"Ooh, Dark Pit's diary..." Lady Palutena said with sinister glee because she opened it up, licking her lips together in a deviant way while she chuckled. "Dear diary... I'm getting horny for that fucking gassy green goddess... her bassy poots are enough to make my 'trumpet' stretch out..." A smirk appeared on her face as she farted a tuba toot, fanning it away. "I don't know what I'll do if goddamn Viridi finds out..."
"Lady Palutena, I finally got the tickets for-" Pit started as he ran into Palutena's temple, only to see Palutena lying on the main temple table. "Uhhh... what's going on here?"
Palutena farted a wet poot in surprise for you see she glanced back at Pit, her eyes widened at the white winged angel. "Oh, uh, it's just nothing, Pit!" She quickly closed Dark Pit's diary as she shot up, her hands behind her back and she sheepishly smiled. "What tickets did you get, anyway?"
"...the ones for the concert." Pit remarked upon which he squinted his eyes, folding his arms together. "What are you hiding from me, Lady Palutena...?"
"...Nothing!" Palutena lied for she proceeded to fart out various different poots of varying pitches. "I have nothing!"
Rubbing his chin with his left hand, Pit shrugged and he ran out of the temple, with Palutena smiling as she went back to reading Dark Pit's deepest secrets, literally having a gas regarding this situation. Of course somewhere out in the sky was Dark Pit just patrolling the skies and scowling for he sensed something was off.
"Why do I have the feeling that damned goddess is messing around with me...?" Dark Pit questioned to himself for he just kept on soaring about in the skies due to him trying to get himself to focus more on things.