Palutena smirked as she watched Viridi stroll in, stretching her arms. "So, what does the nature obsessed bitch want this time?"
"Shut your trap, light face! I know everything about you." Viridi stated with confidence as she strutted right up to Palutena.
Palutena scoffed as she let out a brassy fart. "Pah, yeah right." She retorted.
"Your favorite color is green. Your favorite hobby is farting. You love being a playful bitch. And your taste in mortal men is not what it used to be." Viridi stated with her arms folded together.
Palutena smiled, patting Viridi on the head. "Right across the board. You do know me."
"A lot better than you know me." Viridi stated as she pointed in Palutena's face.
This prompted the two goddesses to reply to each other with 'Yeah?' and 'Yeah.', with the Kool Aid Guy making a brief cheap cameo just to scream "OH YEAH!" Eventually, Palutena decided to put Viridi's money where her mouth was.
"Your favorite McDonald's meal is Chicken McNuggets. Your favorite hobby is gardening drawing underarm hair on all the models of Link in game magazine. And your favorite ride is It's A Small World and you always cry when they come to the part about the final dancing sequence." Palutena stated as she let out a fart so loud it shook the temple briefly.
Viridi gasped as she placed her hands on her face. "I... I didn't think anybody knew that."
Palutena smirked as she wrapped her right arm around Viridi. "I'll tell you something else I know about you that you didn't think I knew."
"What?" Viridi replied, tilting her head sideways.
"...You used to have a bed wetting problem." Palutena laughed as she rolled around on the ground, farting as usual.
"Who squealed on me?!" Viridi exclaimed as she broke her wooden staff in rage, furious about this entire ordeal.