Lady Palutena farted like 1 would expect her to for she was doing exercise, panting as she waved her right hand, her sweat smelling worse than her flatulence.
"Phew! I need a shower... even my wonderful farts can't out stink the sweat I'm making..." Palutena remarked to herself: she stopped running around and decided to approach her temple, only to stumble like a clumsy idiot since she fell flat on her face, her fat gassy butt aimed at the sky as she let out a huge bassy fart that left a brown stain on her white dress for it was followed up by a sloppy shart storm making her smear herself further.
Viridi watched in disgusted jealously with her arms folded, scoffing and farting. "Humph! Not only are my farts louder, they don't ruin the atmosphere either!"
"Ha! Now that; I say, that is a dump load of shit if I ever heard of!" Thanantos laughed after popping out of a nearby jar, pointing at Viridi. "You couldn't be deadlier to the environment if you tried!"
"What's that suppose to mean?" Viridi growled which in turn made her tower over Thanantos, who gulped and as a result hid away in his jar.
That proved to be a good move, as Palutena's final fart for the night was so strong, it blew Viridi off of the temple, causing her to fall several stories down below into the sea.
"Haw! I can say that I saw that coming!" Thanantos laughed because he immediately popped right back out of the jar, figuring that it was safe to be outside as the gassy goddess was knocked out cold. "Anyway, since the author is updating this story in this bizarre matter, I want more appearances! Don't just have me in the character tags for zero reasons if you're not gonna use me!"