Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

59. Chapter 59

Palutena was letting out huge farts while doing some cleaning up around the temple; she smirked for she could immediately hear Pit and Viridi complain about her ass ripping. "Come on like you kids aren't just as gassy like I am."

"Yes but that's only because we're influenced by you!" Kid Icarus snapped while feeling embarrassed about the sharts he was firing out.

The Goddess of Nature wasn't as kind with her response. "And even if we might like this on a subtle level this still doesn't feel right you know!"

"Sounds like a shitty excuse." Palutena smirked with thunderous tuba toots being blown. "But that's nothing I can't fix."

So things kept stinking.