"Hmmm..." Lady Palutena thought to herself as she was reading a newspaper outside her temple, letting out a wet fart as she flipped through the pages. "I haven't heard from the other gods and goddesses in a while. Wonder what they're doing."
"Probably not stinking up the air with their butt fumes," Pit remarked as he was trying to enjoy his buffet, but had a hard time as Palutena kept on breaking wind every so often.
"Oh Pit," Palutena started as she let out a bassier fart, which lifted the back of her white dress. "You have to learn that farting is a part of me. Even if it is gross AND dangerous."
"Somewhere down the line, you let out your dignity along with your fart gas, because I don't recall you ever feeling bad or embarrassed about cutting the cheese since the early chapters!" Pit remarked while stuffing his face with all sorts of different food, having broken the fourth wall. "In fact, I'm feeling a bit concerned for you..."
Palutena shrugged. "Well, I am a big girl... and farting is extremely relieving for me..." She giggled as she kept pooting out thunderous tuba toots from her farting big butt, continuing to read through her newspaper as Pit tried his best to eat, with it just being too hard to focus on eating as Palutena's farting constantly distracted him from enjoying the food he munched down on.