Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

99. Chapter 99

"It's so good to have my angel boy break wind with me." Palutena admitted in a haughty laugh since she was enjoying this stinky sensation that she herself was excelling in expelling. "After all it isn't a regular occurrence when you have your best warrior brapping with you!"

"N-no! I can't hold it! It's gonna come outta my BUTT! HNNF-" Pit exclaimed with him bending over and farting a big brap blast, his arms wrapped around his growling stomach. "Oh (BRRRPPFFRRT!) I just pooped my pants!"

"Here comes a BIG BUTT RUMBLER! HNNGH-" Dark Pit shouted with him sharting out a smearing poot that puffed up his smelly shorts, his legs raised in the air with his hands on his ankels since he can feel his staining toot power right through him. "Aww (BBLBLRRORPT!) that's definitely staying in there!"

"Yes we doo-doo have fun here!" Palutena admitted in laughter with her playfully fanning her rotten egg scented fart fumes away while capturing this image. "And I revel in it so much, yes siree!"

"OH NO!" Pit and Dark Pit cried in unison because they pooped their pants from pushing too far, with Palutena laughing at this. "Now we (BBLRRORBT!) are in (BRRPRORPT!) trouble!"