Palutena responded for she started letting loose sloppy sharts since she felt the urge to use the bathroom yet felt too lazy to head off the smelly couch and to the toilet.