Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

56. Chapter 56

"Hey Pit..." Palutena giggled in a playful manner while her stomach began growling loudly since she felt a little quiet fart squeak out of her.

Pit nervously poked his head from within the confines of the temple. "You're not gonna mess with me again like usual are you?"

"Perhaps... you just need to come in here quick."

Kid Icarus went against his better instincts and decided to head in, being greeted with Palutena farting directly into his face. The gassy goddess of light laughed only for her to suddenly receive the same treatment from Pit who has been brewing a beefy amount of fart gas within his angelic body the entire time.

"I'm sorry I had to do that to ya Pit." Palutena apologized whilst continuing to rip ass upon feeling the rancid rump roars of her best warrior. "But I genuinely wanted to get a whiff of your scent all day."