Lady Palutena's stomach growled as she was bored of looking out from her temple all day, letting out a yawn as she placed her hands on her hips.
"Jeeze louise, I've been standing here for ages." Palutena stated as she glanced at her hips, smirking. "Time to have some fun."
Extending her staff, Palutena began spinning around it as she laughed, adding to the pleasure by farting as Pit came back onto the temple from an adventure flying around in the sky.
"Hey Lady Palutena, I was wondering if you wanted..." Pit trailed off as he noticed the gassy Palutena twirling around the strip pole, blushing as he felt his clothing get tighter. "...if you wanted to get some fast food."
Palutena paused her pole dancing and gas passing as she turned her head to Pit, smirking. "Oh Pit, I didn't see you there. Be a dear and get my camera, won't ya?"
"I... uhh... well..." Pit stammered because he was quite flustered.
"Don't just stand there." Palutena casually remarked while rolling her left hand around. "I can't just have my beautiful big butt fart all day. Now go on, Pit, shoo!"
Pit was awestruck for he raised his hands and just left, causing Palutena to shrug as she kept on twirling around and farting, having the time of her life.
In an alternate realm similar to this was yet another fart filled day in the world of Kid Icarus and you can smell that the gassy Goddess of Light was winning the farty contest between herself and her methane making angel since they had both made the massive methane messes in their crapped clothing!