Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

51. Chapter 51

It was nice and quiet surprisingly in Skyworld... until a certain loud noise shook the place.

"What the?" Palutena gawked since she was trying to do some reading on how to fix up her green hair. "What happened?"

Pit was standing outside quite embarrassed, holding down his clothing while his face was a crimson red. "I actually tried out some food at this new place I flew to, and-"

Kid Icarus was suddenly interrupted by a big fart that emerged from him, causing tears to form in his eyes while Palutena gasped in shock.

"Pit... you know what this means?" Palutena gleefully admitted while clapping her hands together. "It means my influence rubbed off on you!"

"Wha!?" Exclaimed the shocked angel boy for he couldn't believe what his goddess told him.

"I didn't think you would have such a big burst of methane too." Palutena spoke while casually strolling up to her best solider, bending over and unleashing an enormous bassy fart that caused the temple to shake. "But if it makes you feel better I'll fart alongside you!"

"Lady Palutena, that's not what I meant-" Pit was interrupted by his sudden farts, which in turn chimed Palutena to break wind alongside the winged boy riddled in embarrassment. "...Oh man; it's gonna be a long day..."