"Hey Pit," Palutena remarked upon sneaking out a muffled fart for you see she was making a stew inside the temple and we all know what that means.
Pit nervously poked his head into the temple since he realized what was to come of this. "Y-yes, Lady Palutena...?"
"I'm making a stew. And it surprisingly tastes better than what I usually make!" Palutena spoke up in a happy manner for she grabbed a wooden spoon and placed it in the stew, handing it to Pit. "Want to try?"
Pit's face turned white as he seemed a bit nervous; his angel wings started to flap in a nervous manner. "Err, well..."
"Being that I'm practically your mom, you don't have a choice." Palutena giggled while she inserted the spoon into Pit, who gagged after swallowing, only to slowly breathe as he opened his eyes, realizing that he was actually fine.
"...Wow! That didn't make me want to die and cry!" Pit gasped in joy for he held his hands together, smiling. "What did you put in that stew, Lady Palutena?"
Palutena smirked. "Oh, I'll show you." Palutena then grabbed the bowl containing the stew and let out a deep pitched brassy fart, sighing of relief as she opened her eyes from her bassy butt burp that she of course followed up with more thunderous tuba toots. "A nice helping of my farts!"
Pit's right eye twitched for suddenly he fainted, realizing that the reason Palutena's stew turned out to be so good was because of the green haired goddess of light farting; indeed it suddenly started to make Kid Icarus fart himself since he didn't anticipate for the stew to make him a power pooter even when he was knocked out cold as a result!