Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

100. Chapter 100

"Oh my goodness! Can you believe it Pit?" Palutena sung happily while she was farting all over her Sky Temple since she was in such a good methane making mood, her stomach rumbling getting her more in a farty mood than usual. "We actually reached 100 chapters of me letting loose with my gross and dangerous farts!"

"Honestly it kinda stinks." Pit admitted with him rubbing the back of his head while his stomach growled, his angel wings fanning the air since he groaned. "Do we really have to be this smelly Lady-"

Palutena then proceeded to fart directly in his face which of course made Kid Icarus fart himself. Viridi and Dark Pit watched from a distance with both of them ripping ass too.

"Well looks like things are going to be stinking this badly for a while." Dark Pit said with a chuckle, farting with his arms stereotypical crossed. "How bout you?"

"Humph!" Viridi grumbled with her pouting since her pooting wasn't anywhere as powerful. "I just hate how she's making all of us reek like this! I'm jealous okay!"