"Hey... where's Lady Palutena?" Pit remarked upon eating some floor ice cream since he happened to notice that Dark Pit and Thanantos were waiting on the footsteps of Palutena's temple.
"Gone." Dark Pit scoffed for he stretched his arms out, just for you. "That old wind bag mentioned something about Orlando, so she went there."
"Yeah. Probably to that one Disney place, or something." Thanantos added since he was relaxing on the stairs, his arms wrapped around the back of his head.
Pit gasped in a girly fashion because he placed his hands on his face. "Oh no... I hope she doesn't gas 'It's A Small World'!" He exclaimed in horror, his face turning pale, with that nightmare of a ride being his absolute favorite ride in the small world, after all.
Luckily for the naive, white winged angel, the gassy Goddess of Light wasn't there, but rather at Universal Orlando instead, where Lady Palutena farted up a storm at Universal Studios Florida, using her brassy deep pitched tuba toots to make the crowded lines of people vanish as she got first, allowing her to ride all the rides as she laughed.
"It pays to be gassy!" Palutena exclaimed happily while riding the Hollywood Rip Ride Rocket, letting her own foghorn farts rip while riding the roller coaster, much to the annoyance and disgust of the other riders riding on it. "Who needs to worry about waiting around when you're a ticking time bomb of stink! I get to go on all the rides to my smelly amusement!"
So yes did Palutena rip ass all across the Universal theme park, for which it was the thing to help keep her entertained and not shroud her home in a pungent scent like all the times before and after.
