Lady Palutena didn't know where to start, but eventually she learned to just love to fart. The gassy green haired Goddess of Light didn't have any choice, but she was willing to let her butt have a voice.
Day and night, in and out, Palutena's farts were born about, letting the other gods and goddesses know, that when she farted, Palutena was the star of the show. If 1 could see just how swell she be for less then Palutena would overall win the competition with her farts quite yes!
"This gas of mine is quite fun!" Palutena admitted with a laugh to the mythical beings while pooting and wiggling her hips; for it was clear that she was enjoying her farty sensation with the look of delight all but clear on her big smooth lips. "It'll make all of you scream and run!"
And to that very day, it was deemed that Palutena was smart, for when she needed a situation taken care of, she would just fart.
"...and that's my tale," Palutena remarked while a smile, learning forward to let out more brassy, deep pitched farts, with Pit and the other lesser angel soldiers groaning as they were sick of hearing, smelling, and feeling Palutena's thunderous tuba toots.
"Can't there be just one moment where she doesn't fart..." Pit whimpered as he was surprised that he was still conscious amongst Palutena's farting.
"You better not be complaining Pit... or it's back into my fat ass for you, little guy!" Palutena stated with a wink because she began fanning the rotten eggy air with her right hand, realizing how bad her tuna smelling farts were getting.
Indeed was Palutena ever the 1 to make the most of a situation regardless of how bad it smelled!
"That is true yes I may say!" Palutena spoke upon making a stink while she took the time admit her wind breaking to think. "Come to think of it where would we be without our flatus?"
Overall this was what Palutena chose to focus on whenever it came to this pooted predicament.