Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

61. Chapter 61

Palutena was twirling around her staff while letting loose her farts that she held in all day since she had gotten back from doing some fighting in a certain particular realm beyond the Skyworld. "Phew; that really was churning in there! I'm surprised I didn't accidentally mess myself!"

"Pal you really shouldn't be saying that!" Pit screamed since he floundered his way back onto the temple since he had gotten back from a long flight and needed the moment to stay down. "Don't you know what the Internet will do with that info?"

"...Pit you should know that the world wide web technically is not suppose to exist in our world." Palutena reaffirmed while towering over her angel upon her wind breaking causing the pillars nearby to break apart. "I thought it was kind of obvious that we were above this sort of conversation despite our acknowledgement that we're fictional characters who have a lot of farty goodness brewing in us!"